Dante's Furby
Chapter 2--Continuing on with this weird piece of sh-t....
Dante: EEEEEEEEP!!!
Mundus gets his Razor wings out again, and proceeds to fire at Dante, who his behind the sofa.
Meanwhile, somewhere outside in the Tri-Island area...
Guybrush...er, pieces of him, are in a glass, water-filled container. Pissed from his defeat at the hands of Dante, he decided to turn the tables, and blow up his house from his underwater base.
Guybrush: ::click:: So, is everything ready?::click::
Barney the Security Guard: Yessir.
Guybrush: ::click:: Good. LAUNCH THE MISSILES!!::click::
Walter the scientist: Yes.
Walter presses a button...seconds pass. then the control panel and some other high-tech crap blow up, taking Barney and a few other guards and scientists with him.
Guybrush: ::click:: WALTER! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! DID YOU EVEN REMOVE THE DAMPING LOCKS?!::click::
Walter:....this thing had DAMPING LOCKS?
Guybrush: ::click:: SHIT!::click
Somewhere on Melee Island.
Elaine:: wandering around:: Now where did that monkey-brained husband of mine go..?
FAWOOM!!!!!!
The entire Tri-Island area shakes. the remains of Guybrush's already mutilated head lands on Elaine's head.
Elaine: AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!::throws the stuff on the ground, and stomps on it multiple times, not hearing the Muffled "ow." She finally smashes it, complete with the Resident Evil head pop noise, breaking Guybrush out of the "unbreakable" 5-game contract he made with George Lucas, and his head.::
Back in Dante's home...
The razors pierce the couch, but not Dante.
Dante: Good thing I asked Wolverine about the Adamentium Couch Plating.
Mundus: YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME SPARDA!!::uses his Psychokinetic abilities to lift the couch up, and throws it across the room.::
Spidey::wakes up.:: Whooooaa....that girl can hit me like a Truck...::get hit by the couch.:: ow..::KO'd again.::
Dante::runs out into the Kitchen, dives under the table::
Sparda: What the hell are you doing?
Dante: Mundus tried to stab me with it's razor wings!!
Skye: Dante, I'm gonna get that Furby, and show you that it's not possessed by Mundus, it's not after you, and it doesn't have razor wings.::goes to get the Furby::
Dante::backs up into a corner of the Kitchen.:: No! NOOOO!! It'll stab you too!! It'll--AAAGH!!::gets tackled by Jill, Claire and Chris.::
Claire: Megaman! Call the Mental Institution!!
Megaman: Right! ::run off::
Skye::returns holding Mundus, who has hidden his Razor Wings again.:: See Dante? It's a normal Furby. ::tears some of it's hair off.:: see? It's not mad. ::rips an ear off:: It's not attacking me. ::pokes it in the eye.:: It's not biting me. ::Mundus bites Skye.:: OW!! ::Drops the Furby:: The little Bastard bit me!!
Jill:...........::she, Claire and Chris let go of Dante.::
Dante: Mommy! ::hides in the refrigerator::
Mundus: YOU LITTLE GIRL, ARE A PAIN IN MY ASS. ::open his Razor wings, flies through the ceiling, to the second floor.::
Ryu: Well, it's just a doll. What harm can it do?::lights go out:: Ah.
Megaman::comes back.:: Guys, the powers out and I couldn't phone the Crazy House.
Trish: No need, turns out Dante was telling the truth.
Regina: Guys? The front doors locked, and the key hole sealed up!::launches a grenade, the grenade just sits there:: an it nullified my grenade!!
Alastor: WHAT?
Claire: Hey, I have an idea!::takes out a cell phone:: Yeah, we need major help!.......Dante's place, you know where that is?....good! There's an evil Furby possessed by Mundus, who's trying to kill us all!! HURRY!!!
Ken: Skye, just WHERE did you get this doll?
Skye:..Well.......
