The New Adventures of Stupendous Man
I don't own C/H
Chapter One- The Birth of Stupendous Team!
"Get the cash into the car, man!" exclaimed a robber who we shall call Robber #1. "I'm hurrying!" exclaimed Robber #2. Thug #1 held up a gun to the tellers. "All rights, fellas. We's givin' yous five minutez to get da dough inta da bag." He laughed.
"Stop!" exclaimed a figure. It was Stupendous Man. "Stupendous Man!" exclaimed Robber #1. "That's right." smirked the maroon superhero. "Put down your weapons!" "Sorry, Stupie, but we can't!" laughed Robber #2. Thug #2 opened fire with a machine gun.
"Ugh." Thought Stupendous Man as the bullets bounced off of him. "Can you not see this is helpless?" he asked.
The Thugs and Robbers gaped at the still intact Stupendous Man, then ran into a nearby police car, where they turned themselves in.
Stupendous Man smirked. It was another job well done. He jumped into the sky and let the air flow over his cape.
"Where's Stupendous Man #2?" he thought as he flew home. "Wait! There is no Stupendous Man #2!" he remembered. "There was a Ferocious Feline, but that was it." Stupendous Man pressed on his watch and returned to normal Calvin.
Ever since the Anti-Noodle Incident, strange things had happened. Calvin had become much more polite, as well as smart. He found himself able to fly, sense people, and was now bulletproof, not to mention the ability to bend the force of gravity itself.
But now, Calvin was stuck in the middle of two worlds. There was Calvin, the calm, cool, take-life-easy high-school student, and there was Stupendous Man, the loved superhero to them all. Calvin then sensed a group of news reporters closing in, so he pressed on his watch so he could turn back into Stupendous Man.
"Stupendous Man! Can you tell the folks at home a little about yourself?" asked Cynthia Hotflash, the most popular news anchor in the city and suburbs. "Well…" began Calvin in his fake voice…
"I am… the helper of the helpless," he continued, beginning a pose that would make Saiyaman look cool, "the protector of justice, the toughest of the tough, the one and only… STUPENDOUS MAN!" he finished. The news crew looked at him in disbelief.
"Hi, Calvin." Greeted Calvin's next door neighbor girlfriend, Susie, at the bus stop that morning. She was the only person besides Hobbes and Calvin's parents who knew who Stupendous Man was. "Hi, Susie." He replied, blushing. "I should be flying!" he mentally shouted.
The bus, meanwhile, hit four nails conveniently located below the wheels. Calvin said, fakely, "I'll have my mom drive me," when the bus driver came with the bad news. He ducked into the woods behind his house, hit his watch, and flew into the air.
Five minutes later, the bus driver saw a crimson streak in the sky. "Stupendous Man… away!" shouted the red blast, which landed in front of the bus, with all of the students who rode the bus there. "It should be fine." He said to the bus driver, who started the bus again. Stupendous Man jumped underneath the bus, then lifted and ran.
"I want to give you something." Calvin told her on the bus. He dug into his backpack. "I want to give you… this." He said to Susie, handing her a watch. "You and I can fight crime together. You where hit by the noodles in the Anti-Noodle incident, too. You have the same powers. Here's your chance to use them. Press the blue button to transform in Stupendous Man #2. I'm #1, you know."
Ten minutes later…
"Let's see it." Said Calvin, pressing the blue button on his watch.
"Okay." Sighed a nervous Susie, pressing her blue button. Calvin was overwhelmed at what he saw.
It was a blue, hooded figure. A royal blue, hooded figure. A royal blue, hooded figure who looked exactly like him except that she was a royal blue.
"It works!" Calvin exclaimed, embracing his girlfriend. "It works!"
Over the next few days, they got a long series of poses down for several situations. Then, crime struck. Calvin kicked into the air, and was followed by Susie. "You're not leaving without me, #1." She said, closing in on him.
***Next Chapter***
Calvin and Susie each defeat many foes, but they each meet their match in a group of bullies. Joining forces, they vow to destroy their enemies. But will their combined power be enough to stop them? Find out next time… on The New Adventures of Stupendous Man!
