A/N Extra! Extra! New chapter! Yay! Maybe it'll be the last, though somehow
I doubt it...
Bart and Lisa sat in the basement of the rich family's house. They were both sitting in chairs, with their hands tied behind them. Otto and Willie stood in front of them, and Liza and Bert stood by the door with Maggie, who was still asleep.
"So ye wee ones thought ye coold run aff wit' de young un', eh?" Willie said.
"Well," said Bart. "Yeah."
"Please, Willie!" Lisa said. "She's our baby sister and we miss her very much!"
"Oh really?" said Otto. "Well, then, why not just take her?"
"Otto!" Liza said. "That's exactly what we don't want! You were hired to interrogate the prisoners and find out why they were trying to kidnap our sister!"
"Oh, yeah," Otto said, scratching his head.
"Yoor sister?" said Willie. "But the lass just said she was their sister!"
"Was their sister," Bert said. "Their father was careless and we have adopted little Maragaret."
"Oh..." Otto said.
"Now continue the interrogation!" commanded Liza.
"Yes, ma'am!" Otto said.
"Well," said Willie. "Wat made ye wee ones think ye coold joost run aff with de baby?"
"Because," said Bart impatiently. "She. Is. Our. Sis. Ter!"
"Ach, there ye go agin!" cried Willie. "Yer bogglin' Willie's mind!"
"Willie," pleaded Lisa. "Why can't we have Maggie back? She is rightfully our sister, and I can't help but think she might miss us."
"Margaret is perfectly happy here," Liza said. Bert nodded. Maggie slept.
"Uh," said Otto. "Since I'm not really saying much here, uh, can I go for a beer?"
Bert rolled his eyes. "Fine," he said. Otto was gone in a flash.
"Noo," said Willie. "Are ye young uns' gonna tell meh why ye were tryin' to kidnap the wee lassie?"
"BECAUSE SHE'S OUT SISTER, YOU MORON!!!!" Bart exploded. "AND WE WANT HER BACK!!"
"Shouting won't get you anywhere," Bert said calmly.
"Our mom really misses her, too," Lisa said. "Out of the three of us, I think Maggie was her favorite."
"Yer mither?" Willie said, suddenly sypathetic. "Aye, a mither yearns fer her chald when the wee one is gone."
"Willie," warned Liza. "Your job..."
"Oh, aye," Willie said. "The enterragation."
"I have an idea!" Lisa suddenly said.
"What now?" asked Liza sharply.
"Why don't we let Maggie decide? We can put her in the center of the room, and who ever she comes to gets to keep her!" Lisa said.
"Margaret," Bert said icily, "is asleep."
"We'll wake her up first, duh," Bart said.
"It seems fair enuff," Willie said. He untied Bart and Lisa, and they went to one side of the room. Bert and Liza went to the other side. Willie placed Maggie in the center of the room, and genlty woke her up.
"Noo, wee lass," Willie said to Maggie. "Go to the young uns' ye like the most."
Maggie looked around, her eyes bleary with sleep. Her eyes fell on Bert and Liza.
"Come over here right now, Margaret!" Bert said.
"If you don't I shall be very angry," added Liza. Then Maggie turned to look at Bart and Lisa.
"Hi Maggie!" Bart said. "Remember me?"
"Maggie!" said Lisa. "Mommy's waiting for you at home!" Maggie thought for a moment, and then began crawling towards Bart and Lisa. Happily, Lisa swept Maggie up in her arms and gave her a big hug. Maggie giggled.
"That's not fair!" Liza cried stamping her foot.
"Not mooch is," Willie told her, ushering Bart and Lisa out the door.
On the way home, Bart and Lisa talked to Maggie, telling her how happy they were that she chose them. (A/N Sappy, I know, but I didn't know what else to write.) The three of them passed a very drunk Otto who was singing something about purple and blue hippos.
Finally, they reached 742 Evergreen Terrace, their home. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie went in.
"Where have you two been?" cried Marge. "We've been worried sick!"
"We?" asked Homer, who (as usual) was watching tv.
"Sorry, Mom, but we had to go out," Bart said.
"We got Maggie back!" explained Lisa. She held the baby up to a very surprised Marge.
"Oh, Maggie!" Marge said, scooping the baby into her arms. "Oh, my precious baby!"
"See?" said Homer from the couch. "I told you we'd get her back."
"No, you didn't," Marge said, but she was too happy to have Maggie back to stay angry at him for long. "Now you kids get up to bed," she added to Bart and Lisa. "It's very late."
Bart and Lisa went upstairs to bed. They got into their pajamas, crawled under the covers, and fell asleep listening to Marge singing to Maggie.
THE END!!!
HAPPY END!!!!!
GOOD BYE!!!!!!
A/N And that's the end of that! I know the end was kinda sappy, but I wanted to finish it up quickly. Now, remember that sweet, precioussssssss little button at the bottom left-hand corner of your computer screen, and send me a nice review telling me how much you LOVED my story.
If you don't, I'll send Willie after you! *laughs evilly* And he will be equipped with my rabid bunny rabbits!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
TOOTLES!!!!
