Kefka didn't have a hangover anymore, so he decided to go and meet up
with General Celes, the Esper Girl, the thief, and the traitorous king, and
whomever else they had to bring along.
"Uwee hee hee hee, I love being the evil villain guy! Let's see if I can find them, they probably have some plan to kill me, or even better, they're in disguise. Uwee hee hee heeee *cough cough*, Damn, I coughed again, well I KNEW it was too good to be true that it would come back! I also need to stop talking to myself. Come pet monkey, we have business to attend to."
"Uwe uwe uwe!"
"Ooooo, you can laugh like me! I like it, I have the evilest laugh, Uwee hee hee heeeeee!"
Well, Kefka probably really did snap those many years ago when Cid fused him with magicite. Well, anyway, let's check on Raye and Serena, they deserve some glory now you know.
"Raaaaaye, my feet hurt! I'm also thirsty, when are we going to get there?"
"Serena, if only you'd act like a queen more often", said an irritated Luna.
Actually Serena had been doing this for a while, and everyone was just irritated with her. Raye couldn't hold her temper anymore after this.
"WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE! STOP ACTING LIKE A DAMN LITTLE KID FOR ONCE, AND GROW UP! *Blah blah blah blahhhhh*"
Nobody really listened to her after that line. It was okay though Serena stopped complaining at least.
"I wish somebody would make them both shut up though", said Artemis under his breath.
Forget what I said about glory. Meanwhile with the moogle team…
"Now remember everyone, we're moogles, Mina, don't talk, Terra, don't turn into an Esper, and Celes, don't go into a punching fury. Everyone got that…" here they nodded, "good", Edgar still wanted to act like he was the leader of the group, even though there really wasn't one.
Then they entered the town, the clones of the Vicks' and Wedges' were well, quite intrigued that moogles had come to their town. And they were pretty stupid too they just asked questions.
One Vicks clone asked, "what' 'sup with you moogles?"
A wedge clone asked, "kinda big for moogles aren'tcha?"
"Kupo, we are women moogles who are pregnant, Kupo", said Locke in his most womanish voice.
"Pregnant? Are you moogles okay?" asked a Wedge clone.
"Yes, Kupo, we will be okay. We only came to help work for Kefka, Kupo", said Edgar also in his most womanish voice.
"They sound like otters to me Wedge clone 500", said a Vicks clone.
"So what, they all do", replied the Wedge clone 500.
"Yeah, true, but still, why are moogles here? I thought they hated being around lots of people", said the Vicks clone 298.
"Heck, who cares, they're here, and I want some food! Let's get hiiiiiiiiiiim!"
Here all the Vicks and Wedge clones started to fight over each other as to who would get the moogles. At this, the Senshi and FF6 team decided to run off unnoticed through the whole 2000 clones gathered in town. In the fighting scene the Vicks and Wedge clones could be seen breaking bones, giving each other bloody noses, and about half of them died in the first 10 minutes of fighting. This was also partly due to the fact they were packed in like football players, and it took the Senshi and FF6 team quite some time to get through it.
After they got through the fighting group of Vicks and Wedges, they saw a Kefka with a pet monkey come out of a temple somewhere. Raye would have been pissed to know that he had been drinking alcohol in a temple. Well anywhoodles, the team did that gasp they do in anime when they see the evil bad guy dude.
"Hmmm, those AREN'T moogles, it's you stupid FF6 team (hey, I was in a video game cool). AHEM, anyway, I'm now here to kill you, so I can take over the world, blah blah blah blah. So on and so on, and etc. etc. etc."
"Just shut the Hell up!" said Edgar as he used his noiseblaster to cause everyone to stop fighting, and for Kefka to stop talking.
"Thanks, I needed that, can we fight now?" Said an eager Kefka. You knew this because he kept jumping up and down. His pet monkey did the same.
Suddenly, Raye, Serena, Luna and Artemis came onto the scene. They were shocked to see everyone was still alive and that there were so many soldiers on top of each other.
"Man, where we come from the bad guys are handsome, or cool looking, but GOD, you are just plain out uuuuuuuugly!" Said Serena loud enough for Kefka to hear.
"HEY, that was an INSULT! I hate INSULTS, I'm the only one who should be dishing out the INSULTS. Okay, who do you think you are you asshole to be telling me I'm ugly?"
"I am a soldier of the moon, for I am Sailor Moon!" Serena here transformed into her sailor outfit. "And in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!"
"Uh, Kefka, could you JUST KILL HER, please", Raye said angrily.
"Sure, she annoys me too, hey what's your name?"
"RAYE, HOW COULD YOU!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!" cried Serena.
"Who would want to be friends with you?" Here everyone nodded to Raye's comment.
"Raye, okay, hey you guys like some coffee?" asked Kefka.
"Sure, why not?" Everyone answered except Serena.
They all went into the temple. Kefka's pet monkey served them coffee, which they happily drank. Kefka laughed the whole time as everyone talked.
"Hey Kefka, why did we try to kill you before, your funny. Hey, why not kill this Serena girl, then we try to take over the world with you", said Locke.
