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Summery. Harry and Pansy are still being tested.

Harry POV

I have spent the last few days with this ape's swinging from vines in the forest. It seem's that one of these monkey's can speak and play chess. I feel free out here in the forest area. If I did not hit so many trees I would be fine. More over, I am beleive I am loosing my mind. I can talk to animals, not just snakes anymore. Stranger still, these voice keep telling me to, "watch out for that tree!!!" I can see the tree. Most of the time my face print is impeded in the tree.

This where a loun cloth. That means I have to where it. I think his IQ is low. He seems to be strong but he must have been smart enough to build or help build that structure he lives in. Ape is become a great friend. I can trust him. If I could only say what I want in this dream I could tell Ape, "thanks for all the help".

Later, I have to spar with a lion. I supect a he is a good friend of George. George is the name of this man who's body this is. George is a very good person.

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Pansy POV

If this is a dream, I will wake up soon. So far, I have met these really nice sweety men. I think they are my tour guides. At least one of them speaks English. The other 3 just smile and carry my stuff. Without them I am guessing I would be animal food by now.

Anyway, this guy named Lyle showed up. He looks mid-thirties? I could ask him. He seems to think that I want to marry him. Lyle is very clean. I am not complaining I seem to be unbleively clean to for being a jungle. This dream man is cute, but he does looked a little to self obsorbed for me. He brought along 2 guides with him. They look funny in there lather outfits.

I have seen a mirror once. How could I not try to check my self out? Only to my suprise I look older, early thirties older. I do look good, with a little luck I can get reed of Lyle. It is to bad I do not have my wand in this dream. It is not illigal to use killing curses in dreams. My luck he would fallow me in even in death.

The next day I walk around the mountain with my own private tour group, plus 3 unwanted guests. I have not been able to say want I feel this dream is horrible. I keep hearing this voice coming from somewhere.

After a while, Lyle desided that the bridge the every one was walking carfully acrossed was not going to break. He made the bridge sway. That is it I am not marring him. One of the tour guides fell. I screamed. "If he dies I am calling off the wedding." For the first time I spoke in my dream and said what I wanted to say not this girl who's body I was in's words. I stormed off. We made camp later. The man was not dead. The voice that came from somewhere said that noone will die.

Good to hear, So I can't kill him.

Soon, I heard storys of a white ape around while I was siting next to my soon to be husband. I am such a lucky girl. I only wish this white ape would take Lyle prisoner or mall him. The girl who's body I was in wanted to see the ape before she left.

Lyle dragged me into the forest to look for this white ape. Suprisingly, I could not have imaged anyone dumer then he is now. NO gun. No camera. No protection. Then and only then he falls and passes out. There has to be someone better for this women then that man over there on the ground.

Oh, look. I am alone. And just my luck a lion is going to eat me.

A man swong from a vine. Voice could be heard from somewhere. "Watch out for that tree!!!!!" He hit the tree head on.

I watch in Horror and in slight interest as my hero come to fight the lion for me.



--------Harry POV----------

Who is that girl? Do I know her? She must be here to watch the fight. That lion has planned this for a long time, I wager. He is getting stonger than yesterday.

The man who's body I am in (George) does not seem to know her or the guy that is passed out on the forest floor.

As soon, George stopped showing off in front of girl, she fainted. He lifted her up and took her back to his place.

What is this man going to do with her? I will try to take over this body if anything horriable happens.

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Back in the saine world.

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Pro. McGaonagl. yelled. "Tell me what is going on Albus. I am at my wits end." she fumed looking as if she might just join the Dark side right now if someone did not talk.

Dumbledore smiled calmly, "What happened? Stay calm."

"One of my students yelled. Shredder I will get you. A second yelled, I am He-Man. A third just held up her hands to the celling like she was holding something. But she was on top of her desk."

"I see. Well fase one is nearly compeat."

"What?"

"This is all about the Auror test."

"Next time, make sure that the students stay off the desks." She leaves.

--------Snape in Dumbledore office--------

Snape looks concerned. "I hate to tell you this but my students have been spouting words that make no sence."

Dumbledore smiled calmly. "What happened? Stay calm."

Snape looked worryed. "My class spouted some odd fases today. That is not all Mr. Potter and Miss. Parkonson are staring of into space. My class is over therefor I have them in the hospital wing with Miss Granger and Mr. Malfoy."

"I beleive that Mr. Potter and Mr. Malfory are attempted once again to find out who is the better of the two."

"Mr. Malfoy's father will not be blessed."

"He has only based the first test. There is a chance that he could fail. His friend seem to have based, too."

"How am I suppose to explain that to Mr. Crabbe's and Mr. Goyle's parents?"

"If they pass all the tests you can tell there parents."

"Right." Snape left.

-------In Crebbe and Goyle's Room-------(Draco is still in the hospital wing)

Crabbe Looked at Goyle. "Are we going to report what happened?"

Goyle looked at Crebbe. "Do you what to get beat?"

"No."

"Do say a word."

"Class is alot more interesting now-a-days."

"What did you do about the list you wrote down?"

"Give it to my father."

"Are we on it?"

"ahhh..." Crabbe erased all their house mate's names with his wand. Then had a owl send the letter to his father.

End of chapter 5