Hehe, well, we're moving on to the bird exhibit.this could get interesting.
Very interesting.........
Um, I don't think I own gundam wing, but maybe I was just drunk when I created it..........*lol*
Oh yeah, and thank you to Luna for the wonderful idea about the mimicking bird *a parrot* and to
Please let me know what you think, and feel free to offer any suggestions. I can make this as long as it needs to be to include as many animals as is possible. Heh. Well, on with the toruture........i mean fic.
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The Second Batch Of Unlucky Animals
Heero-Hn.
Aria-what is it now?
Heero-Relena isn't dead, is she?
Aria-Of course not (sorry Raijra!) just temporarily delayed.
Duo-Hilde too then?
Aria-I'm afraid so. Oh, I just realized I need to upgrade the rating of this fic for upcoming language. Any of you others know what rating to give for bad language? I have no idea.
Duo-Bad language? As if any of us would swear.....
Aria-you'll be surprised at the circumstances.
Duo-nothing scares me! I am shinigami!
Aria-*sighs and leaves*
Quatre-I don't get how she appears out of nowhere like that.
Duo-I don't think we're supposed to.
Quatre-ok.
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Heero-what now?
Wufei-everything's in French and I don't understand it! ARGH! You'd think that with all our training that they could have shown us another language or two.
Quatre-didn't they teach you English?
Wufei-well, yeah, but.........
Quatre-Duo and Trowa are the only pilots that didn't need to learn it.
Wufei-oh. But what about the Japanese?
Duo-I had to learn that.
Heero-he's still no good at it.
Duo-be quiet.
Heero-*glares at Duo*
Duo-Eeep!
Quatre-let's get back to the animals, ok?
Heero-good idea.
Duo-YEAH! Cute, fuzzy, little, peaceful, nice, little animals!
Quatre-Ooh, a sign!
*all the pilots look up to see a sign that reads "oiseau"*
Duo-what's a ..........
Heero-I suggest you do NOT try to pronounce that word.
*the pilots all agree, then head through the gates. A tour guide greets them at the entrance to the "oiseau" exhibit.*
Tour guide-voulez vous prendre un tour de cette section?
Heero-Hn.
Duo-*in a hushed whisper* maybe it's part of the Oz thingy
Heero-*glances at Duo.*
Tour gide-*in an agitated voice* voulez vous....
Duo-yeah, we'll come! *nods his head vigorously*
Quatre-are you sure this is such a good idea?
Heero-we don't have a choice now.
*the pilots are led by the tour guide into a open topped bus*
Duo-oooh, a bus....
Heero-*sits on one of the seats and glares at anyone that looks at him. The other pilots choose seats as well.*
Tour guide-le tour commence maintenent. S'il vous plait, laissez vos mains dans l'auto bus tout le temps. Merci beaucoup.
Duo-this is so exciting! And that guy is so interesting!
Wufei-you can't understand him.
Duo- I know! That means I can't learn anything.
Wufei-*sighs* Maxwell, you. Are. Strange.
Duo- I know. Hey........wait a sec..........that's not nice Wooffie!
Wufei-don't test my patience in here Maxwell. I don't want to have to throw you off the bus.
Duo-I am shinigami! No one can throw shinigami!
Wufei-Not when you're conscious, no.
Duo-Oh.
Heero-be quiet and try to find Oz.
Duo-okie!
Tour Guide-Si l'autobus s'explode, les sorties sont partout. Amusez vous!
Quatre-Hey, Heero!
Heero-what is it Quatre?
Quatre-that bird that's beside you, on the post.........
Heero-What about it?
Quatre-I think it likes you.
*to Heero's annoyance, it was true. The bird was fond of our stoic soldier. (not that way, sickos!)*
*ten minutes later*
Duo-I'm hungry.
Heero-it was your idea to come on this stupid bus with this stupid bird. *five minutes ago, the bird had landed on Heero's shoulder. The tour guide had been talking on and off, as the bus rumbled through a dense forest.*
Duo-Polly want a cracker? *the pilots had finally found some animals they'd recognized. The tour guide had really strange names for them, however. Apparently Polly the parrot was "Pollie le Perroquet" and you can imagine how much fun Duo had with that pronunciation* Polly le perroquit want a cracker?