~~~~FLASHBACK~~~~
Skye stops by a Black Magic store. She goes inside and walks ahead, past the cobwebbed aisles, and notices a Furby. As soon as she picks it up, someone behind her taps her on the shoulder.
Skye::backhand smashes the figure away, the figure stands up telling her that she/it is the "Store Clerk"::....whoops.
Clerk: So, is this what you wanted?
Skye: I picked it up, didn't I?
Clerk: This doll, is going to make someone very happy.
Skye: That's good.
Clerk: The doll has a terrible curse.
Skye: That's bad.
Clerk: But it comes with a free Frogurt.
Skye: That's good.
Clerk: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Skye: That's bad.
Clerk: But getting the Frogurt gets you a coupon for DMC2.
Skye: That's good!
Clerk: The DMC2 that you'll get will control your mind, causing you to go on a Psychotic killing spree. and After getting the blood of four of your closest friends you'll sacrifice yourself to bring forth a demon that could wipe out the earth in a mere thought.
Skye:..................
Clerk: That's bad.
Skye: Okay, can I just keep the doll? No Frogurt or coupon?
~~~~END FLASHBACK~~~~
Ken: For some reason that sounds like a Simpsons Halloween episode I saw once.
Suspenseful music plays.
Trish::looks around:: What the the hell was THAT?!
Chibi Seph: I don't know, but it sounded like Suspenseful music.
Steve: Well, he certainly states the obvious, doesn't he?
Chibi Seph: Bite me, freakboy.
The front door gets blown in. A figure steps through the now door-less doorway.
????::wings stuck outside doorway:: Damn wings!::gets them unstuck.:: steps out of the dust and door debris, revealing....
Claire: Bahamut! Thanks for getting here so soon.
Bahamut: You're welcome. Now where is the evil Furby?
Steve: Upstairs.
Skye::opens fridge.:: Dante, we're gonna get rid of that evil Furby, now-- ::notices the hole in the top of the fridge.:: DANTEEEEE!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Everyone runs up stairs and looks at the eight choices of doors.
Bahamut: Which door do you think he's behind?::door #8 is smashed open:: Nevermind.
Dante::Mundus clinging to his head, biting him:: AAAAGGHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! HE TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!::stumbles through Door #4 (the Bathroom), and gets his head dunked in the toilet::Gblughbhlurugh!!::lifts his head out:: Eeeuugh...toilet water..
Mundus: DIE!! DIE!!!! DIEEEE!!!
Sparda: Yes, please. Kill this retard.::Skye kicks him into wall:: OUCHIE!! That hurts almost as much as when I got it stuck in the zipper!
Bahamut::picks up Mundus, who is now trying to escape.:: Well, I know to deal with him. ::notices the switch saying "neutral" and "evil". He pess the button labeled neutral, and tosses him out the window:: Now for the power. ::flips the power from "off" to "on":: there, now that I am no longer needed here, I shall return to Yuffie. ::flies through the ceiling, leaving a large hole.::
Dante: Yay! I'm saved! Even though my home was almost ruined, I'm not pushing up daisies!
Skye: Yep!! All due to Claire's Squaresoft connections! =D
All except Trish, Sparda(who's stuck in the wall), Alastor, Ifrit and Dante, leave.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the street outside Dante's home.
Mundus: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!::gets hit by a truck, sending his spirit around::NOW WHERE AM I? I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE ON THAT DRAGON FOR STOPPING ME FROM DESTROYING DANTE!::hears a voice::.....
Voice: .....Welcome to McDonald's. May I have your order?
Guy: Just some Fries, please.
McD Clerk: Yes sir.
Mundus::Gets fries put on him.::AAGH!!.......OH NO!! I'M A FRY COOKER!!::fries are being boiled::AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
The End
Now going to work on:
Baldur's Gate II
Half-Life
Spiderman
(maybe)Fallout
(maybe)Dino Crisis
Resident Evil
Chapter 2--Continuing on with this weird piece of sh-t....
