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Beaner-Bop

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A/N: I feel special! I got a ton of reviews for my first chapter *sniff* if I'm right, the main reason is because of B*tch Slap! But you know what? I don't give a damn! LoL! I'm sick today so if this isn't very good, blame it on germs!

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Disclaimer: Did you know that I don't care about this damn thing?

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Chapter Two: Let's go Shopping!

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Gohan sighed as he saw everyone just looking at him. He looked over at his father and put his hand out. "Hi dad! How are you doing?" Goku shook it still looking at teenage Gohan. He looked back to his 'younger' son and then back to Gohan. Bulma was of course the one to break the silence once the shock started to wear off.

"What do you mean?! How can you be Gohan? That'd be like you traveled into the past!" She said. She looked back at Mirai Trunks who she just remembered wasn't from their time. She looked at Gohan and then back to the smaller version of him. "Okay…I'm confused…" Gohan sighed and grabbed Videl's hand, pulling her up. She wiped the dust off of her white shirt and black shorts and looked over at Gohan, looking a little scared.

"Gohan? Um…" Chibi Gohan walked up and looked at Gohan and then hit his forehead and laughed a little.

"So you're me, or not?" Since Gohan already knew he was born in this time, unlike Trunks, he figured that it was okay he told them who he really was.

"Yeah actually…" He looked over at his dad.

"Why don't you see if his ki feels like mine dad? I can't actually feel my own so… Hey! I can't feel yours! You really are me!" M. Gohan laughed nervously and put his arm behind his head and laughed a little. Unconsciously showing everyone there that he wasn't lying, mainly because only Son's ever seemed to use that gesture…

Videl hit him in the back of his head, bringing his attention back over to her. He looked at her confused and then caught on.

"Oh, heh heh, sorry Videl… Everyone," He listed everyone, also to many names for me to check whether or not I'm spelling them right, "Everyone, Videl." Videl blushed a little bit and nodded her head at all of them.

"Hi…" After that was done, the ground shook, and T. Gohan looked a little sheepish.

"So um…who's hungry?"

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Videl was slowly getting used to how Gohan ate at school but now? Seeing Mirai, Chibi Gohan, T. Gohan, Vegeta, and Goku eat, she had to start all over again. They eat… a lot… Not exactly knowing what to say she just grabbed her meal and started to eat. She turned around to look at Chichi when she asked her something.

"Hmm? What did you say?" Chichi smiled at her kindly.

"I asked 'How do you know Gohan?'." Videl nodded her head in understanding.

"We go to school together. You know, Orange Star High school? I think it's called that here…" Chichi nodded her head yes.

"Yeah, OSH is here! I believe Bulma went there actually… So my little Gohan is going to go there for high school?" Both Gohan's choked on their food. Chibi Gohan didn't really do much after that but the others were sort of shocked when the others ones did.

"Mom! I'm not that little when I'm twelve! Come on!" She raised an eyebrow at him.

"Are you?"
"I don't know." He smirked a little showing everyone there that he probably hanged around Vegeta from time to time, "I do however know that I recently hit saiya-jin puberty a while after I hit human puberty, and you know what? It is a pain in the ass! I'm going to go spar now? Love ya mom! Bye!" He turned around, leaving the room and a few shocked people behind. The only person who wasn't to affected by it was Videl, having seen it from time to time.

"Waitasec… saiya-jin puberty?! What's that?!" People in the room sweat dropped. Videl growled under her breath that she was going to kill him and followed him outside.

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Videl sat down by Gohan and they stayed quiet for a few moments. Getting tired of not really listening to anything, Videl tried to start a conversation.

"What was with all of that puberty crap back there?" She asked. Gohan laughed in response. He shrugged and sat up.

"I guess I just wanted to see how they'd react." He looked like he was thinking about something and then looked back at Videl, "Videl? You're going to have to listen carefully to what I tell you. You don't and their future is going to be screwed up." Videl nodded her head at him, telling him to go on, "Alright, never mention your last name and don't mention your father, don't get pissed if Vegeta calls you a weakling, you'll just be causing more trouble than need be!" Videl looked like she was going to object to the last part but Gohan shook his head no, "Videl, I know that you're a great fighter and all, but we need to figure out a way to get back! Not a way to cause more trouble than what has already happened?" Videl understood what he was talking about but didn't want to look as though she'd give up so she settled for looking like she was ignoring him.

Gohan luckily didn't notice. "Also, don't try to get noticed to much? That will be even more hell…" Videl listened a little and then put her hand up.

"Gohan tell me what I can do. I'm sure it's a smaller list!" Gohan started listing things that she could do and Videl rolled her eyes. She stopped him for the moment and picked at a piece of grass. She looked back over to him quickly.

"Gohan?"

"Hmm?"

"How are we going to get out of here?"

