Thank you so much for all of the supportive reviews! I'm sorry this part
took so long to come out, but I had to comfirm some things with our
star….you'll see in a few moments who it is, so I won't give it away.
*Grins evilly* okie, anyway, uh, I was gonna say something else…….o yeah. I
don't own gundam wing, and I'm just tormenting the characters for a short
while. Hehe. Ok, anyway, on with the trip to the zoo…………this could get
interesting.
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Chapter 4 The Third Batch Of Unlucky Animals
Aria-this is so much fun!
Duo-you're enjoying this way too much.
Wufei-stupid onna.
Heero-Hn.
Trowa-"………………………."
Quatre-*translating* who's the star? Aren't we the main characters?
Aria-ah yes, our guest star. Hehe. For suggesting the wonderful idea of having a camel spit on justice-boy, Nueva Yui Maxwell is appearing LIVE! (well, sorta) Uh, yeah. *random applause* you'll like this part, I promise…………*leaves*
Quatre-she came out of nowhere again.
Duo-she's the author. She's allowed to.
Quatre-oh.
Heero-aren't we in the middle of escaping from Relena?
Duo-yeah, we still have to get rid of Hilde…………..
Hilde-C'mon Duo!!!
*the guys approach another sign, walking quickly, well, following Heero who is walking quickly*
Duo-it says…………..Chomo
*the sign really reads chameau*
Heero-Hn.
Quatre-What's a chomo?
Duo-dunno.
Wufei-Injustice!
Hilde-Oh Duo!!!
Quatre-there's a fenced in area over there, maybe it's the Oz peoples.
Duo-YAY!
Quatre-what was that for?
Duo-dunno.
Wufei-this stinks.
Heero-no kidding. I hate this place.
Wufei-no, I meant this stinks.
Duo-PU! What is that awful smell?
Heero-oh.
Wufei-what are those horse things? They stink.
Quatre-CAMEL RIDES!!!!
*Quatre immediately runs towards a girl who is standing beside a camel that is tied to a fence. The area behind it is worn in a circular pattern. *
Wufei-ANOTHER ONNA? INJUSTICE!
*Duo and Heero stop and gape at the girl who is standing beside the camel. She's wearing the traditional zoo t-shirt, and a pair of worn blue jeans. She had reddish blond hair, and was approximately 5'4". Her eyes were a shade of hazelnut that Duo and Heero seemed to like, a lot…..*
Duo-whoa.
Hilde-What do you mean whoa?
Heero-he means whoa whoa.
Duo-yeah. Whoa.
Hilde-Uck! Stop checking out the zoo chick!
Duo-but she's cute!
Heero-yeah.
Aria-o my. Heero just agreed with Duo. The world is at an end. *leaves*
Quatre-*mumbling* she did it again……….
Wufei-would you two stop gaping and come on the stupid camel ride?
Heero-Hn.
Duo-YA! I wanna go on the horse thingies!
*the guys head over to the girl.*
Nueva-Bonjour! Bienvenue aux parcours des chameaux! Voulez vous prendre un tour?
Duo-*still gaping* wha.............
Nueva-*thinking* tourists..............
Heero-Hn.
Quatre-what he means to say is, we don't speak French.
Nueva-alors, pourquoi est-ce que vous sont dans un zoo français?
Trowa-..............................
Quatre-*translating* it's a long story.
Duo-hey, Q-man, what Trowa just said doesn't make any sense!
Nueva-voulez vous prendre le tour? Oui ou non?
Trowa-...................................
Quatre-*translating* Duo and I do. The one with the braid is Duo.
Nueva-Je savai ça. Vous êtes de l'émission Gundam Wing. Sont vous ici sur un mission?
Heero-did she say mission?
Hilde-Uck, I stepped in camel poo.
Duo-haha.
Nueva-alors, vous voulez le tour?
Trowa-...............................
Quatre-*translating* yeah.
Nueva-deux dollars par personne.
Trowa-*hands Nueva 4 dollars*
Nueva-Duo, tu es premier.
Duo-what?
Trowa-...........................................
Quatre-*translating* Duo, you go first.
Duo-oh. OK!
*duo jumps on the camel, and yells for the whole ride (three circles of the worn out path) when he returns, he gets off, and Quatre gets on, smiling brilliantly for all of his turn*
Trowa-…………………………….
Quatre-*translating* thanks.
Nueva-pas de problème. Merci!
Trowa-...............................
Quatre-*translating* it was fun.
Nueva-*smiles, and starts to tie up the camel, unfortunately, it escapes!*
Trowa-…………………………
Quatre-*translating* grab the camel!
