Remember b*tches, whenever Phoebe is in the room, it is conceivable she will have a stoopidity leak into my brain and I will use some of her vocabulary. However, each weird and wonderful 'expression' will be hella explained in the brackets that follow. Now bugger off!
Astral Funky
The doctor dood picked up the phone. "Look - surely you've acknowledged my project. 90 days ago Piper Halliwell was admitted to this hella hospital with some big mental disease. Then she was randomly cured of it. Here's my question: how did it happen?" he then began to shout in a rage. "WHY THE HELL DID PIPER HALLIWELL NOT DIE!?!" he slammed the phone down, then injected himself with blood samples from the three sisters he'd found lying in a dumpster outside San Francisco's local whore-house.
* * *
"It would be so cool if a monkey astral-projected right into my shot," Prue said as she was taking photos of some random 'celebrity'. Nothing happened. "I said," she raised her voice, "It would be so cool if a monkey astral-projected right into my shot!"
"Who the f*ck are you talking to?" said Evan Groan, trying to look sexy for Prue but failing. Yech - is he blind?
* * *
Leo orbed in and whispered into Piper's ear. "Ever done it on a cloud?"
"Does a feather bed count?" Phoebe whipped around, and pounced on Leo.
He struggled to break loose. "First of all, NO! A feather bed does NOT count! And second," he shoved her off, "I thought you were Prue- I mean, Piper"
Phoebe raised her head to study him from the floor where he'd thrown her. "Piper has a funny scar in her eyebrow" she said.
Leo slapped her and left the room.
* * *
Phoebe came bounding through to the kitchen where Prue was standing being retarded holding a hooooge bunch of flowers. She handed them to Prue, scowling.
Prue was about to smell the flowers when Phoebe growled viciously and scratched her face up. It was quite funny. Prue would possibly scar - how koo!
Piper and Leo entered, then realised they were naked, so left again. Moments later, they were back.
"So what's the goss?" Piper teehee'd (giggled) nervously.
Prue took the helm. "A monkey," she paused for effect. And received none. "Astral projected to me on the set".
"A monkey?" Piper echoed.
"A monkey," Prue repeated, sounding slightly reminiscent of her fantabulous role in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
They talked about it for a few minutes, but it's too boring for me to write, so I'll just skip it.
"BOS" Prue said, and they all left except for Phoebe.
"BOS, BOS," she mused. "Oh, right! Book of Shadows! I thought it was called the Evil Book..." Prue came back and smacked her with the flowers.
* * *
Piper, Prue and Phoebe (in order of ultimoso coolness) entered the brain room (laboratory) and saw three monkeys in cages, with their names. Oh wait - something's not quite right. I think Prue's about to point it out for us though!
"Hey! There's two Pipers! And no Prues!" Prue squeaked, obviously upset.
She scribbled her name on a piece of paper and stuck it to the cage. There. That was what was wrong! Problem solved.
"I wish I was in a cage," she mumbled. The Prue-monkey TK'd a banana across the room. "Piper, Phoebe," Prue said as the Piper-monkey froze it mid air.
How come you said Piper first?" Phoebe yelped. "I checked. The cages are locked. There's no way of getting these guys outta here. There's a massive padlock on the cages and there's absolutely NO WAY whatsoever to open them!"
Piper walked over to a cage and opened it.
* * *
SCENE MISSING
* * *
They ran into the little office type thing.
"Williamson's long gone," Phoebe said, "unless he was here about three minutes ago, in which case it's not very long..."
Prue smacked her across the face. "We have more important things to worry about! Like how I wore one boot and one sandal today and look really stoopid!"
"Well on the bright side," Piper offered, "maybe people'll think you're homo...less and give you money!"
Prue smiled a very fake smile and proceeded to drag her sisters away by their ears.
* * *
Prue decided, after realising she WELL hated her sisters, to go back to the movie set and see Evan, who at present was in a big stoopid-looking fight scene. Once finitoed, he wandered over to Prue. He pretended to fight her.
"Woah," she said, "I might hurt you!"
He laughed and punched her several times. She fell over, then the entire cast and crew of Evan's movie began to, in a word, smash her. It was comedic.
* * *
When Prue woke up, she was lying in the street next to an alleyway. It was tough when you got beat up then chucked out in the street in a place you didn't recognise. Luckily for her, Piper and Phoebe chose to be there too. They pulled her to her feet.
