The New Adventures of Stupendous Man

I don't own C/H

A/N- If you can't tell by now, this gets the basic idea from DBZ with the Great Saiyateam.

Chapter Three- Last Day of School

"Hey, Hobbes!" exclaimed Calvin, walking into his room. "Where have you been, Stupendous Man?" asked Hobbes. "Good! You brought it up!" said Calvin. "Susie and I had a bit of… trouble." "Sure." Sighed Hobbes, rolling his eyes.

The Next Day…

"Calvin! Wake up!" shouted Calvin's dad. "You're going to miss the bus." Calvin just sighed. Like he'd want to ride the bus. "I'll be fine!" he shouted. "Okay, we're leaving." Replied his dad.

Five minutes later, Calvin heard a knock on his window. "Susie!" he joyfully shouted when he saw her. He grabbed Hobbes and jumped out of the window. "Why'd you bring him?" asked Susie. "Because, I'd like to give you… Stupendous Man #3! He proudly proclaimed, showing Susie Hobbes. "Show her." He whispered. A blinding flash filled the air. When the smoke cleared, there was another Stupendous Man, only in orange. "Sweet, huh?" Calvin asked. "Anyway, we've got to go to school." Calvin and Susie transformed and flew off. "Keep an eye out for crime, huh, Hobbes?" shouted Calvin, vanishing into the distance.

"It's been much better here since Moe showed his true colors." Sighed Susie, pressing her watch and landing. "Yeah. Since Lance ate those radioactive noodles minutes before the anti-noodle incident, it's also been calmer." Continued Calvin, jumping to the ground and turning into himself. "And it's the last day."

The two walked through the doors of their high school. "Oh, look, its them!" Ms. Wormwood calmly quipped. "I never would have guess that you two rivals would end up as boyfriend and girlfriend." "Me too." Sighed Calvin.

"Stop, villain!" shouted Hobbes to the villain, who was also known as Filthy Rich. "Come and get me." Shouted Filthy in response. Hobbes took advantage of his enemy's overconfidence to pounce him. He slashed Filthy in one leg to keep him from running, handcuffed him, and flew home. (A/N- The suit lets you fly)

Meanwhile, Calvin and Susie were in their science. "And so, class, the powers of Stupendous Man are impossible." Finished their professor. "Sir, can I go to the bathroom?" asked Calvin. For the most popular kid, this was a bold question. "Certainly." Said the professor. As Calvin walked by Candace, he heard a sigh, a saw Candace faint.

A minute later, Stupendous Man burst into the room. "You think my powers are impossible, professor?" he asked. The professor fainted, too as Jessica ran after him. Calvin jumped into the bathroom and pressed his watch. He flushed a toilet for the sake of realism, then walked into the science lab. "What did I miss?" he asked.

Next period, Calvin and Susie both went to… Band! Calvin pulled out his drumsticks, then grabbed his music. Susie got out her flute and sat in her chair. Calvin knelt beside her and did what most girls find popular people do best- flirt.

"Well, what have we here?" asked the slightly-insane band director. "You can put your instruments up for the day." He told the band. The band complied and began talking. "Are you insane?" Susie whispered at Calvin. "If you do that again, they might figure you out, making all our identities revealed!" "Sheesh." Replied Calvin.

"Stop!" shouted Hobbes, grabbing the criminal. "You'll learn justice is not to be obstructed!" He punched the criminal, then handcuffed him. "Another one bites the dust."

Calvin and Susie had been doing a play for all of third and fourth periods for the student body, and now it was cutting into their history class. The play was, of course, Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet", and you can guess the stars. "A glooming peace this morning with it brings; The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head: Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things: Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished: For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo" finished Tommy Chestnut. The curtain closed, and the students went wild. As the actors bowed, none of the groups of actors were greeted as heartily in the bow as Calvin and Susie.

"That was great!" quipped Calvin, walking out of the stage door. The class got out of their costumes and went back to the drama classroom, where they celebrated for the rest of the period. The class was overcome with emotion, and every member as some point received a hug and kiss for Calvin or Susie. Then the two embraced and kissed. The class cheered, and the power failed. "How do you like that? A classic blackout?" asked Calvin. The whole class cracked up.

Calvin and Susie, after this, transformed in a park nearby and flew home. "Great job, Susie!" shouted Calvin. "Too bad you can't fly as fast as I can!" "We'll see!" said Susie, shooting ahead. The two raced all the way home.

"Hey, guys!" shouted Hobbes when they landed. "Great news! There's a martial arts tournament, and all three of us have been invited! Only sixteen competitors from the city will be there!" "Great!" replied Calvin. "Let's go!"

***Next Chapter***

Calvin, Hobbes, and Susie enter the martial arts tourney, but it looks like they've got some competition. Will Calvin survive? Is Hobbes real? Will the rating be raised to PG-13? Will Calvin and Susie make out? Find out next chapter!