Heck, nobody is getting anywhere are they? Well, let's go see what's
going on with Mina shall we, since obviously she will have the most
interesting stuff happen to her anyway.
"Weird, what's with all these soldiers? I don't get it. How did he get so many to follow him? I don't know, but I guess it is my job to find out", Mina whispered.
Then she saw the true Vicks and Wedge stop by the alleyway she was at. Mina began to listen in on their conversation. "Hey Vicks, Kefka is pretty smart, I mean for an evil guy and all."
"Yeah, but this still sucks, I wish he'd get some REAL people to do help us you know", answered an irritated Vicks.
"Well, with these doubles going around everywhere, maybe people will get intimidated by us. Maybe we'll get to fight a real fight soon! Or we could always think of a way to kill Kefka. He pisses me off!"
"YOU'VE GOT IT WEDGE, LET'S GO AHEAD AND DO THAT!!!" Answered Vicks happily.
"Shhh, he might here us…"
This caught Mina's attention, then she jumped out, using her love chain to tie them up. She would scare them into helping her. Heh heh, Mina your so bad sometimes, she thought.
"Hey you two, I'm going to make you listen to me okay", Mina told them. They were also gagged, so basically, they were forced to listen.
"Mmm, mmm, num", they both tried to say.
"I, and some of the FF6 crew (how does she know that?) And we want to kill Kefka too. So, do you want to help or what. You can be like…the spies or something…YEAH, I'm a genius!" here Mina took out the clothes they were gagged with.
"Uh, okay pretty lady", Vicks had his own idea of things. Maybe if he helped her out (even though he hated the FF6 team), he could impress her and stuff. Then get to go on a date with her!
"That sounds fine with me, just don't hurt me, okay", he also had the same thoughts as Vicks.
"Okay, now be good boys, and go back to doing whatever it was you were doing. And remember to spy and report to Terra or me okay. Oh, and take this communicator and talk to me if you find out anything cool. Bye bye for nowwww."
"We are soooo cool. You get Terra Vicks, I get Mina, deal."
"Yeah, wasn't Terra that girl that traveled with us awhile back?"
"YES you dimwit, she was."
"Cool, then we got a sweet deal eh?" Vicks was pleased with himself. He'd finally have a girlfriend, something he hadn't had since he was 15.
At some temple someplace, Kefka was enjoying his well-deserved margaritas, and at the moment drunk. Let's check this out shall we…
"Ma-an, where is the beer? Where is m-I-y pet mon-ekey? Dammit, whe- re is my har-aem of wom-aen? I ne-eed more
boo-uze dammit!"
Urm, Kefka, don't die from alcohol poisoning! What villain dies of that? Well, that might be what he dies of before anything else you know. But then who would the bad guys go and kill, Vicks and Wedge? Na, you gotta be kidding me.
Now to Terra, she had been looking everywhere for everybody else, but when she couldn't fly for much longer, she decided to go meet up with Mina, to go check up on her.
"Hmmm, she's already done spying? Wow, that's pretty fast, but what's with all the soldiers down there for? Kefka must be using an illusionary spell for that. Well, there's Mina, let's see what she found out…"
Terra flew down to where Mina was, Mina had a big smile on her face, and so something good had to have happened.
"Terra, this is too good to be true! We got Vicks and Wedge on our side!"
"Eh, I don't quite get what you are saying", Here Terra transformed from her Esper form, to her normal one.
Mina told her what happened. Terra thought it too good to be true, but she believed it all the same.
"There's a catch somewhere, I know it!" Why the hell can't I figure out what though? They aren't going to help us for no reason…"
"So what, they're helping us. So, did you find everyone?"
"Nope, but they are probably headed this way too…."
Funny you should mention that Terra, because that is exactly what they were doing. Heading toward Bethlehem. But the journey there wasn't exactly fun. Celes seemed to only be able to warp one other person, and then could only get the two of them there in 5 trips. Then they still had to be a mile off otherwise Kefka could spot them. Lita also insisted that they bring along some food and water, and that had to be taken with her in the first trip. Then Celes took them all one by one in this order: Edgar, Rini, Ami, and Locke. Celes purposefully took Locke last. This was her way of being mean to him.
When all of them were there, Lita forced them to eat because they needed their strength to fight at their best.
"Come on everyone, I made mochi balls and sushi. Light food that can fill you up fast. *Munch munch* this is so good, I AM such a good cook man ol' mighty!"
"That's for sure", Locke said between bites.
"Hey, look at the pretty sunset. I love watching the sunset in the desert, there is something so enchanting about it", Edgar said sighing.