Gohan was quiet for a moment and then looked over at her. "I think a good idea would be to ask Bulma but I don't want to put to much on her shoulders…oh yeah! Here's another biggie! Don't mention Trunks! He's not born yet, and if you don't, it'll be like you're be forcing them to get together and all of that…" Videl nodded her head.

"All right, that makes sense. Hey, why can't they know my last name?" Gohan looked at her silently and resumed to looking at the sky.

"It'll mess things up. Well, it'll mostly mess mine up, considering I'm the first to meet you and all you know…" Videl nodded her head in understanding. She sighed and looked down at her clothes, eyes widening.

"I have no extra clothes…" Gohan looked at her.

"Don't tell Bulma or my mom." She looked confused.

"If I can't tell them, how am I going to get new clothes?" Gohan looked at her sympathetically and nodded his head.

"You are in a rut." Videl sighed.

"So…Why can't I ask your mom or Bulma?" Gohan snorted.

"Their nuts…"

"What?"

"Their nuts. You tell them that you need to go get clothes, they'll go and get clothes and clothes and clothes…and then some shoes and then more clothes and then shoes again…" Videl laughed at him and hit him in the shoulder.

"Oh come on! I'm sure they're not that bad! In fact, I'm going to ask them right now!" Before Videl could get up, Gohan was able to grab her wrist and stop her.

"Don't say I didn't warn you!"

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Videl was currently wondering why she didn't listen to Gohan. I mean, he's so friggin' smart! She was now paying the consequences. Bulma and Chichi were pulling her into every single shop and then grabbing some stuff, then leave, and then go into more! It was getting extremely exhausting! Since she didn't want to drown in a pool of self-pity over such a stupid thing, she decided to have some…fun. She was able to get Chichi and Bulma's attention away from the shoes for a moment.

"You know…Gohan needs clothes too…"

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Gohan was talking to his younger self about…things. It was kind of strange talking to himself, but at least who knew he couldn't go insane, he joked to himself, mainly because he already thinks that he was all his life.

That was when he felt his cell go off. He grabbed it and pulled it up to his ear. Chibi Gohan quieted down, remembering the rule 'Don't talk when others are on the phone.' He saw 'himself' glare into space and then said some interesting *cough* curses *cough* comments to the person on the other side. What was said you ask?

Gohan and Videl's Conversation

Hello? Son Gohan speaking?

You should be careful, who knows who might be calling you?

Haha, what's up Videl?

Nothing… I was wondering…

Hmmm?

You want to join me here?

In the torture chambers? Not likely.

Oh come on! Its… fun!

Fun isn't how'd I'd describe shopping with my mom and her best friend.

Party pooper!

Party pooper my ass! I'm gonna live!

Coward!

Better a coward than a fake hero!

Huh?

Nothing.

O…So when are you coming?

How about…hmmm…never.

Haha, you're coming.

Haha, am not.

Haha, yes you are!

Haha, no I'm not!

Haha, yes!

Haha, no!

Yes!

No!

Yes!

No!

Let's stop acting like children…

Yes, lets!
You said yes! You're coming!
What? No I didn't!

Yes you did! Admit it!
NO!
You said yes! Get your butt over here this instant!

NO!

Why not?

Because I don't want to go shopping with my mom and Bulma!

Oh come on, their not that bad!

Do you know that you suck at lying over the phone?

I'm not lying!!

Yes you are! Admit it! Admit it!

You sound like a girl.

I'm imitating you.

Grrr…

Guess I'm not going then!

Oh yes you are! If you don't get your butt down here than…

Than what?

…when we get back the school knows you can fly!

Who'll believe that nerd brain, Son Gohan can fly?

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Thought so.

Please Gohan? I didn't know that you were right!

Videl? What are you doing?

I would really like it if you come Gohan…

Videl, stop…

Please? For me?

Alright!

THANK YOU!

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Videl hang up the phone with a look of triumph written all over her face, and she was grinning happily about her newest 'defeat'.

Walking outside, Chichi and Bulma asked if she got him to come. Saying yes, they started looking at clothes for Gohan to wear.

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Gohan looked at the cell in his hand and then over to his younger self who was just looking up at him confused.

"I've been suckered. DAMMIT! Aw, hell! How the fu-" He looked over to his younger self who cocked an eyebrow at him. He growled under his breath. "I can't believe I've got to be a 'good example', for myself!" He hit his forehead with his hand and waved at Chibi Gohan.

"I'm going to die now! Nice meeting you!" The other Gohan waved at him and walked home. When his father asked where the other Gohan was, the chibi one just answered, "He went shopping." Even though he didn't hear a part of the whole conversation.

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A/N: I got a chapter of this AND B*tch Slap out today! Aren't you proud of me?? I'm sick to! *sniffle* Anyway…

I'm more than likely getting the years mixed up! I KNOW that! But it is really hard to figure the years out if you haven't seen that certain part of the anime for a while after all! Ugh! I feel so frickin' hot it isn't funny!

I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!

Sorry…had to do that… lol! Bye! REVIEW PLEASE!