Hehehehehehehehehe! I don't own gundam wing or anything else, for that matter, and I absolutely *hate* disclaimers. Ugh. They remind you of something that you don't need to be reminded of…
Warnings-eventual bad (very very bad) use of language
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The Fourth Batch Of Unlucky Animals
Heero-what is it this time?
Aria-heh. You do *not* want to know.
Duo-wanna bet?
Aria-well, let's just say it's time for something cute and fuzzy! *laughs histerically*
Quatre-yay! Cute and fuzzy!
Aria-ok, let's get on with this…
From the distance-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOO!
Aria-definitely time to get on with this.
Heero-Omae O Korosu.
Aria-whatever. *leaves*
Duo-so, where are these animals?
*~* the gundam pilots walk for a bit, and come to a sign that says: Afrique*~*
Quatre-afrikwe? What kind of a name is that?
Duo-dunno.
Heero-keep walking.
Duo-wow! Look, another fenced in area!
Wufei-the sign says 'lion'! finally, something I can understand!
*~* heero and Duo exchange a glance *~*
Duo-lions?
Heero-I think that's what he said.
From the distance-HEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOO!
Quatre-now Heero, you can't let the lions eat Relena.
Heero-*glances at Quatre* why not?
Quatre-because wouldn't it be much more fun to torture her first?
Duo-*Eyes widen* Quatre, I never knew you could think that way!
Quatre-*smiles politely* what way Duo? *walks off to join Trowa further ahead.*
Duo-whoa. That was weird.
Heero-Hn. We have to keep walking.
*~* the guys decide to continue, as the lions seem to be nowhere in sight, even though Trowa is with the group. They pass the fenced in area, and come to another cage, a smaller one this time.*~*
Quatre-I wonder what's in there…
Duo-something small I bet!
Quatre- and small means fuzzy!
Duo-YAY!
Quatre-oooo, look, koalas!!!
Duo-oh, they're sooo cute!
From the distance-HEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOO!
Heero-*grabs duo* c'mon we've got to go!
*~*Duo follows Heero reluctantly, while Quatre stays behind, hiding in the shadows of the trees beside the koala cage. *~*
Quatre-now, to get inside…
Lindsay-would you like to go in?
Quatre-*jumps* huh? Who are you?
*~* the girl beside him, the one who came up with the idea for koalas and tea, is Lindsay. She has bright green eyes, and dirty blond hair. She looks to be about the same age as the gundam pilots. There's a mischievous grin on her face*~*
Lindsay-I'm Lindsay. I'm the keeper of the koalas.
Quatre-but you speak English…
Lindsay-oui, mais je parle français aussi.
Quatre-huh?
Lindsay-I speak French as well.
Quatre-oh.
Lindsay-so, do you want to meet the koalas?
Quatre-yay! Koalas!
Lindsay-*pulls key out of pocket* ok, here you go! *opens the door for the blond.*
*~*A few minutes later, the other four pilots come hurrying back calling Quatre's name. They find him in the cage with the koalas, apparently involved in a one sided conversation about tea. And, the koalas each have a miniature cup, identical to the regular sized one Quatre was holding in his hand.*~*
Aria-*snaps picture* oh, so kawaii! *leaves*
Duo-c'mon Quatre, Relena and Hilde are going to catch up!
Quatre-huh? Oh, hi guys! I'll be out in a sec…
*~* in a few minutes, the blond Arabian is out of the cage and is following a rather hurried Heero away from the koalas.
Quatre-bye bye!!
*after walking for a bit, the boys come to another sign*
Duo-hey, it says "arctikwe!"
*~*They walk for another minute and come to another fenced in area, this one with ice and snow and water, and all that other arctic stuff.*~*
*~*The next exhibit is the *grins sheepishly* reason for the raising of the rating. Heh. The arctic exhibit. For those of you that know French, you can probably guess at what animal is going to be in there…This is the only part with bad language so far, so if you're under thirteen, you're probably going to be reading this anyway, but if you don't want to hear the bad words, then just skip this part. I won't include anymore animals till the next chapter, not to worry, and I won't put any of the *ahem* plot *various snickers* very funny. Ok, well, on with the hehe arctic…*~*
*~*if you're still reading this, I suggest you stop *now* right now. *~*
*~* if you are still reading this I can guarantee you that I am in no way responsible for what goes through your heads, and you can't say I didn't warn you. THIS GETS UGLY!!! BAD USE OF LANGUAGE!! I suggest you look up the French word for seal *before* you read this.(and for those of you that are too lazy it is "PHOQUE" there, it's said. That is the French word for seal you have been warned.) Please stop now!!! *~*
*~* if you're still reading, it's not my fault. I warned you lots of times. You have no right to flame me for this section of the fic. Thank you. *~*
Quatre-oh, look another sign! *reads the word in his head, and blushes a deep shade of red.*
Duo-well, what's it say Q-man?
Quatre-it says…
Duo-just say it, we won't laugh…
Quatre-fuck.
All except Quatre-WHAT?!?!?!?!
Quatre-nonono! That's what the sign says…
Duo-*glances over the blond's shoulder* he's right. It does say fuck.
Trowa-"….."
Quatre-*translating* it probably does. But it probably doesn't mean that type of…well you know.
Heero-hn.
Wufei-he's saying it's another type of animal baka. How do you spell it?
Duo- I - T.
Wufei-what?
Duo-you asked me how to spell *it*, so I spelt *it* … I – T
Wufei-no, you baka! Spell…
Duo-spell what Wufei?
Wufei-*turns a lovely shade of crimson and mutters something*
Duo-sorry Wuman, I didn't catch that.
Wufei-*mumbles something again*
Duo-you're gonna have to speak up a bit wooffie, I can't hear you.
Wufei-it's Wufei. And I asked you to spell fuck!
Duo-alright. F – U – C – K
Wufei-*now turning red with anger* NOT THAT !@#$%^&*, THE OTHER !@#$%^&!!!
Duo-OH. Ok, P – H – O – Q – U – E
Wufei-*sighs* there we go.
Heero-Duo
Duo-yeah?
Heero-what's a fuck?
Duo-*grins mischievously* you really want me to show you?
Heero-not like that you baka. The animal.
Duo-oh. Um, probably whatever's in there… *points to the caged in area…*
*~* nobody notices that Trowa has gone into a corner and is laughing his head off. Tears of laughter are streaming down his face. Ok, I now pass around a box of tissues and remind everyone that breathing is a good thing, and to forget it while laughing is a bad thing. Thank you. *~*
*Heero notices something gray swimming in the water.*
Duo-hey, what's that thing?
Heero-it's a … seal…
Duo- a seal? We got all upset over that word because of a seal?
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Aria-hehe…that was…hehehe…the funniest thing…hehehe…to watch…oh Wufei, you're face….it went to red!!!
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ok, breathe….yeah, I know that was bad. And it was an excessive use of a certain word, but hey. *whew*. Alright, maybe it wasn't that funny….na, it wasn't funny at all. But hey, I tried. If you got a laugh out of it, then let me know…either review or email are welcome at duos_only_chick@hotmail.com
Aria
Translations-everything in this fic was pretty much accounted for. Um,
Afrique- Africa.
Arctique- Arctica
Phoque-(we've been through this already) seal.