Dante: EEEEEEEEP!!!
Mundus gets his Razor wings out again, and proceeds to fire at Dante, who his behind the sofa.
Meanwhile, somewhere outside in the Tri-Island area...
Guybrush...er, pieces of him, are in a glass, water-filled container. Pissed from his defeat at the hands of Dante, he decided to turn the tables, and blow up his house from his underwater base.
Guybrush: ::click:: So, is everything ready?::click::
Barney the Security Guard: Yessir.
Guybrush: ::click:: Good. LAUNCH THE MISSILES!!::click::
Walter the scientist: Yes.
Walter presses a button...seconds pass. then the control panel and some other high-tech crap blow up, taking Barney and a few other guards and scientists with him.
Guybrush: ::click:: WALTER! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! DID YOU EVEN REMOVE THE DAMPING LOCKS?!::click::
Walter:....this thing had DAMPING LOCKS?
Guybrush: ::click:: SHIT!::click
Somewhere on Melee Island.
Elaine:: wandering around:: Now where did that monkey-brained husband of mine go..?
FAWOOM!!!!!!
The entire Tri-Island area shakes. the remains of Guybrush's already mutilated head lands on Elaine's head.
Elaine: AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!::throws the stuff on the ground, and stomps on it multiple times, not hearing the Muffled "ow." She finally smashes it, complete with the Resident Evil head pop noise, breaking Guybrush out of the "unbreakable" 5-game contract he made with George Lucas, and his head.::
Back in Dante's home...
The razors pierce the couch, but not Dante.
Dante: Good thing I asked Wolverine about the Adamentium Couch Plating.
Mundus: YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME SPARDA!!::uses his Psychokinetic abilities to lift the couch up, and throws it across the room.::
Spidey::wakes up.:: Whooooaa....that girl can hit me like a Truck...::get hit by the couch.:: ow..::KO'd again.::
Dante::runs out into the Kitchen, dives under the table::
Sparda: What the hell are you doing?
Dante: Mundus tried to stab me with it's razor wings!!
Skye: Dante, I'm gonna get that Furby, and show you that it's not possessed by Mundus, it's not after you, and it doesn't have razor wings.::goes to get the Furby::
Dante::backs up into a corner of the Kitchen.:: No! NOOOO!! It'll stab you too!! It'll--AAAGH!!::gets tackled by Jill, Claire and Chris.::
Claire: Megaman! Call the Mental Institution!!
Megaman: Right! ::run off::
Skye::returns holding Mundus, who has hidden his Razor Wings again.:: See Dante? It's a normal Furby. ::tears some of it's hair off.:: see? It's not mad. ::rips an ear off:: It's not attacking me. ::pokes it in the eye.:: It's not biting me. ::Mundus bites Skye.:: OW!! ::Drops the Furby:: The little Bastard bit me!!
Jill:...........::she, Claire and Chris let go of Dante.::
Dante: Mommy! ::hides in the refrigerator::
Mundus: YOU LITTLE GIRL, ARE A PAIN IN MY ASS. ::open his Razor wings, flies through the ceiling, to the second floor.::
Ryu: Well, it's just a doll. What harm can it do?::lights go out:: Ah.
Megaman::comes back.:: Guys, the powers out and I couldn't phone the Crazy House.
Trish: No need, turns out Dante was telling the truth.
Regina: Guys? The front doors locked, and the key hole sealed up!::launches a grenade, the grenade just sits there:: an it nullified my grenade!!
Alastor: WHAT?
Claire: Hey, I have an idea!::takes out a cell phone:: Yeah, we need major help!.......Dante's place, you know where that is?....good! There's an evil Furby possessed by Mundus, who's trying to kill us all!! HURRY!!!
Ken: Skye, just WHERE did you get this doll?
Skye:..Well.......