"Yes, isn't it odd how romantic it can be. Not even science can explain it."
"That's because science can't explain everything Ami", said Celes, just finishing her food.
"Lita, you need to teach Serena how to cook sometime", Rini told her.
"Every time I try to, she decides to fall asleep. It pisses me off she would do that!"
After a few more minutes of eating and talking they got up to head towards the burning town of Bethlehem, where Vicks and Wedge clones were everywhere, Kefka was having a hangover, and Terra and Mina were out on the other side of town, sleeping and eating. Where they found the food is beyond me, but they had some okay. Anyway, let's check up on Kefka, since now it is morning, and is having a hangover.
"Oooo, damn, what the hell happened to me last night? Let's see, had a few margaritas, I don't remember much after that! Dammit, screw it all!" Kefka looked over to see a monkey. "When the HELL did I get him/her! Too cool, I always wanted a pet monkey, not bad at all."
Here the real Vicks and Wedge entered to report to Kefka.
"Sir, nothing has happened in town. All our clones did was rape a few women, and trash the town. Oh, and we bought you that monkey last night when we heard you talking in your sleep about wanting one", here Wedge was speaking.
"Oh, and we also checked on the purple/pinkish light, our guess is that is was just a flash of light, nothing more. Oh, and by the way sir, we saw General Celes and a small group of people about one mile out of town."
"WHAT, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER! This is going to be so sweet! Uwee hee hee heee! I love getting revenge. They'll soon feel the wrath of my Light of Judgment. Uwee hee hee heee! Hey, I didn't cough this time, too cool!"
Heh heh, Kefka, what you didn't know is that Vicks and Wedge warned Celes and Co. about this beforehand, and giving them a place to meet Terra and Mina. So poo to you too. Mina and Terra also got a message from Vicks saying where the rest of the group were and where to meet them. Now with the entire group together but Raye and Serena, they now thought they could take on Kefka, with or without Vicks and Wedge.
"So, how are we going to do this everyone? What's our tactic for getting inside the village", this was Terra speaking.
"Yeah, the real Vicks and Wedge said that their clones act differently than them. So, what do we do to not be noticed?"
At the moment, Locke, Edgar and Rini were playing with the moogle suits that they had found in Setzer's airship. Locke had found them in the magical item bag they carried. He had planned on using them to scare the kids on Halloween, but he forgot last year, and it was still a long time before it came this year. They were having lots of fun poking at each other and were playing tag. Then it hit Celes' head.
"Why don't we dress up as moogles, and sneak in. If I know Vicks and Wedge well enough, they are pretty stupid, and with so many clones about, well you get the picture."
"You get a bunch of dumb guys, who have no clue what moogles are doing in town. But Celes, they will still mess with us, and we will be very large moogles indeed", here Terra was the one speaking.
"Why don't you just say we're pregnant?" shouted Edgar jokingly. "That will make sense to them you know."
"Well if these moogles are as smart as you say they are, then maybe it shall work", Ami said in that smart voice of hers.
"Well, I guess we now can call us Sailor Senshi the Pretty Soldiers Moogle Gals! Man, I gotta not eat mochi in the early morning, it makes me hyper!" Lita said excitingly.
Everyone laughed, and they had no clue why, maybe because they needed something to laugh at while they got into the suits.
After they got on their suits, Ami got a beep on her communicator from Raye. She wondered what she could want.
"Hey, I healed pretty quick, probably because of the Silver Imperial Crystal."
"So, how do you plan to come here to Bethlehem?" Ami asked her.
"Well, Serena also hoped the Silver Imperial Crystal could teleport us there, Artemis and Luna included, but we aren't sure", a bright light came out after she said this, and then you heard Serena squealing.
"Hey RAYE, I got it, I really really got it to work!"
"We'll be there soon, you stay and try to catch up okay. Uhhh, I am not going to ask why you are wearing that weird suit alright", said a Raye who was running to where Serena was. The communicator went off after that.
"Well, you heard them, let's get going everyone!" Ami said.
Everyone laughed again. You didn't realize how different you sounded under the suit.
"Ha ha, Ami, you sound like an otter when you talk under that suit, ha ha!" Rini laughed.
"Hmmm, I'm sure you all do too", Ami also laughed.
Then they began to walk off to town in a clumsy matter in moogle suits. The town wasn't burning anymore either. A town where a Kefka with a hangover and a bunch of clones were at the moment celebrating. Oh, and let's not forget the pet monkey Kefka owned.
