Heheheh, I like this fic already, and the animals aren't even here yet. Oh my..

Anyway, when we left off, the g-boyz found out that they had to travel the whole zoo to find the oz secret hidden base thing. Yeah, I'm not too sure where that part came from, but they're on a mission from J. yeah. So , anyway, this should be interesting..

Disclaimer-see first chapter-I'm too lazy to type it again.

Nueva Yui Maxwell-how would you like to be in the fic? As the camel trainer? Ooooh, good ideas..

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The first batch of unlucky animals

Duo-so, can we get going then?

Wufei-where are we going?

Duo-we have to go through the zoo don't we?

Quatre-yeah.

Duo-well, we've been sitting on top of Heero for over a day because Aria's too lazy to type the rest of this.

Aria-stuff it duo.

Duo-make me. *Duo shoves his braid into his mouth*

Aria-you insisted.

Duo-*slightly muffled* you cheated.

Aria-yeah, anyway, you guys have some people to meet before you begin your trip.....*leaves*

Heero-no, you can't mean......

Out of Nowhere-HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO!

Heero-run. Now.

Duo-no, I want to see the animals.

Wufei-we're not here to see the animals. We're here to find Oz.

Quatre-but if we look at all the exhibits then we can find Oz easier because they could be hiding in the animal's cages.

Wufei-*grumblegrumble-INJUSTICE-grumblegrumble*

Heero-whatever we do we have to do it NOW.

Duo-why?

Heero-too late.

Relena-Heero! *latches on to Heero's arm*

Duo-oops.

Heero-damn.

Wufei-Onna.

Trowa-"..................."

Quatre-Trowa, that's not nice.

Heero-ok, let's get going.

Relena-wait, Hilde's not here yet!

Duo-Hilde? Ack!

Hilde-Duo! I haven't seen you for the longest time!

Duo-I know. And I tried so hard to keep it that way.

Heero-Hn.

Quatre-ok, can we go now.

Wufei-yes. Now.

Qautre-alright!

*they enter the zoo gates (the second set, beyond the main entrance) and they turn to see the first exhibit- it's a Canadian one.*

Wufei-what's that thing? *stares into a pond type exhibit*

Duo-I dunno. There's a big pile of sticks in the middle of it.

Quatre-the sign says "castor". Isn't that a type of oil?

Duo-that's what I thought.

Relena-is there a picture on the sign, Quatre?

Heero-*glances down at the Relena-leech that is clinging to his arm. An evil idea crosses his mind. He decides to carry out his evil plan* Oh Relena?

Relena-yes Heero dearest?

Heero-I dropped my contact in the castor *pronounced by Heero as caster* can you get it for me? I can't see a thing.

Relena-Oh you poor dear. Of course I will! *jumps into the exhibit.*

Heero-Hn. Maybe now we'll get to see these caster things.

Quatre-I didn't know you wore contacts Heero.

Heero-I don't.

Quatre-oh. That wasn't very nice.

Heero-did you find it yet Relena?

Relena-still looking!

Heero-I think it got blown into the middle of the pond.

Relena-Ok. *goes to the middle of the pond.*

Duo-this could get interesting......

*all of a sudden, the "casters" come from nowhere and attack Relena*

Relena-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Duo-Oh, they're cute!

Quatre-look at their big teeth!

Wufei-they have funny tails.

Hilde-what about Relena?

Heero-oh yeah. Quick, where's the next exhibit?

Duo-*while walking away* what are those caster things?

Quatre-I don't know, but they were cute!

*at the next exhibit*

Wufei-I read the sign this time. *notes that there aren't any pictures, and most of the vowels have funny little signs on them.* the big print says "orignal"

Duo-an original? What kind of an animal is that?

Heero-something big. I hope.

Duo-why do you hope?

Heero-*whispers something to Duo.*

Duo-*evil grin crosses his face.* Oh. That's a good reason to want a big animal.

Heero-ready?

Duo-always.

Heero-on the count of three.

Duo-one

Heero-two

Duo and Heero-THREE! *they heave an unknowing Hilde into the fenced in area of the "original"

Hilde-AHHHHHHHHHH!

Duo-too bad you can't climb fences "Hilde-babe"

Hilde-Duo, save me!

Duo-no thanks.

Quatre-that's not very nice.

Duo-I know.

*just then the "original" comes into view and spots hilde. It happens to be a very big animal, to Heero and Duo's pleasure, and it immediately charges at Hilde.*

Hilde-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*her voice volume diminishes slowly as she runs from the "original" at a surprisingly fast speed.*

Duo-that was fun. What's next?

Wufei-*so no one else can hear* the original was my type of animal.

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well, I'll continue with more animal encounters in the next chapter. Please let me know what you think! If you have any questions about what the Canadian animals are, then let me know and I'll try to explain, or you can do a search on the English definition and you'll probably come up with some pictures. Well, please give me some more ideas of what animals you'd like to see, or other countries that I should do. I might do another section on Canada since this chapter only had two animals. So, once again, please review! Emails are also welcome at duos_only_chick@hotmail.com if you have a really long idea. Thanks!

Aria

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Translations:

Castor-beaver

"funny little signs on the vowels"-accents (ex. É ê à î ô etc)

Orignal-moose