It's Monday morning
I don't wanna go to school
but since I have to
I stand on my feet n' wipe off my drool
gotta put on my clothes
I think I gotta blow my nose
and mommy tells me
'You better get your ass in gear'
And I cant wait anymore for the weekend to come to me
Monday last period I really gotta pee
I really gotta pee
teacher wont let be
bladder stop torturing me
Its Wednesday lunch time
I really wish this week would end
this putrid pasta I know will not keep me fed
I think that I may starve to death
my complements ain't to the chef
and I know this garlic
will remain upon my breath
and I really can't wait anymore for the weekend to come to me
and this icky school lunch it is driving me crazy
driving me crazy
messed up lunch lady
chef must be lazy
maybe he's crazy
maybe he's crazy
maybe he's crazy
messed up lunch lady
So gross and so vile
its effecting my style
if I was at the mall
I'd be having a ball
with the food I would eat
well it would be quite a treat
because it would taste so sweeeeeeeet
MMMMMmmmmmmm.......
its finally Friday
I've only got one more class left
and when the bell rings
yanno my exit will be deft
I will run all the way back home
so I can finally use the phone
just so I can feel that
I have a life outside of school
and I am oh so delighted
the weekend has come to me
oh so delighted
I'm final-ly free
I'm final-ly free
no one can stop me
'cept maybe mommy
'cept maybe mommy
school is behind me
i left it behind me
the weekend has come to me
I'm final-ly free
I'm final-ly free
school stay away from me
Don't let it find me
I'm dreading next mondee!!
Now I can go pee
lotsa good food t'eat
found homework they gave me
but the weekend has come to meeeeeeeeee
Yeah..
I will see you....
Monday morning....
I don't wanna go to school
but since I have to
I stand on my feet n' wipe off my drool
gotta put on my clothes
I think I gotta blow my nose
and mommy tells me
'You better get your ass in gear'
And I cant wait anymore for the weekend to come to me
Monday last period I really gotta pee
I really gotta pee
teacher wont let be
bladder stop torturing me
Its Wednesday lunch time
I really wish this week would end
this putrid pasta I know will not keep me fed
I think that I may starve to death
my complements ain't to the chef
and I know this garlic
will remain upon my breath
and I really can't wait anymore for the weekend to come to me
and this icky school lunch it is driving me crazy
driving me crazy
messed up lunch lady
chef must be lazy
maybe he's crazy
maybe he's crazy
maybe he's crazy
messed up lunch lady
So gross and so vile
its effecting my style
if I was at the mall
I'd be having a ball
with the food I would eat
well it would be quite a treat
because it would taste so sweeeeeeeet
MMMMMmmmmmmm.......
its finally Friday
I've only got one more class left
and when the bell rings
yanno my exit will be deft
I will run all the way back home
so I can finally use the phone
just so I can feel that
I have a life outside of school
and I am oh so delighted
the weekend has come to me
oh so delighted
I'm final-ly free
I'm final-ly free
no one can stop me
'cept maybe mommy
'cept maybe mommy
school is behind me
i left it behind me
the weekend has come to me
I'm final-ly free
I'm final-ly free
school stay away from me
Don't let it find me
I'm dreading next mondee!!
Now I can go pee
lotsa good food t'eat
found homework they gave me
but the weekend has come to meeeeeeeeee
Yeah..
I will see you....
Monday morning....