*all 5 guys start chasing the runaway camel*
Wufei-I've almost got it! *grabs the reins*
*~* the force of the camel running pulls Wufei off of his feet, and he is dragged along behind the camel. Eventually Heero and Duo grab it on either side of it's head, where the reins are attatched, and they manage to stop the camel *~*
Wufei-*gets up off the ground* stupid camel.
*the camel turns it's head at Wufei's words and spits. The glob of saliva hits Wufei square in the face*
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Nueva-*with slight French accent* sorry, but you shouldn't have insulted her.
Wufei-it's a woman camel?
Nueva-of course.
Duo-hey, you can speak English.
Nueva-*grins evilly*
Heero-Omae O Korosu!
Duo-no, you can't shoot her! She gave me a camel ride!
Heero-*deathglares Duo* fine. *puts gun away.*
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
*from the distance* HEEERRROOOOO!
Heero-we have to leave. Now.
Hilde-I stepped in more camel poo!
Duo-maybe you should go and take a shower in the water fall over there……….*points to a fake pond with icky brown water and a small waterfall*
Hilde-good idea Duo! *kisses him on the cheek*
Duo-gross! *makes a face*
Heero-we have to leave, now!
Nueva-bye.
Heero-Hn.
Duo-BYE!
*From the distance* HEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOO!
Quatre-goodbye Miss Nueva, thank you for the camel ride!
Nueva-pas de problème
Trowa-…………………………….
Quatre-*translating* thank you for the good laugh. I love trying to see them struggle with the French.
Nueva-*giggles* je comprends complètement!
All(except Trowa and Nueva) *turn to stare at Trowa* HEY!!!
Duo-can you speak French Trowa?
*From the distance, but slightly closer* HEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOO!
Heero-we have to go, now!
Duo-agreed. BYE!
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Well, that was chapter 4, what did you think? Hehe. This is so much fun to write! Ok, now for the translations…………………………….
Chameau-camel
Chameaux-camels
Bonjour!-hello!
Bienvenue aux parcours des chameaux!-welcome to the camel rides
Voulez vous prendre un tour?-would you like to take a ride?
alors, pourquoi est-ce que vous sont dans un zoo français-then why are you in a french zoo?
voulez vous prendre le tour?-would you like to take a ride?
Oui ou non?-yes or no?
deux dollars par personne-2 dollars per person
Je savai ça.-I knew that.
Vous êtes de l'émission Gundam Wing.-you're from Gundam Wing
Sont vous ici sur un mission?-are you here on a mission?
Duo, tu es premier.-duo, you're first
pas de problème. Merci!-no problem, thankyou.
je comprends complètement!-i understand completely!
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Chapter 4 The Third Batch Of Unlucky Animals
Aria-this is so much fun!
Duo-you're enjoying this way too much.
Wufei-stupid onna.
Heero-Hn.
Trowa-"………………………."
Quatre-*translating* who's the star? Aren't we the main characters?
Aria-ah yes, our guest star. Hehe. For suggesting the wonderful idea of having a camel spit on justice-boy, Nueva Yui Maxwell is appearing LIVE! (well, sorta) Uh, yeah. *random applause* you'll like this part, I promise…………*leaves*
Quatre-she came out of nowhere again.
Duo-she's the author. She's allowed to.
Quatre-oh.
Heero-aren't we in the middle of escaping from Relena?
Duo-yeah, we still have to get rid of Hilde…………..
Hilde-C'mon Duo!!!
*the guys approach another sign, walking quickly, well, following Heero who is walking quickly*
Duo-it says…………..Chomo
*the sign really reads chameau*
Heero-Hn.
Quatre-What's a chomo?
Duo-dunno.
Wufei-Injustice!
Hilde-Oh Duo!!!
Quatre-there's a fenced in area over there, maybe it's the Oz peoples.
Duo-YAY!
Quatre-what was that for?
Duo-dunno.
Wufei-this stinks.
Heero-no kidding. I hate this place.
Wufei-no, I meant this stinks.
Duo-PU! What is that awful smell?
Heero-oh.
Wufei-what are those horse things? They stink.
Quatre-CAMEL RIDES!!!!
*Quatre immediately runs towards a girl who is standing beside a camel that is tied to a fence. The area behind it is worn in a circular pattern. *
Wufei-ANOTHER ONNA? INJUSTICE!
*Duo and Heero stop and gape at the girl who is standing beside the camel. She's wearing the traditional zoo t-shirt, and a pair of worn blue jeans. She had reddish blond hair, and was approximately 5'4". Her eyes were a shade of hazelnut that Duo and Heero seemed to like, a lot…..*
Duo-whoa.
Hilde-What do you mean whoa?
Heero-he means whoa whoa.
Duo-yeah. Whoa.
Hilde-Uck! Stop checking out the zoo chick!
