Sung to the tune of Knick-knack Patywhack
Knick-knick Gundam Whack
This young man
He played one
He played assasin on the run
With a knick-knack patywhack
Blast off to the moon
This young man will kill you soon
This young man
He played two
He pilots a Gundam and so could you
With a knick-knack patywhack
Care to tag along
This young man has hair too long
This young man
He played three
He played a clown on TV
With a knick-knack patywhack
Don't ask what he's done
This young man will be using his gun
This young man
He played four
He plans a battle to knock you to the floor
With a knick-knack patywhack
The empath's in the room
This young man is quite a boon
This young man
He played five
He fights for peace and for justice he will strive
With a knick-knack patywhack
Throw 'em to the ground
This young man don't mess around
These young men
They pilot well
They know secrets they never will tell
With a knick-knack patywhack
They like to hit and run
Each one with his own Gundam
Author's note: Special thanks to G'Vola for editing this!
Knick-knick Gundam Whack
This young man
He played one
He played assasin on the run
With a knick-knack patywhack
Blast off to the moon
This young man will kill you soon
This young man
He played two
He pilots a Gundam and so could you
With a knick-knack patywhack
Care to tag along
This young man has hair too long
This young man
He played three
He played a clown on TV
With a knick-knack patywhack
Don't ask what he's done
This young man will be using his gun
This young man
He played four
He plans a battle to knock you to the floor
With a knick-knack patywhack
The empath's in the room
This young man is quite a boon
This young man
He played five
He fights for peace and for justice he will strive
With a knick-knack patywhack
Throw 'em to the ground
This young man don't mess around
These young men
They pilot well
They know secrets they never will tell
With a knick-knack patywhack
They like to hit and run
Each one with his own Gundam
Author's note: Special thanks to G'Vola for editing this!