~~~~FLASHBACK~~~~
Skye stops by a Black Magic store. She goes inside and walks ahead, past the cobwebbed aisles, and notices a Furby. As soon as she picks it up, someone behind her taps her on the shoulder.
Skye::backhand smashes the figure away, the figure stands up telling her that she/it is the "Store Clerk"::....whoops.
Clerk: So, is this what you wanted?
Skye: I picked it up, didn't I?
Clerk: This doll, is going to make someone very happy.
Skye: That's good.
Clerk: The doll has a terrible curse.
Skye: That's bad.
Clerk: But it comes with a free Frogurt.
Skye: That's good.
Clerk: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Skye: That's bad.
Clerk: But getting the Frogurt gets you a coupon for DMC2.
Skye: That's good!
Clerk: The DMC2 that you'll get will control your mind, causing you to go on a Psychotic killing spree. and After getting the blood of four of your closest friends you'll sacrifice yourself to bring forth a demon that could wipe out the earth in a mere thought.
Skye:..................
Clerk: That's bad.
Skye: Okay, can I just keep the doll? No Frogurt or coupon?
~~~~END FLASHBACK~~~~
Ken: For some reason that sounds like a Simpsons Halloween episode I saw once.
Suspenseful music plays.
Trish::looks around:: What the the hell was THAT?!
Chibi Seph: I don't know, but it sounded like Suspenseful music.
Steve: Well, he certainly states the obvious, doesn't he?
Chibi Seph: Bite me, freakboy.
The front door gets blown in. A figure steps through the now door-less doorway.
????::wings stuck outside doorway:: Damn wings!::gets them unstuck.:: steps out of the dust and door debris, revealing....
Claire: Bahamut! Thanks for getting here so soon.
Bahamut: You're welcome. Now where is the evil Furby?
Steve: Upstairs.
Skye::opens fridge.:: Dante, we're gonna get rid of that evil Furby, now-- ::notices the hole in the top of the fridge.:: DANTEEEEE!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Everyone runs up stairs and looks at the eight choices of doors.
Bahamut: Which door do you think he's behind?::door #8 is smashed open:: Nevermind.
Dante::Mundus clinging to his head, biting him:: AAAAGGHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! HE TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!::stumbles through Door #4 (the Bathroom), and gets his head dunked in the toilet::Gblughbhlurugh!!::lifts his head out:: Eeeuugh...toilet water..
Mundus: DIE!! DIE!!!! DIEEEE!!!
Sparda: Yes, please. Kill this retard.::Skye kicks him into wall:: OUCHIE!! That hurts almost as much as when I got it stuck in the zipper!
Bahamut::picks up Mundus, who is now trying to escape.:: Well, I know to deal with him. ::notices the switch saying "neutral" and "evil". He pess the button labeled neutral, and tosses him out the window:: Now for the power. ::flips the power from "off" to "on":: there, now that I am no longer needed here, I shall return to Yuffie. ::flies through the ceiling, leaving a large hole.::
Dante: Yay! I'm saved! Even though my home was almost ruined, I'm not pushing up daisies!
Skye: Yep!! All due to Claire's Squaresoft connections! =D
All except Trish, Sparda(who's stuck in the wall), Alastor, Ifrit and Dante, leave.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the street outside Dante's home.
Mundus: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!::gets hit by a truck, sending his spirit around::NOW WHERE AM I? I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE ON THAT DRAGON FOR STOPPING ME FROM DESTROYING DANTE!::hears a voice::.....
Voice: .....Welcome to McDonald's. May I have your order?
Guy: Just some Fries, please.
McD Clerk: Yes sir.
Mundus::Gets fries put on him.::AAGH!!.......OH NO!! I'M A FRY COOKER!!::fries are being boiled::AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
The End
Now going to work on:
Baldur's Gate II
Half-Life
Spiderman
(maybe)Fallout
(maybe)Dino Crisis
Resident Evil