Hey! This fic kind of came out of nowhere, it's when the g-boyz visit the
zoo! I know that this probably sounds like a boring old story, but I added
a twist.........it's a French zoo! Which means all the signs and the tours
are in French! Muahahahahahahaha! This is going to be fun.....
Disclaimer-I don't own gundam wing or the characters. I'm not making anything offa this!
This takes place um, sometime while the boys are still pilots, so I guess they're all 15 years old (and as hot as ever) um, they might be a little ooc, so bear with me.
Um, Trowa knows how to speak French. The others have no idea.
I'm writing this in a script because I'm too lazy to write it as a real fic. Heh. Go figure.
*~*~*~*~*~*
A Trip To The Zoo
Heero-*at his lap top in his room talking to J* what is our next mission?
J-Did you make it to Paris?
Heero-yes. Why are we here?
J-We got news of a zoo that Zechs is running to recruit new soldiers.
Duo-We get to go to the zoo?
Heero-mission accepted.
Duo-YAY!!!!*runs down the stairs* QUATRE!
Quatre-what is it duo?
Duo-we get to go to the zooooooo!
Quatre-really? With all the cute little fuzzy animals? YAY!
Wufei-the zoo is for weaklings. I refuse to go.
Heero-*gets to the bottom of the stairs*it's a mission Wufei. We have to.
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Duo-Hey, where's T-man?
Trowa-*enters the room* "..................."
Quatre-*translating* when do we leave?
Heero-right now. *holds up some entrance tickets.* let's go.
Duo-YAY!
*~* on the way to the zoo*~*
Duo-The wheels on the bus go round and round
Wufei-we're not on a bus.
Duo-oh. It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all...
Wufei-stop singing.
Quatre-that's mean Wufei.
Trowa-"........"
Quatre-Trowa! That wasn't very nice!
Duo-It's a world of laughter a world of cheer.
Heero-*pulls out his gun* I will kill you.
Duo-how can you do that when you're driving?
Heero-*puts gun away.* I'm talented.
Duo-oh. *decides to shut up* Are we there yet?
Heero-no.
Duo-are we there yet?
Heero-no
Duo-are we.........
Trowa, Wufei and Heero-NO.
Quatre-that wasn't very nice.
*~*ten very LONG minutes later *~*
Wufei *stumbles out of the car.* I am not sitting beside Maxwell on the way home.
Duo-why not woofie?
Wufei-*glares at Duo*
Duo-oh. I mean Wufei?
Heero-we're going in. *pulls out his gun and starts doing a james bond walk. Duo sings james bond music.*
Quatre-uh, guys?
Duo and Heero-*turn to look at Quatre* what?
Quatre-they aren't going to let you in if you go like that.
Duo-oh. *stops humming james bond music*
Heero-*puts his gun away* let's go then
*~* at the ticket booth *~*
Ticket booth guy-Avez-vous vos billets?
Heero-huh?
Quatre-we don't speak French.
Ticket booth guy-vos billets....*holds up some tickets that look like the ones Heero had gotten from J.*
Heero-oh. *hands over the tickets*
Ticket booth guy-Merci beaucoup. Amusez vous bien.
Heero-*deathglares the ticket booth guy*
Ticket booth guy-*points the way into the zoo*
Heero-*enters the zoo followed closely by the four other pilots. *
Duo-wow! Lookit all the animals!
Heero-we can't see any yet.
Duo-I was just practicing.
Quatre-*walks up to some signs*they're all in French.
Duo-yeah, but look at all the pretty pictures!
Quatre-Duo, that's a map.
Wufei-but it's of the zoo. Just look for a place that says "recruitment"
Duo-it's in French remember? We'll have to go through the whole thing until we find it.
Wufei-injustice.
Trowa-"............."
Quatre-*translating* it's one big path so we can't split up either.
Heero-I feel like we're being watched. *reaches for his gun.*
*everyone jumps on Heero*
Wufei-you can't use that thing in here or they'll kick us out. And we can't defend ourselves cause they're speaking some injust language.
Aria-wufei, it's not an injust language.
Wufei-be quiet weak onna. It is.
Aria-for those of you "readers" that are French I apologize for Wooffie's bad behaviour.
Wufei-it's Wufei.
Aria-I'm the author, I can call you what I want.
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Aria-so there. *leaves*
Duo-where'd she come from?
Quatre-I have no idea.
Heero-. *muffled from the pilots on top of him.* get off of me.
Quatre-oh, sorry.
And so it begins, the pilot's day at a French zoo. Please give me any ideas of animals you would like them to meet, and displays that they might want to see. I'll try to include them. Let me know what you think!
Aria
Oh, and I'll include French translations at the bottom, so if you don't want to read them you don't have to. (I think it takes away from the "guessing")
Avez vous vos billets-do you have your tickets.
Vos billets-your tickets.
Merci beaucoup-thank you very much
Amusez vous bien-have a great time.