AAAAACK, THIS WAS A LONG CHAPTER! WELL, I HOPE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS STORY ANYWAY.
"Weird, what's with all these soldiers? I don't get it. How did he get so many to follow him? I don't know, but I guess it is my job to find out", Mina whispered.
Then she saw the true Vicks and Wedge stop by the alleyway she was at. Mina began to listen in on their conversation. "Hey Vicks, Kefka is pretty smart, I mean for an evil guy and all."
"Yeah, but this still sucks, I wish he'd get some REAL people to do help us you know", answered an irritated Vicks.
"Well, with these doubles going around everywhere, maybe people will get intimidated by us. Maybe we'll get to fight a real fight soon! Or we could always think of a way to kill Kefka. He pisses me off!"
"YOU'VE GOT IT WEDGE, LET'S GO AHEAD AND DO THAT!!!" Answered Vicks happily.
"Shhh, he might here us…"
This caught Mina's attention, then she jumped out, using her love chain to tie them up. She would scare them into helping her. Heh heh, Mina your so bad sometimes, she thought.
"Hey you two, I'm going to make you listen to me okay", Mina told them. They were also gagged, so basically, they were forced to listen.
"Mmm, mmm, num", they both tried to say.
"I, and some of the FF6 crew (how does she know that?) And we want to kill Kefka too. So, do you want to help or what. You can be like…the spies or something…YEAH, I'm a genius!" here Mina took out the clothes they were gagged with.
"Uh, okay pretty lady", Vicks had his own idea of things. Maybe if he helped her out (even though he hated the FF6 team), he could impress her and stuff. Then get to go on a date with her!
"That sounds fine with me, just don't hurt me, okay", he also had the same thoughts as Vicks.
"Okay, now be good boys, and go back to doing whatever it was you were doing. And remember to spy and report to Terra or me okay. Oh, and take this communicator and talk to me if you find out anything cool. Bye bye for nowwww."
"We are soooo cool. You get Terra Vicks, I get Mina, deal."
"Yeah, wasn't Terra that girl that traveled with us awhile back?"
"YES you dimwit, she was."
"Cool, then we got a sweet deal eh?" Vicks was pleased with himself. He'd finally have a girlfriend, something he hadn't had since he was 15.
At some temple someplace, Kefka was enjoying his well-deserved margaritas, and at the moment drunk. Let's check this out shall we…
"Ma-an, where is the beer? Where is m-I-y pet mon-ekey? Dammit, whe- re is my har-aem of wom-aen? I ne-eed more
boo-uze dammit!"
Urm, Kefka, don't die from alcohol poisoning! What villain dies of that? Well, that might be what he dies of before anything else you know. But then who would the bad guys go and kill, Vicks and Wedge? Na, you gotta be kidding me.
Now to Terra, she had been looking everywhere for everybody else, but when she couldn't fly for much longer, she decided to go meet up with Mina, to go check up on her.
"Hmmm, she's already done spying? Wow, that's pretty fast, but what's with all the soldiers down there for? Kefka must be using an illusionary spell for that. Well, there's Mina, let's see what she found out…"
Terra flew down to where Mina was, Mina had a big smile on her face, and so something good had to have happened.
"Terra, this is too good to be true! We got Vicks and Wedge on our side!"
"Eh, I don't quite get what you are saying", Here Terra transformed from her Esper form, to her normal one.
Mina told her what happened. Terra thought it too good to be true, but she believed it all the same.
"There's a catch somewhere, I know it!" Why the hell can't I figure out what though? They aren't going to help us for no reason…"
"So what, they're helping us. So, did you find everyone?"
"Nope, but they are probably headed this way too…."
Funny you should mention that Terra, because that is exactly what they were doing. Heading toward Bethlehem. But the journey there wasn't exactly fun. Celes seemed to only be able to warp one other person, and then could only get the two of them there in 5 trips. Then they still had to be a mile off otherwise Kefka could spot them. Lita also insisted that they bring along some food and water, and that had to be taken with her in the first trip. Then Celes took them all one by one in this order: Edgar, Rini, Ami, and Locke. Celes purposefully took Locke last. This was her way of being mean to him.
When all of them were there, Lita forced them to eat because they needed their strength to fight at their best.
"Come on everyone, I made mochi balls and sushi. Light food that can fill you up fast. *Munch munch* this is so good, I AM such a good cook man ol' mighty!"
"That's for sure", Locke said between bites.
"Hey, look at the pretty sunset. I love watching the sunset in the desert, there is something so enchanting about it", Edgar said sighing.
"Yes, isn't it odd how romantic it can be. Not even science can explain it."
