1 The Book of Uriken
Everybody smile on your brother. Susaka's new friend, Uriken, was silly. But now he's normal. Uriken managed to convert the world to the ways of Stanism. Everybody wished his or her name was as simple as Stan's. Life sucks when you have a silly name like Susaka or Nokilapene.
This is how Susaka came to appreciate Uriken and his big heart. He felt sympathy for the world and their silly names. Realizing their problem, everyone felt sad and only Uriken could comfort them. Uriken would soon witness to the world a prophesy of a greater life - one with simpler names.
Ujachalochack (pronounced Ted) was given the name Frank, after his compulsive lying habit, or so he said. Squalkin was renamed Bill, for how rich he was. And Uriken gave his friend Sharuakii the most special name ever - Judas! Well, it was better than her old one. Shorter, anyhow.
One day, everybody realized that they didn't care for their new names so they all changed back. But they still loved Uriken because he had such a beautiful heart. It looked especially beautiful splattered across the pavement.
Everybody smile on your brother. Susaka's new friend, Uriken, was silly. But now he's normal. Uriken managed to convert the world to the ways of Stanism. Everybody wished his or her name was as simple as Stan's. Life sucks when you have a silly name like Susaka or Nokilapene.
This is how Susaka came to appreciate Uriken and his big heart. He felt sympathy for the world and their silly names. Realizing their problem, everyone felt sad and only Uriken could comfort them. Uriken would soon witness to the world a prophesy of a greater life - one with simpler names.
Ujachalochack (pronounced Ted) was given the name Frank, after his compulsive lying habit, or so he said. Squalkin was renamed Bill, for how rich he was. And Uriken gave his friend Sharuakii the most special name ever - Judas! Well, it was better than her old one. Shorter, anyhow.
One day, everybody realized that they didn't care for their new names so they all changed back. But they still loved Uriken because he had such a beautiful heart. It looked especially beautiful splattered across the pavement.