The New Adventures of Stupendous Man
I don't own C/H
A/N- In the battles, Stupendous Man and Calvin are the same people. The same goes for Susie and Stupendous Man #2. Also, the Stupendous Warriors have helmets, not hoods, as well as more detailed outer layers, which I'll explain later.
Chapter Two- Unity
"Stop, villain, and face the power of Stupendous Man!" began Calvin, beginning his series of poses. "Ugh." Thought Gang Member #1, who promptly did what most criminals would do when they had a gun in their hand- he shot Stupendous Man.
"Oh. No. I. Have. Fallen." Sighed Calvin sarcastically.
"Yes!" screamed the Gang Member.
"Stop and feel the wrath of Stupendous Team!" came a voice.
"What?" demanded the gang member.
"We are…" began Calvin.
"The upholders of justice." Continued Susie.
"The peacekeepers."
"Your worst nightmare."
"Stupendous Man #1."
"Stupendous Man #2!"
"Look, look, that's great." Sighed the gang member. "But I've got money to steal. You see…" he stopped, because Calvin had landed a punch in the gang member's stomach. Susie used a flying kick on the villain, who fell to the ground.
"Let's get outta here, dudes!" exclaimed the gang leader, and the gang took off to the north. Calvin kicked off after them and rounded them up.
"Crime clearly does not pay." He said. "Guess again, Stupid-ness Man!" shouted the gang leader, who revealed to be none other then Moe. "I was hit in the anti-noodle incident, too."
"No!" shouted Calvin, jumping into Moe's stomach. He rebounded off, useless. "Number One!" shouted Susie, rushing towards Moe. The two began an endless barrage of attacks, which Moe showed small signs of feeling them.
"Ow!" he shouted after being hit on his right arm. It was the one part of him that wasn't affected in the incident. "Pity you don't know." He chuckled, knocking Calvin to the ground, lifeless. "Number One!" Susie repeated, jumping at Moe. Moe simply bashed her to the ground, then ran off.
"That was your fault." Shouted Calvin at Susie as he dusted off his cape. "Come on, that was all you, Mr. I-Think-I'll-Throw-Glowing-Green-Noodles." Shouted Susie in response. "I don't need you!" shouted Calvin, jumping into the air. "I don't need you either!" she shouted, walking off in the opposite direction.
It was the next day that the Moe Gang struck again. Calvin was there, without Susie. "Stop in the name of justice, Moe." He said, angrily.
"Please, Stupid Man, spare me." Replied Moe, launching a volley of attacks, which ended with an uppercut that sent the red hero into a local skyscraper. "Now, to finish my earlier job." Thought Moe.
"Not so fast." Came a voice behind him. He knew who it was- it was number two. He simply spun around and readied a massive punch. "Touch her and die." Came a determined voice. It was Calvin. Moe couldn't tell who it was, but saw two determined eyes. Below those was a quivering nose and a snarl on Stupendous Man's lips. His fists were also quivering, and his feet were pressured greatly. "Step away from the girl." Shouted Calvin. Moe backed down, meekly. "Now give up." Continued the crimson warrior. "You'll have to fight me, first." Shouted Moe.
Calvin leapt after Moe, moving a tremendous speed even for a superhero. Calvin launched an even faster volley of punches and kicks until Moe fell to the ground, senseless. Calvin knelt down next to Moe, breathing incredibly hard. He handcuffed Moe to a pole, then felt hands run down on his head.
"You're the best." Said Susie, putting a hand under Calvin's helmet. "It's not safe to take that off here." Replied Calvin, flying off.
The two landed far away a few minutes later. Susie then put her hands on her helmet and removed it. She then put her hands on Calvin's helmet and pulled it off. Before Calvin could say anything, she had him in her arms, and they passionately kissed in front of the sunset.
***Next Chapter***
Calvin and Susie fight crime even more, but when the jobs become tougher, they have to find another member. It's Hobbes in a green outfit! Also, it's the last day of school for our hero and heroine. Can they survive the endless pranks and crimes? Find out… next chapter!