Duo-but she's cute!
Heero-yeah.
Aria-o my. Heero just agreed with Duo. The world is at an end. *leaves*
Quatre-*mumbling* she did it again……….
Wufei-would you two stop gaping and come on the stupid camel ride?
Heero-Hn.
Duo-YA! I wanna go on the horse thingies!
*the guys head over to the girl.*
Nueva-Bonjour! Bienvenue aux parcours des chameaux! Voulez vous prendre un tour?
Duo-*still gaping* wha.............
Nueva-*thinking* tourists..............
Heero-Hn.
Quatre-what he means to say is, we don't speak French.
Nueva-alors, pourquoi est-ce que vous sont dans un zoo français?
Trowa-..............................
Quatre-*translating* it's a long story.
Duo-hey, Q-man, what Trowa just said doesn't make any sense!
Nueva-voulez vous prendre le tour? Oui ou non?
Trowa-...................................
Quatre-*translating* Duo and I do. The one with the braid is Duo.
Nueva-Je savai ça. Vous êtes de l'émission Gundam Wing. Sont vous ici sur un mission?
Heero-did she say mission?
Hilde-Uck, I stepped in camel poo.
Duo-haha.
Nueva-alors, vous voulez le tour?
Trowa-...............................
Quatre-*translating* yeah.
Nueva-deux dollars par personne.
Trowa-*hands Nueva 4 dollars*
Nueva-Duo, tu es premier.
Duo-what?
Trowa-...........................................
Quatre-*translating* Duo, you go first.
Duo-oh. OK!
*duo jumps on the camel, and yells for the whole ride (three circles of the worn out path) when he returns, he gets off, and Quatre gets on, smiling brilliantly for all of his turn*
Trowa-…………………………….
Quatre-*translating* thanks.
Nueva-pas de problème. Merci!
Trowa-...............................
Quatre-*translating* it was fun.
Nueva-*smiles, and starts to tie up the camel, unfortunately, it escapes!*
Trowa-…………………………
Quatre-*translating* grab the camel!
*all 5 guys start chasing the runaway camel*
Wufei-I've almost got it! *grabs the reins*
*~* the force of the camel running pulls Wufei off of his feet, and he is dragged along behind the camel. Eventually Heero and Duo grab it on either side of it's head, where the reins are attatched, and they manage to stop the camel *~*
Wufei-*gets up off the ground* stupid camel.
*the camel turns it's head at Wufei's words and spits. The glob of saliva hits Wufei square in the face*
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Nueva-*with slight French accent* sorry, but you shouldn't have insulted her.
Wufei-it's a woman camel?
Nueva-of course.
Duo-hey, you can speak English.
Nueva-*grins evilly*
Heero-Omae O Korosu!
Duo-no, you can't shoot her! She gave me a camel ride!
Heero-*deathglares Duo* fine. *puts gun away.*
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
*from the distance* HEEERRROOOOO!
Heero-we have to leave. Now.
Hilde-I stepped in more camel poo!
Duo-maybe you should go and take a shower in the water fall over there……….*points to a fake pond with icky brown water and a small waterfall*
Hilde-good idea Duo! *kisses him on the cheek*
Duo-gross! *makes a face*
Heero-we have to leave, now!
Nueva-bye.
Heero-Hn.
Duo-BYE!
*From the distance* HEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOO!
Quatre-goodbye Miss Nueva, thank you for the camel ride!
Nueva-pas de problème
Trowa-…………………………….
Quatre-*translating* thank you for the good laugh. I love trying to see them struggle with the French.
Nueva-*giggles* je comprends complètement!
All(except Trowa and Nueva) *turn to stare at Trowa* HEY!!!
Duo-can you speak French Trowa?
*From the distance, but slightly closer* HEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOO!
Heero-we have to go, now!
Duo-agreed. BYE!
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Well, that was chapter 4, what did you think? Hehe. This is so much fun to write! Ok, now for the translations…………………………….
Chameau-camel
Chameaux-camels
Bonjour!-hello!
Bienvenue aux parcours des chameaux!-welcome to the camel rides
Voulez vous prendre un tour?-would you like to take a ride?
alors, pourquoi est-ce que vous sont dans un zoo français-then why are you in a french zoo?
voulez vous prendre le tour?-would you like to take a ride?
Oui ou non?-yes or no?
deux dollars par personne-2 dollars per person
Je savai ça.-I knew that.
Vous êtes de l'émission Gundam Wing.-you're from Gundam Wing
Sont vous ici sur un mission?-are you here on a mission?
Duo, tu es premier.-duo, you're first
pas de problème. Merci!-no problem, thankyou.
je comprends complètement!-i understand completely!