To any of you who do speak French and notice that I made a mistake, please let me know and I'll fix it. I'm not perfect, so I tend to make some mistakes. English is my first language, so it's to be expected. Once again, please review!
Disclaimer-I don't own gundam wing or the characters. I'm not making anything offa this!
This takes place um, sometime while the boys are still pilots, so I guess they're all 15 years old (and as hot as ever) um, they might be a little ooc, so bear with me.
Um, Trowa knows how to speak French. The others have no idea.
I'm writing this in a script because I'm too lazy to write it as a real fic. Heh. Go figure.
*~*~*~*~*~*
A Trip To The Zoo
Heero-*at his lap top in his room talking to J* what is our next mission?
J-Did you make it to Paris?
Heero-yes. Why are we here?
J-We got news of a zoo that Zechs is running to recruit new soldiers.
Duo-We get to go to the zoo?
Heero-mission accepted.
Duo-YAY!!!!*runs down the stairs* QUATRE!
Quatre-what is it duo?
Duo-we get to go to the zooooooo!
Quatre-really? With all the cute little fuzzy animals? YAY!
Wufei-the zoo is for weaklings. I refuse to go.
Heero-*gets to the bottom of the stairs*it's a mission Wufei. We have to.
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Duo-Hey, where's T-man?
Trowa-*enters the room* "..................."
Quatre-*translating* when do we leave?
Heero-right now. *holds up some entrance tickets.* let's go.
Duo-YAY!
*~* on the way to the zoo*~*
Duo-The wheels on the bus go round and round
Wufei-we're not on a bus.
Duo-oh. It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all...
Wufei-stop singing.
Quatre-that's mean Wufei.
Trowa-"........"
Quatre-Trowa! That wasn't very nice!
Duo-It's a world of laughter a world of cheer.
Heero-*pulls out his gun* I will kill you.
Duo-how can you do that when you're driving?
Heero-*puts gun away.* I'm talented.
Duo-oh. *decides to shut up* Are we there yet?
Heero-no.
Duo-are we there yet?
Heero-no
Duo-are we.........
Trowa, Wufei and Heero-NO.
Quatre-that wasn't very nice.
*~*ten very LONG minutes later *~*
Wufei *stumbles out of the car.* I am not sitting beside Maxwell on the way home.
Duo-why not woofie?
Wufei-*glares at Duo*
Duo-oh. I mean Wufei?
Heero-we're going in. *pulls out his gun and starts doing a james bond walk. Duo sings james bond music.*
Quatre-uh, guys?
Duo and Heero-*turn to look at Quatre* what?
Quatre-they aren't going to let you in if you go like that.
Duo-oh. *stops humming james bond music*
Heero-*puts his gun away* let's go then
*~* at the ticket booth *~*
Ticket booth guy-Avez-vous vos billets?
Heero-huh?
Quatre-we don't speak French.
Ticket booth guy-vos billets....*holds up some tickets that look like the ones Heero had gotten from J.*
Heero-oh. *hands over the tickets*
Ticket booth guy-Merci beaucoup. Amusez vous bien.
Heero-*deathglares the ticket booth guy*
Ticket booth guy-*points the way into the zoo*
Heero-*enters the zoo followed closely by the four other pilots. *
Duo-wow! Lookit all the animals!
Heero-we can't see any yet.
Duo-I was just practicing.
Quatre-*walks up to some signs*they're all in French.
Duo-yeah, but look at all the pretty pictures!
Quatre-Duo, that's a map.
Wufei-but it's of the zoo. Just look for a place that says "recruitment"
Duo-it's in French remember? We'll have to go through the whole thing until we find it.
Wufei-injustice.
Trowa-"............."
Quatre-*translating* it's one big path so we can't split up either.
Heero-I feel like we're being watched. *reaches for his gun.*
*everyone jumps on Heero*
Wufei-you can't use that thing in here or they'll kick us out. And we can't defend ourselves cause they're speaking some injust language.
Aria-wufei, it's not an injust language.
Wufei-be quiet weak onna. It is.
Aria-for those of you "readers" that are French I apologize for Wooffie's bad behaviour.
Wufei-it's Wufei.
Aria-I'm the author, I can call you what I want.
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Aria-so there. *leaves*
Duo-where'd she come from?
Quatre-I have no idea.
Heero-. *muffled from the pilots on top of him.* get off of me.
Quatre-oh, sorry.
And so it begins, the pilot's day at a French zoo. Please give me any ideas of animals you would like them to meet, and displays that they might want to see. I'll try to include them. Let me know what you think!
Aria
Oh, and I'll include French translations at the bottom, so if you don't want to read them you don't have to. (I think it takes away from the "guessing")
Avez vous vos billets-do you have your tickets.
Vos billets-your tickets.
Merci beaucoup-thank you very much
Amusez vous bien-have a great time.
To any of you who do speak French and notice that I made a mistake, please let me know and I'll fix it. I'm not perfect, so I tend to make some mistakes. English is my first language, so it's to be expected. Once again, please review!