I don't own C/H
A/N- In the battles, Stupendous Man and Calvin are the same people. The same goes for Susie and Stupendous Man #2. Also, the Stupendous Warriors have helmets, not hoods, as well as more detailed outer layers, which I'll explain later.
Chapter Two- Unity
"Stop, villain, and face the power of Stupendous Man!" began Calvin, beginning his series of poses. "Ugh." Thought Gang Member #1, who promptly did what most criminals would do when they had a gun in their hand- he shot Stupendous Man.
"Oh. No. I. Have. Fallen." Sighed Calvin sarcastically.
"Yes!" screamed the Gang Member.
"Stop and feel the wrath of Stupendous Team!" came a voice.
"What?" demanded the gang member.
"We are…" began Calvin.
"The upholders of justice." Continued Susie.
"The peacekeepers."
"Your worst nightmare."
"Stupendous Man #1."
"Stupendous Man #2!"
"Look, look, that's great." Sighed the gang member. "But I've got money to steal. You see…" he stopped, because Calvin had landed a punch in the gang member's stomach. Susie used a flying kick on the villain, who fell to the ground.
"Let's get outta here, dudes!" exclaimed the gang leader, and the gang took off to the north. Calvin kicked off after them and rounded them up.
"Crime clearly does not pay." He said. "Guess again, Stupid-ness Man!" shouted the gang leader, who revealed to be none other then Moe. "I was hit in the anti-noodle incident, too."
"No!" shouted Calvin, jumping into Moe's stomach. He rebounded off, useless. "Number One!" shouted Susie, rushing towards Moe. The two began an endless barrage of attacks, which Moe showed small signs of feeling them.
"Ow!" he shouted after being hit on his right arm. It was the one part of him that wasn't affected in the incident. "Pity you don't know." He chuckled, knocking Calvin to the ground, lifeless. "Number One!" Susie repeated, jumping at Moe. Moe simply bashed her to the ground, then ran off.
"That was your fault." Shouted Calvin at Susie as he dusted off his cape. "Come on, that was all you, Mr. I-Think-I'll-Throw-Glowing-Green-Noodles." Shouted Susie in response. "I don't need you!" shouted Calvin, jumping into the air. "I don't need you either!" she shouted, walking off in the opposite direction.
It was the next day that the Moe Gang struck again. Calvin was there, without Susie. "Stop in the name of justice, Moe." He said, angrily.
"Please, Stupid Man, spare me." Replied Moe, launching a volley of attacks, which ended with an uppercut that sent the red hero into a local skyscraper. "Now, to finish my earlier job." Thought Moe.
"Not so fast." Came a voice behind him. He knew who it was- it was number two. He simply spun around and readied a massive punch. "Touch her and die." Came a determined voice. It was Calvin. Moe couldn't tell who it was, but saw two determined eyes. Below those was a quivering nose and a snarl on Stupendous Man's lips. His fists were also quivering, and his feet were pressured greatly. "Step away from the girl." Shouted Calvin. Moe backed down, meekly. "Now give up." Continued the crimson warrior. "You'll have to fight me, first." Shouted Moe.
Calvin leapt after Moe, moving a tremendous speed even for a superhero. Calvin launched an even faster volley of punches and kicks until Moe fell to the ground, senseless. Calvin knelt down next to Moe, breathing incredibly hard. He handcuffed Moe to a pole, then felt hands run down on his head.
"You're the best." Said Susie, putting a hand under Calvin's helmet. "It's not safe to take that off here." Replied Calvin, flying off.
The two landed far away a few minutes later. Susie then put her hands on her helmet and removed it. She then put her hands on Calvin's helmet and pulled it off. Before Calvin could say anything, she had him in her arms, and they passionately kissed in front of the sunset.
***Next Chapter***
Calvin and Susie fight crime even more, but when the jobs become tougher, they have to find another member. It's Hobbes in a green outfit! Also, it's the last day of school for our hero and heroine. Can they survive the endless pranks and crimes? Find out… next chapter!