"That's because science can't explain everything Ami", said Celes, just finishing her food.
"Lita, you need to teach Serena how to cook sometime", Rini told her.
"Every time I try to, she decides to fall asleep. It pisses me off she would do that!"
After a few more minutes of eating and talking they got up to head towards the burning town of Bethlehem, where Vicks and Wedge clones were everywhere, Kefka was having a hangover, and Terra and Mina were out on the other side of town, sleeping and eating. Where they found the food is beyond me, but they had some okay. Anyway, let's check up on Kefka, since now it is morning, and is having a hangover.
"Oooo, damn, what the hell happened to me last night? Let's see, had a few margaritas, I don't remember much after that! Dammit, screw it all!" Kefka looked over to see a monkey. "When the HELL did I get him/her! Too cool, I always wanted a pet monkey, not bad at all."
Here the real Vicks and Wedge entered to report to Kefka.
"Sir, nothing has happened in town. All our clones did was rape a few women, and trash the town. Oh, and we bought you that monkey last night when we heard you talking in your sleep about wanting one", here Wedge was speaking.
"Oh, and we also checked on the purple/pinkish light, our guess is that is was just a flash of light, nothing more. Oh, and by the way sir, we saw General Celes and a small group of people about one mile out of town."
"WHAT, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER! This is going to be so sweet! Uwee hee hee heee! I love getting revenge. They'll soon feel the wrath of my Light of Judgment. Uwee hee hee heee! Hey, I didn't cough this time, too cool!"
Heh heh, Kefka, what you didn't know is that Vicks and Wedge warned Celes and Co. about this beforehand, and giving them a place to meet Terra and Mina. So poo to you too. Mina and Terra also got a message from Vicks saying where the rest of the group were and where to meet them. Now with the entire group together but Raye and Serena, they now thought they could take on Kefka, with or without Vicks and Wedge.
"So, how are we going to do this everyone? What's our tactic for getting inside the village", this was Terra speaking.
"Yeah, the real Vicks and Wedge said that their clones act differently than them. So, what do we do to not be noticed?"
At the moment, Locke, Edgar and Rini were playing with the moogle suits that they had found in Setzer's airship. Locke had found them in the magical item bag they carried. He had planned on using them to scare the kids on Halloween, but he forgot last year, and it was still a long time before it came this year. They were having lots of fun poking at each other and were playing tag. Then it hit Celes' head.
"Why don't we dress up as moogles, and sneak in. If I know Vicks and Wedge well enough, they are pretty stupid, and with so many clones about, well you get the picture."
"You get a bunch of dumb guys, who have no clue what moogles are doing in town. But Celes, they will still mess with us, and we will be very large moogles indeed", here Terra was the one speaking.
"Why don't you just say we're pregnant?" shouted Edgar jokingly. "That will make sense to them you know."
"Well if these moogles are as smart as you say they are, then maybe it shall work", Ami said in that smart voice of hers.
"Well, I guess we now can call us Sailor Senshi the Pretty Soldiers Moogle Gals! Man, I gotta not eat mochi in the early morning, it makes me hyper!" Lita said excitingly.
Everyone laughed, and they had no clue why, maybe because they needed something to laugh at while they got into the suits.
After they got on their suits, Ami got a beep on her communicator from Raye. She wondered what she could want.
"Hey, I healed pretty quick, probably because of the Silver Imperial Crystal."
"So, how do you plan to come here to Bethlehem?" Ami asked her.
"Well, Serena also hoped the Silver Imperial Crystal could teleport us there, Artemis and Luna included, but we aren't sure", a bright light came out after she said this, and then you heard Serena squealing.
"Hey RAYE, I got it, I really really got it to work!"
"We'll be there soon, you stay and try to catch up okay. Uhhh, I am not going to ask why you are wearing that weird suit alright", said a Raye who was running to where Serena was. The communicator went off after that.
"Well, you heard them, let's get going everyone!" Ami said.
Everyone laughed again. You didn't realize how different you sounded under the suit.
"Ha ha, Ami, you sound like an otter when you talk under that suit, ha ha!" Rini laughed.
"Hmmm, I'm sure you all do too", Ami also laughed.
Then they began to walk off to town in a clumsy matter in moogle suits. The town wasn't burning anymore either. A town where a Kefka with a hangover and a bunch of clones were at the moment celebrating. Oh, and let's not forget the pet monkey Kefka owned.
AAAAACK, THIS WAS A LONG CHAPTER! WELL, I HOPE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS STORY ANYWAY.