Bart and Lisa sat in the basement of the rich family's house. They were both sitting in chairs, with their hands tied behind them. Otto and Willie stood in front of them, and Liza and Bert stood by the door with Maggie, who was still asleep.
"So ye wee ones thought ye coold run aff wit' de young un', eh?" Willie said.
"Well," said Bart. "Yeah."
"Please, Willie!" Lisa said. "She's our baby sister and we miss her very much!"
"Oh really?" said Otto. "Well, then, why not just take her?"
"Otto!" Liza said. "That's exactly what we don't want! You were hired to interrogate the prisoners and find out why they were trying to kidnap our sister!"
"Oh, yeah," Otto said, scratching his head.
"Yoor sister?" said Willie. "But the lass just said she was their sister!"
"Was their sister," Bert said. "Their father was careless and we have adopted little Maragaret."
"Oh..." Otto said.
"Now continue the interrogation!" commanded Liza.
"Yes, ma'am!" Otto said.
"Well," said Willie. "Wat made ye wee ones think ye coold joost run aff with de baby?"
"Because," said Bart impatiently. "She. Is. Our. Sis. Ter!"
"Ach, there ye go agin!" cried Willie. "Yer bogglin' Willie's mind!"
"Willie," pleaded Lisa. "Why can't we have Maggie back? She is rightfully our sister, and I can't help but think she might miss us."
"Margaret is perfectly happy here," Liza said. Bert nodded. Maggie slept.
"Uh," said Otto. "Since I'm not really saying much here, uh, can I go for a beer?"
Bert rolled his eyes. "Fine," he said. Otto was gone in a flash.
"Noo," said Willie. "Are ye young uns' gonna tell meh why ye were tryin' to kidnap the wee lassie?"
"BECAUSE SHE'S OUT SISTER, YOU MORON!!!!" Bart exploded. "AND WE WANT HER BACK!!"
"Shouting won't get you anywhere," Bert said calmly.
"Our mom really misses her, too," Lisa said. "Out of the three of us, I think Maggie was her favorite."
"Yer mither?" Willie said, suddenly sypathetic. "Aye, a mither yearns fer her chald when the wee one is gone."
"Willie," warned Liza. "Your job..."
"Oh, aye," Willie said. "The enterragation."
"I have an idea!" Lisa suddenly said.
"What now?" asked Liza sharply.
"Why don't we let Maggie decide? We can put her in the center of the room, and who ever she comes to gets to keep her!" Lisa said.
"Margaret," Bert said icily, "is asleep."
"We'll wake her up first, duh," Bart said.
"It seems fair enuff," Willie said. He untied Bart and Lisa, and they went to one side of the room. Bert and Liza went to the other side. Willie placed Maggie in the center of the room, and genlty woke her up.
"Noo, wee lass," Willie said to Maggie. "Go to the young uns' ye like the most."
Maggie looked around, her eyes bleary with sleep. Her eyes fell on Bert and Liza.
"Come over here right now, Margaret!" Bert said.
"If you don't I shall be very angry," added Liza. Then Maggie turned to look at Bart and Lisa.
"Hi Maggie!" Bart said. "Remember me?"
"Maggie!" said Lisa. "Mommy's waiting for you at home!" Maggie thought for a moment, and then began crawling towards Bart and Lisa. Happily, Lisa swept Maggie up in her arms and gave her a big hug. Maggie giggled.
"That's not fair!" Liza cried stamping her foot.
"Not mooch is," Willie told her, ushering Bart and Lisa out the door.
On the way home, Bart and Lisa talked to Maggie, telling her how happy they were that she chose them. (A/N Sappy, I know, but I didn't know what else to write.) The three of them passed a very drunk Otto who was singing something about purple and blue hippos.
Finally, they reached 742 Evergreen Terrace, their home. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie went in.
"Where have you two been?" cried Marge. "We've been worried sick!"
"We?" asked Homer, who (as usual) was watching tv.
"Sorry, Mom, but we had to go out," Bart said.
"We got Maggie back!" explained Lisa. She held the baby up to a very surprised Marge.
"Oh, Maggie!" Marge said, scooping the baby into her arms. "Oh, my precious baby!"
"See?" said Homer from the couch. "I told you we'd get her back."
"No, you didn't," Marge said, but she was too happy to have Maggie back to stay angry at him for long. "Now you kids get up to bed," she added to Bart and Lisa. "It's very late."
Bart and Lisa went upstairs to bed. They got into their pajamas, crawled under the covers, and fell asleep listening to Marge singing to Maggie.
THE END!!!
HAPPY END!!!!!
GOOD BYE!!!!!!
A/N And that's the end of that! I know the end was kinda sappy, but I wanted to finish it up quickly. Now, remember that sweet, precioussssssss little button at the bottom left-hand corner of your computer screen, and send me a nice review telling me how much you LOVED my story.
If you don't, I'll send Willie after you! *laughs evilly* And he will be equipped with my rabid bunny rabbits!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
TOOTLES!!!!