Heero-dumb parrot.
Polly-dumb parrot.
Quatre-it's cute!
Polly-dumb parrot.
Heero-it's not.
Polly-*slurring the words a little to create-* it's snot. Arck! It's snot.
Heero-*deathglares the parrot*
Polly-*deathglares back* Dumb soldier.
Trowa-smart bird.
All-(minus Trowa)HE SPOKE!
Tour guide-Le tour est fini! S'il vous plait, sortir en arrière. Merci beaucoup.
Heero-Finally!
Wufei-And no sign of Oz anywhere.
Quatre-didn't that feel like a tour?
Duo-oddly enough, yeah.........
Heero-keep walking.
Duo-yes sir! *pulls a fake solute*
Heero-Hn.
Quatre-what's with the forest?
Wufei-there are too many weak birds.
Duo-I bet it's a bird exhibit!
Heero-Hn.
Trowa-".............."
Quatre-*translating* where's another sign?
Duo-there's one!
Wufei-it has a list.
Duo-these words are unreadable.
Aria-they're in French. Not unreadable, French!
Duo-oh. Can you understand them?
Aria-yeah. Of course. I'm writing this fic, aren't I?
Duo-what do they mean?
Aria-as if I'm going to tell you . *leaves*
Quatre-she did it again.
Heero-Hn.
Duo-k, the list says hi bow, colombus, flement, and oy. (it really reads hibou, colombe, flamant and oie)
Quatre-are you sure?
Duo-I'm trying my best!
Heero-we're not here to look at the animals. We're looking for Oz.
Duo-oooh! Look! It's a.a ... a bird!
Wufei-no kidding.
Duo-I can't remember what the English word is........
Wufei-which one are you talking about?
Duo-the white one.........DOVE! that's it. What French word do you think that is Wu-man?
Wufei-don't call me that.
Duo-fine. Wufei.
Wufei-probably the hi bow.
Quatre-why do you say that?
Wufei-don't know.
Heero-Hn.
Duo-ok, let's keep walking.
*they head on, and come to a fenced in, grassy area. *
Heero-could be a shooting range.
Duo-no. it's an animal.
Quatre-I don't see anything. Where's the sign?
Heero-that's not going to help us.
Duo-there might be a picture.
Trowa-".............."
Quatre-*translating* there's never been a picture before.
Duo-well, there's always a first time for everything!
*heads over to the sign.* (It really reads "autruche")
Duo-it says "otruck."
Heero-Hn.
Out of nowhere-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOO! I found your contact HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO!
Heero-keep walking. Now.
Duo-too late. *hilde latches on to his arm*
Heero-get off, you're all slimy. *Relena refuses to let go, and hands Heero his contact.*
Relena-aren't you going to put it on?
Heero-no.
Relena-why not?
Heero-I don't wear contacts.
Relena-Oh, my Heero played a joke! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *notices no one else is laughing when she stops for a breath.* HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha ha. Ha ha..........
Heero-it wasn't a joke, I was trying to get rid of you.
Relena-but, Heero.........
Heero-*throws the contact over the fence of the "otruck" exhibit. They all turn to see an ostrich standing there. It swallows the contact.*
Ostrich-*gulp*
Heero-*very sarcastically* AH, I can't see.
Relena-I'll get it back! *jumps over the fence and chases the very very fast ostrich*
Heero-keep moving.....
*they all head to the next exhibit*
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Well, please let me know what you think, and any ideas will be welcomed with open arms! Just wait till we get to the frogs............
Aria
Translations:
Oiseau-bird
Autruche-ostrich
Perroquet-parrot
Oie-goose
Hibou-owl
Colombe-dove
Flamant-flamingo
voulez vous prendre un tour de cette section-would you like to take a tour of this section
le tour commence maintenent.-the tour is starting now.
S'il vous plait,-please
laissez vos mains dans l'auto bus-keep your hands inside the bus
tout le temps.-at all times
Merci beaucoup. -thank you very much
Si l'autobus s'explode,-if the bes explodes
les sorties sont partout.-the exits are everywhere
Amusez vous!-have fun
Le tour est fini!-the tour is finished
S'il vous plait, -please
sortir en arrière. -exit to the back
Merci beaucoup.-thank you very much.