"Sure, here", Kefka fries her with his Light of Judgment, and Rini disappears too. Without Serena, there's no Rini, who comes from the future. "Okay, so how do you guys want to take over the world?"
"You're the evil black-hearted villain, you tell us", said Artemis.
"Hmmm, so you proclaim me the leader right? I never thought evil could win so easily. Hey, that girl dropped a crystal."
"That's the Silver Imperial Crystal, it is the strongest power in the universe. You'll easily conquer the world using it", Luna told him.
"Hmmm, cool, let's see, I wish that the whole world was ruled by me, Kefka Pallazio."
"It doesn't work like that", Ami said in her scientific way.
"So what, he's got the right idea", Lita said.
"Okay, you all are my Generals, and you girls' families can like be your lackeys. I want you to wreck havoc all over the world. Celes and Ami, stay here while we plan tactics to cause pain and suffering for everyone."
"Hey Raye, would you like to work with me?" Locke asked her.
"Sure, you're not a bad guy, I think I could grow to like you", said Raye smiling.
"Mina would you like to work with me", said Edgar blushing, he had never blushed before in front of a girl.
"Why not, come on Artemis, we have a world to RULE!!!"
After seeing Locke being taken from her, Celes went into a punching fury and crushed the tables and benches in the temple. Terra was just ticked cause she didn't get a boyfriend. Then the real Vicks and Wedge came in to report.
"The clones are gone sir."
"I hope you aren't mad sir", said Vicks.
"Terra, Celes, I see you are pissed that you did not get boyfriends, how about these two. Oh, by the way, Vicks, Wedge, you are now promoted to colonel. Have a good day", said Kefka gleefully.
"Cool, we got boyfriends after all", Celes and Terra got all googly eyed. Vicks and Wedge were happy cause they finally got girlfriends again. So all in all it worked out.
"Well, we are off to take over the world! Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa!" Everyone but Kefka cheered. Kefka just smiled cause he was finally going to get his wish.
And with that, they all took over the world, and instead of Crystal Tokyo coming to pass, Kefka decided to call his new world Bob, after the name he decided to give his pet monkey. And everyone had more fun destroying stuff than saving the world any day. Oh, and Lita later got married to Edgar, and Raye to Locke. But got divorced about a week later. They just liked the idea of not being married better. And with Serena's dead body, they burned her and kept her ashes over a fireplace, just for the hell of it. And all in all, everyone but the humans that didn't work for Kefka (which were many), lived happily ever after.
Note: If you've read all of this, you probably find this fanfic the stupidest you've ever read. Well, now I hope you people will review it. This now ends my fanfic, have a good day.
"Uwee hee hee hee, I love being the evil villain guy! Let's see if I can find them, they probably have some plan to kill me, or even better, they're in disguise. Uwee hee hee heeee *cough cough*, Damn, I coughed again, well I KNEW it was too good to be true that it would come back! I also need to stop talking to myself. Come pet monkey, we have business to attend to."
"Uwe uwe uwe!"
"Ooooo, you can laugh like me! I like it, I have the evilest laugh, Uwee hee hee heeeeee!"
Well, Kefka probably really did snap those many years ago when Cid fused him with magicite. Well, anyway, let's check on Raye and Serena, they deserve some glory now you know.
"Raaaaaye, my feet hurt! I'm also thirsty, when are we going to get there?"
"Serena, if only you'd act like a queen more often", said an irritated Luna.
Actually Serena had been doing this for a while, and everyone was just irritated with her. Raye couldn't hold her temper anymore after this.
"WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE! STOP ACTING LIKE A DAMN LITTLE KID FOR ONCE, AND GROW UP! *Blah blah blah blahhhhh*"
Nobody really listened to her after that line. It was okay though Serena stopped complaining at least.
"I wish somebody would make them both shut up though", said Artemis under his breath.
Forget what I said about glory. Meanwhile with the moogle team…
"Now remember everyone, we're moogles, Mina, don't talk, Terra, don't turn into an Esper, and Celes, don't go into a punching fury. Everyone got that…" here they nodded, "good", Edgar still wanted to act like he was the leader of the group, even though there really wasn't one.
Then they entered the town, the clones of the Vicks' and Wedges' were well, quite intrigued that moogles had come to their town. And they were pretty stupid too they just asked questions.
One Vicks clone asked, "what' 'sup with you moogles?"
A wedge clone asked, "kinda big for moogles aren'tcha?"
"Kupo, we are women moogles who are pregnant, Kupo", said Locke in his most womanish voice.
"Pregnant? Are you moogles okay?" asked a Wedge clone.
"Yes, Kupo, we will be okay. We only came to help work for Kefka, Kupo", said Edgar also in his most womanish voice.
"They sound like otters to me Wedge clone 500", said a Vicks clone.
"So what, they all do", replied the Wedge clone 500.
"Yeah, true, but still, why are moogles here? I thought they hated being around lots of people", said the Vicks clone 298.
"Heck, who cares, they're here, and I want some food! Let's get hiiiiiiiiiiim!"