"Come on Prue - we gotta give that Williamson guy this potion then that hooooge vein in his neck'll disappear!" Phoebe squealed.
"And he'll be cured." Piper added, looking at Phoebe as if she'd missed out the most important part when explaining to Prue what was happening.
They went into the alleyway. Phoebe was scared, and consequently wet her pants.
Dr. Williamson was there, crouched over some guy, about to jib him with a big steely deely (a knife).
"Dr. Williamson," Piper began, then a short conversation ensued. Can you guess it wasn't very interesting? Anyhoo, it ended with them all getting telekinetically chucked all over the place. Piper was slammed into a fence and dropped the bottle of the potion stuff. She drooped her head to the ground, only semi-conscious. She looked like she was waiting for something bad to happen.
He stood on the bottle. THEN Piper looked up. Honestly, what a lazy bum.
* * *
SCENE MISSING
* * *
So it was a little tennis match with the Big Steely Deely (big round spinning blade tye thing) between Panpipes and Prune and the doctor dood. Phoebe just stood and stared blankly at the wall. Then they kicked his ass.
Piper went home and began to cry for some reason. But Leo orbed in because of it, so she was probably fake crying cos she needed some 'special attention'. Downstairs, the other sisters were having almost as much fun with the monkeys.
"Hey monkeys! What do you think of evil?"
All three of the monkeys stuck up their middle fingers. At Phoebe.
FIN!!!!
Remember the other rule - if any of this seemed to jump about and not stick to the story right, it's YOU who must have continually slipped in and out of consciousness and missed vital storylines, it is in no way my fault.
SSSSSSSSSSSSuckers!!!!
Keep watching Charmeded, aftermath ep of series 3 coming soon.
That special thing I keep going on about, also comng soon.
ADVERTISMENTS - if you write a story that catches my eye, you might find me advertising it to others! Ain't I sweet!
Inferiority by glaspane
'Prue' and 'You're My Girl' by panpipes
Arch Sister by Jewel-Halliwell
Trust by Prujo
Halliwells In Hogwarts (the sheer funnyness of Harry Potter drew me to this) by CharmedGal005
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY KIDS! Good Luck making the list next time!
Astral Funky
The doctor dood picked up the phone. "Look - surely you've acknowledged my project. 90 days ago Piper Halliwell was admitted to this hella hospital with some big mental disease. Then she was randomly cured of it. Here's my question: how did it happen?" he then began to shout in a rage. "WHY THE HELL DID PIPER HALLIWELL NOT DIE!?!" he slammed the phone down, then injected himself with blood samples from the three sisters he'd found lying in a dumpster outside San Francisco's local whore-house.
* * *
"It would be so cool if a monkey astral-projected right into my shot," Prue said as she was taking photos of some random 'celebrity'. Nothing happened. "I said," she raised her voice, "It would be so cool if a monkey astral-projected right into my shot!"
"Who the f*ck are you talking to?" said Evan Groan, trying to look sexy for Prue but failing. Yech - is he blind?
* * *
Leo orbed in and whispered into Piper's ear. "Ever done it on a cloud?"
"Does a feather bed count?" Phoebe whipped around, and pounced on Leo.
He struggled to break loose. "First of all, NO! A feather bed does NOT count! And second," he shoved her off, "I thought you were Prue- I mean, Piper"
Phoebe raised her head to study him from the floor where he'd thrown her. "Piper has a funny scar in her eyebrow" she said.
Leo slapped her and left the room.
* * *
Phoebe came bounding through to the kitchen where Prue was standing being retarded holding a hooooge bunch of flowers. She handed them to Prue, scowling.
Prue was about to smell the flowers when Phoebe growled viciously and scratched her face up. It was quite funny. Prue would possibly scar - how koo!
Piper and Leo entered, then realised they were naked, so left again. Moments later, they were back.
"So what's the goss?" Piper teehee'd (giggled) nervously.
Prue took the helm. "A monkey," she paused for effect. And received none. "Astral projected to me on the set".
"A monkey?" Piper echoed.
"A monkey," Prue repeated, sounding slightly reminiscent of her fantabulous role in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
They talked about it for a few minutes, but it's too boring for me to write, so I'll just skip it.