Um, I don't think I own gundam wing, but maybe I was just drunk when I created it..........*lol*
Oh yeah, and thank you to Luna for the wonderful idea about the mimicking bird *a parrot* and to
Please let me know what you think, and feel free to offer any suggestions. I can make this as long as it needs to be to include as many animals as is possible. Heh. Well, on with the toruture........i mean fic.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The Second Batch Of Unlucky Animals
Heero-Hn.
Aria-what is it now?
Heero-Relena isn't dead, is she?
Aria-Of course not (sorry Raijra!) just temporarily delayed.
Duo-Hilde too then?
Aria-I'm afraid so. Oh, I just realized I need to upgrade the rating of this fic for upcoming language. Any of you others know what rating to give for bad language? I have no idea.
Duo-Bad language? As if any of us would swear.....
Aria-you'll be surprised at the circumstances.
Duo-nothing scares me! I am shinigami!
Aria-*sighs and leaves*
Quatre-I don't get how she appears out of nowhere like that.
Duo-I don't think we're supposed to.
Quatre-ok.
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Heero-what now?
Wufei-everything's in French and I don't understand it! ARGH! You'd think that with all our training that they could have shown us another language or two.
Quatre-didn't they teach you English?
Wufei-well, yeah, but.........
Quatre-Duo and Trowa are the only pilots that didn't need to learn it.
Wufei-oh. But what about the Japanese?
Duo-I had to learn that.
Heero-he's still no good at it.
Duo-be quiet.
Heero-*glares at Duo*
Duo-Eeep!
Quatre-let's get back to the animals, ok?
Heero-good idea.
Duo-YEAH! Cute, fuzzy, little, peaceful, nice, little animals!
Quatre-Ooh, a sign!
*all the pilots look up to see a sign that reads "oiseau"*
Duo-what's a ..........
Heero-I suggest you do NOT try to pronounce that word.
*the pilots all agree, then head through the gates. A tour guide greets them at the entrance to the "oiseau" exhibit.*
Tour guide-voulez vous prendre un tour de cette section?
Heero-Hn.
Duo-*in a hushed whisper* maybe it's part of the Oz thingy
Heero-*glances at Duo.*
Tour gide-*in an agitated voice* voulez vous....
Duo-yeah, we'll come! *nods his head vigorously*
Quatre-are you sure this is such a good idea?
Heero-we don't have a choice now.
*the pilots are led by the tour guide into a open topped bus*
Duo-oooh, a bus....
Heero-*sits on one of the seats and glares at anyone that looks at him. The other pilots choose seats as well.*
Tour guide-le tour commence maintenent. S'il vous plait, laissez vos mains dans l'auto bus tout le temps. Merci beaucoup.
Duo-this is so exciting! And that guy is so interesting!
Wufei-you can't understand him.
Duo- I know! That means I can't learn anything.
Wufei-*sighs* Maxwell, you. Are. Strange.
Duo- I know. Hey........wait a sec..........that's not nice Wooffie!
Wufei-don't test my patience in here Maxwell. I don't want to have to throw you off the bus.
Duo-I am shinigami! No one can throw shinigami!
Wufei-Not when you're conscious, no.
Duo-Oh.
Heero-be quiet and try to find Oz.
Duo-okie!
Tour Guide-Si l'autobus s'explode, les sorties sont partout. Amusez vous!
Quatre-Hey, Heero!
Heero-what is it Quatre?
Quatre-that bird that's beside you, on the post.........
Heero-What about it?
Quatre-I think it likes you.
*to Heero's annoyance, it was true. The bird was fond of our stoic soldier. (not that way, sickos!)*
*ten minutes later*
Duo-I'm hungry.
Heero-it was your idea to come on this stupid bus with this stupid bird. *five minutes ago, the bird had landed on Heero's shoulder. The tour guide had been talking on and off, as the bus rumbled through a dense forest.*
Duo-Polly want a cracker? *the pilots had finally found some animals they'd recognized. The tour guide had really strange names for them, however. Apparently Polly the parrot was "Pollie le Perroquet" and you can imagine how much fun Duo had with that pronunciation* Polly le perroquit want a cracker?