Here all the Vicks and Wedge clones started to fight over each other as to who would get the moogles. At this, the Senshi and FF6 team decided to run off unnoticed through the whole 2000 clones gathered in town. In the fighting scene the Vicks and Wedge clones could be seen breaking bones, giving each other bloody noses, and about half of them died in the first 10 minutes of fighting. This was also partly due to the fact they were packed in like football players, and it took the Senshi and FF6 team quite some time to get through it.
After they got through the fighting group of Vicks and Wedges, they saw a Kefka with a pet monkey come out of a temple somewhere. Raye would have been pissed to know that he had been drinking alcohol in a temple. Well anywhoodles, the team did that gasp they do in anime when they see the evil bad guy dude.
"Hmmm, those AREN'T moogles, it's you stupid FF6 team (hey, I was in a video game cool). AHEM, anyway, I'm now here to kill you, so I can take over the world, blah blah blah blah. So on and so on, and etc. etc. etc."
"Just shut the Hell up!" said Edgar as he used his noiseblaster to cause everyone to stop fighting, and for Kefka to stop talking.
"Thanks, I needed that, can we fight now?" Said an eager Kefka. You knew this because he kept jumping up and down. His pet monkey did the same.
Suddenly, Raye, Serena, Luna and Artemis came onto the scene. They were shocked to see everyone was still alive and that there were so many soldiers on top of each other.
"Man, where we come from the bad guys are handsome, or cool looking, but GOD, you are just plain out uuuuuuuugly!" Said Serena loud enough for Kefka to hear.
"HEY, that was an INSULT! I hate INSULTS, I'm the only one who should be dishing out the INSULTS. Okay, who do you think you are you asshole to be telling me I'm ugly?"
"I am a soldier of the moon, for I am Sailor Moon!" Serena here transformed into her sailor outfit. "And in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!"
"Uh, Kefka, could you JUST KILL HER, please", Raye said angrily.
"Sure, she annoys me too, hey what's your name?"
"RAYE, HOW COULD YOU!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!" cried Serena.
"Who would want to be friends with you?" Here everyone nodded to Raye's comment.
"Raye, okay, hey you guys like some coffee?" asked Kefka.
"Sure, why not?" Everyone answered except Serena.
They all went into the temple. Kefka's pet monkey served them coffee, which they happily drank. Kefka laughed the whole time as everyone talked.
"Hey Kefka, why did we try to kill you before, your funny. Hey, why not kill this Serena girl, then we try to take over the world with you", said Locke.
"Sure, here", Kefka fries her with his Light of Judgment, and Rini disappears too. Without Serena, there's no Rini, who comes from the future. "Okay, so how do you guys want to take over the world?"
"You're the evil black-hearted villain, you tell us", said Artemis.
"Hmmm, so you proclaim me the leader right? I never thought evil could win so easily. Hey, that girl dropped a crystal."
"That's the Silver Imperial Crystal, it is the strongest power in the universe. You'll easily conquer the world using it", Luna told him.
"Hmmm, cool, let's see, I wish that the whole world was ruled by me, Kefka Pallazio."
"It doesn't work like that", Ami said in her scientific way.
"So what, he's got the right idea", Lita said.
"Okay, you all are my Generals, and you girls' families can like be your lackeys. I want you to wreck havoc all over the world. Celes and Ami, stay here while we plan tactics to cause pain and suffering for everyone."
"Hey Raye, would you like to work with me?" Locke asked her.
"Sure, you're not a bad guy, I think I could grow to like you", said Raye smiling.
"Mina would you like to work with me", said Edgar blushing, he had never blushed before in front of a girl.
"Why not, come on Artemis, we have a world to RULE!!!"
After seeing Locke being taken from her, Celes went into a punching fury and crushed the tables and benches in the temple. Terra was just ticked cause she didn't get a boyfriend. Then the real Vicks and Wedge came in to report.
"The clones are gone sir."
"I hope you aren't mad sir", said Vicks.
"Terra, Celes, I see you are pissed that you did not get boyfriends, how about these two. Oh, by the way, Vicks, Wedge, you are now promoted to colonel. Have a good day", said Kefka gleefully.
"Cool, we got boyfriends after all", Celes and Terra got all googly eyed. Vicks and Wedge were happy cause they finally got girlfriends again. So all in all it worked out.
"Well, we are off to take over the world! Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa!" Everyone but Kefka cheered. Kefka just smiled cause he was finally going to get his wish.
And with that, they all took over the world, and instead of Crystal Tokyo coming to pass, Kefka decided to call his new world Bob, after the name he decided to give his pet monkey. And everyone had more fun destroying stuff than saving the world any day. Oh, and Lita later got married to Edgar, and Raye to Locke. But got divorced about a week later. They just liked the idea of not being married better. And with Serena's dead body, they burned her and kept her ashes over a fireplace, just for the hell of it. And all in all, everyone but the humans that didn't work for Kefka (which were many), lived happily ever after.
Note: If you've read all of this, you probably find this fanfic the stupidest you've ever read. Well, now I hope you people will review it. This now ends my fanfic, have a good day.