"BOS" Prue said, and they all left except for Phoebe.
"BOS, BOS," she mused. "Oh, right! Book of Shadows! I thought it was called the Evil Book..." Prue came back and smacked her with the flowers.
* * *
Piper, Prue and Phoebe (in order of ultimoso coolness) entered the brain room (laboratory) and saw three monkeys in cages, with their names. Oh wait - something's not quite right. I think Prue's about to point it out for us though!
"Hey! There's two Pipers! And no Prues!" Prue squeaked, obviously upset.
She scribbled her name on a piece of paper and stuck it to the cage. There. That was what was wrong! Problem solved.
"I wish I was in a cage," she mumbled. The Prue-monkey TK'd a banana across the room. "Piper, Phoebe," Prue said as the Piper-monkey froze it mid air.
How come you said Piper first?" Phoebe yelped. "I checked. The cages are locked. There's no way of getting these guys outta here. There's a massive padlock on the cages and there's absolutely NO WAY whatsoever to open them!"
Piper walked over to a cage and opened it.
* * *
SCENE MISSING
* * *
They ran into the little office type thing.
"Williamson's long gone," Phoebe said, "unless he was here about three minutes ago, in which case it's not very long..."
Prue smacked her across the face. "We have more important things to worry about! Like how I wore one boot and one sandal today and look really stoopid!"
"Well on the bright side," Piper offered, "maybe people'll think you're homo...less and give you money!"
Prue smiled a very fake smile and proceeded to drag her sisters away by their ears.
* * *
Prue decided, after realising she WELL hated her sisters, to go back to the movie set and see Evan, who at present was in a big stoopid-looking fight scene. Once finitoed, he wandered over to Prue. He pretended to fight her.
"Woah," she said, "I might hurt you!"
He laughed and punched her several times. She fell over, then the entire cast and crew of Evan's movie began to, in a word, smash her. It was comedic.
* * *
When Prue woke up, she was lying in the street next to an alleyway. It was tough when you got beat up then chucked out in the street in a place you didn't recognise. Luckily for her, Piper and Phoebe chose to be there too. They pulled her to her feet.
"Come on Prue - we gotta give that Williamson guy this potion then that hooooge vein in his neck'll disappear!" Phoebe squealed.
"And he'll be cured." Piper added, looking at Phoebe as if she'd missed out the most important part when explaining to Prue what was happening.
They went into the alleyway. Phoebe was scared, and consequently wet her pants.
Dr. Williamson was there, crouched over some guy, about to jib him with a big steely deely (a knife).
"Dr. Williamson," Piper began, then a short conversation ensued. Can you guess it wasn't very interesting? Anyhoo, it ended with them all getting telekinetically chucked all over the place. Piper was slammed into a fence and dropped the bottle of the potion stuff. She drooped her head to the ground, only semi-conscious. She looked like she was waiting for something bad to happen.
He stood on the bottle. THEN Piper looked up. Honestly, what a lazy bum.
* * *
SCENE MISSING
* * *
So it was a little tennis match with the Big Steely Deely (big round spinning blade tye thing) between Panpipes and Prune and the doctor dood. Phoebe just stood and stared blankly at the wall. Then they kicked his ass.
Piper went home and began to cry for some reason. But Leo orbed in because of it, so she was probably fake crying cos she needed some 'special attention'. Downstairs, the other sisters were having almost as much fun with the monkeys.
"Hey monkeys! What do you think of evil?"
All three of the monkeys stuck up their middle fingers. At Phoebe.
FIN!!!!
Remember the other rule - if any of this seemed to jump about and not stick to the story right, it's YOU who must have continually slipped in and out of consciousness and missed vital storylines, it is in no way my fault.
SSSSSSSSSSSSuckers!!!!
Keep watching Charmeded, aftermath ep of series 3 coming soon.
That special thing I keep going on about, also comng soon.
ADVERTISMENTS - if you write a story that catches my eye, you might find me advertising it to others! Ain't I sweet!
Inferiority by glaspane
'Prue' and 'You're My Girl' by panpipes
Arch Sister by Jewel-Halliwell
Trust by Prujo
Halliwells In Hogwarts (the sheer funnyness of Harry Potter drew me to this) by CharmedGal005
THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY KIDS! Good Luck making the list next time!