Heero-dumb parrot.
Polly-dumb parrot.
Quatre-it's cute!
Polly-dumb parrot.
Heero-it's not.
Polly-*slurring the words a little to create-* it's snot. Arck! It's snot.
Heero-*deathglares the parrot*
Polly-*deathglares back* Dumb soldier.
Trowa-smart bird.
All-(minus Trowa)HE SPOKE!
Tour guide-Le tour est fini! S'il vous plait, sortir en arrière. Merci beaucoup.
Heero-Finally!
Wufei-And no sign of Oz anywhere.
Quatre-didn't that feel like a tour?
Duo-oddly enough, yeah.........
Heero-keep walking.
Duo-yes sir! *pulls a fake solute*
Heero-Hn.
Quatre-what's with the forest?
Wufei-there are too many weak birds.
Duo-I bet it's a bird exhibit!
Heero-Hn.
Trowa-".............."
Quatre-*translating* where's another sign?
Duo-there's one!
Wufei-it has a list.
Duo-these words are unreadable.
Aria-they're in French. Not unreadable, French!
Duo-oh. Can you understand them?
Aria-yeah. Of course. I'm writing this fic, aren't I?
Duo-what do they mean?
Aria-as if I'm going to tell you . *leaves*
Quatre-she did it again.
Heero-Hn.
Duo-k, the list says hi bow, colombus, flement, and oy. (it really reads hibou, colombe, flamant and oie)
Quatre-are you sure?
Duo-I'm trying my best!
Heero-we're not here to look at the animals. We're looking for Oz.
Duo-oooh! Look! It's a.a ... a bird!
Wufei-no kidding.
Duo-I can't remember what the English word is........
Wufei-which one are you talking about?
Duo-the white one.........DOVE! that's it. What French word do you think that is Wu-man?
Wufei-don't call me that.
Duo-fine. Wufei.
Wufei-probably the hi bow.
Quatre-why do you say that?
Wufei-don't know.
Heero-Hn.
Duo-ok, let's keep walking.
*they head on, and come to a fenced in, grassy area. *
Heero-could be a shooting range.
Duo-no. it's an animal.
Quatre-I don't see anything. Where's the sign?
Heero-that's not going to help us.
Duo-there might be a picture.
Trowa-".............."
Quatre-*translating* there's never been a picture before.
Duo-well, there's always a first time for everything!
*heads over to the sign.* (It really reads "autruche")
Duo-it says "otruck."
Heero-Hn.
Out of nowhere-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOO! I found your contact HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO!
Heero-keep walking. Now.
Duo-too late. *hilde latches on to his arm*
Heero-get off, you're all slimy. *Relena refuses to let go, and hands Heero his contact.*
Relena-aren't you going to put it on?
Heero-no.
Relena-why not?
Heero-I don't wear contacts.
Relena-Oh, my Heero played a joke! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *notices no one else is laughing when she stops for a breath.* HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha ha. Ha ha..........
Heero-it wasn't a joke, I was trying to get rid of you.
Relena-but, Heero.........
Heero-*throws the contact over the fence of the "otruck" exhibit. They all turn to see an ostrich standing there. It swallows the contact.*
Ostrich-*gulp*
Heero-*very sarcastically* AH, I can't see.
Relena-I'll get it back! *jumps over the fence and chases the very very fast ostrich*
Heero-keep moving.....
*they all head to the next exhibit*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well, please let me know what you think, and any ideas will be welcomed with open arms! Just wait till we get to the frogs............
Aria
Translations:
Oiseau-bird
Autruche-ostrich
Perroquet-parrot
Oie-goose
Hibou-owl
Colombe-dove
Flamant-flamingo
voulez vous prendre un tour de cette section-would you like to take a tour of this section
le tour commence maintenent.-the tour is starting now.
S'il vous plait,-please
laissez vos mains dans l'auto bus-keep your hands inside the bus
tout le temps.-at all times
Merci beaucoup. -thank you very much
Si l'autobus s'explode,-if the bes explodes
les sorties sont partout.-the exits are everywhere
Amusez vous!-have fun
Le tour est fini!-the tour is finished
S'il vous plait, -please
sortir en arrière. -exit to the back
Merci beaucoup.-thank you very much.