I don't own C/H
Chapter One- The Birth of Stupendous Team!
"Get the cash into the car, man!" exclaimed a robber who we shall call Robber #1. "I'm hurrying!" exclaimed Robber #2. Thug #1 held up a gun to the tellers. "All rights, fellas. We's givin' yous five minutez to get da dough inta da bag." He laughed.
"Stop!" exclaimed a figure. It was Stupendous Man. "Stupendous Man!" exclaimed Robber #1. "That's right." smirked the maroon superhero. "Put down your weapons!" "Sorry, Stupie, but we can't!" laughed Robber #2. Thug #2 opened fire with a machine gun.
"Ugh." Thought Stupendous Man as the bullets bounced off of him. "Can you not see this is helpless?" he asked.
The Thugs and Robbers gaped at the still intact Stupendous Man, then ran into a nearby police car, where they turned themselves in.
Stupendous Man smirked. It was another job well done. He jumped into the sky and let the air flow over his cape.
"Where's Stupendous Man #2?" he thought as he flew home. "Wait! There is no Stupendous Man #2!" he remembered. "There was a Ferocious Feline, but that was it." Stupendous Man pressed on his watch and returned to normal Calvin.
Ever since the Anti-Noodle Incident, strange things had happened. Calvin had become much more polite, as well as smart. He found himself able to fly, sense people, and was now bulletproof, not to mention the ability to bend the force of gravity itself.
But now, Calvin was stuck in the middle of two worlds. There was Calvin, the calm, cool, take-life-easy high-school student, and there was Stupendous Man, the loved superhero to them all. Calvin then sensed a group of news reporters closing in, so he pressed on his watch so he could turn back into Stupendous Man.
"Stupendous Man! Can you tell the folks at home a little about yourself?" asked Cynthia Hotflash, the most popular news anchor in the city and suburbs. "Well…" began Calvin in his fake voice…
"I am… the helper of the helpless," he continued, beginning a pose that would make Saiyaman look cool, "the protector of justice, the toughest of the tough, the one and only… STUPENDOUS MAN!" he finished. The news crew looked at him in disbelief.
"Hi, Calvin." Greeted Calvin's next door neighbor girlfriend, Susie, at the bus stop that morning. She was the only person besides Hobbes and Calvin's parents who knew who Stupendous Man was. "Hi, Susie." He replied, blushing. "I should be flying!" he mentally shouted.
The bus, meanwhile, hit four nails conveniently located below the wheels. Calvin said, fakely, "I'll have my mom drive me," when the bus driver came with the bad news. He ducked into the woods behind his house, hit his watch, and flew into the air.
Five minutes later, the bus driver saw a crimson streak in the sky. "Stupendous Man… away!" shouted the red blast, which landed in front of the bus, with all of the students who rode the bus there. "It should be fine." He said to the bus driver, who started the bus again. Stupendous Man jumped underneath the bus, then lifted and ran.
"I want to give you something." Calvin told her on the bus. He dug into his backpack. "I want to give you… this." He said to Susie, handing her a watch. "You and I can fight crime together. You where hit by the noodles in the Anti-Noodle incident, too. You have the same powers. Here's your chance to use them. Press the blue button to transform in Stupendous Man #2. I'm #1, you know."
Ten minutes later…
"Let's see it." Said Calvin, pressing the blue button on his watch.
"Okay." Sighed a nervous Susie, pressing her blue button. Calvin was overwhelmed at what he saw.
It was a blue, hooded figure. A royal blue, hooded figure. A royal blue, hooded figure who looked exactly like him except that she was a royal blue.
"It works!" Calvin exclaimed, embracing his girlfriend. "It works!"
Over the next few days, they got a long series of poses down for several situations. Then, crime struck. Calvin kicked into the air, and was followed by Susie. "You're not leaving without me, #1." She said, closing in on him.
***Next Chapter***
Calvin and Susie each defeat many foes, but they each meet their match in a group of bullies. Joining forces, they vow to destroy their enemies. But will their combined power be enough to stop them? Find out next time… on The New Adventures of Stupendous Man!