Umm…Oops?
Beaner-Bop
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A/N: I'm all better now! YAY! Lol!
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Disclaimer: *sleeps*
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Chapter Three: Love and War
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Gohan glared at Videl who was grinning and looking happy as though her life depended on it. She's enjoying this too much… He thought silently. Videl looked over at him and smirked, showing she did think she had a victory.
What she wasn't prepared for was for Gohan to smirk the exact same way back at her. He mouthed over 'Just wait!'. Videl stuck her tongue out at him and rolled her eyes. She went over and grabbed a shirt with only one word on it which was -Bitch-. She turned around and twirled around in it for Gohan, the bright pink word stuck out on the black material.
"It matches your personality!" Gohan said. Videl stuck her tongue out at him again and grabbed his wrist. She pulled him over to where Bulma and Chichi were. They were in another store looking at men's clothes.
"I brought back the dummy!" Videl declared. Gohan grinned sarcastically at her but the look was lost when Bulma and Chichi started throwing shirts and pants by the dozen at him. Always telling him to try them on in the dressing room, then they would take it back, saying they didn't like the color or the shade or something, before he even got close to the dressing room. Videl was standing there, hands on her hips, smirking at him the whole time. That was when he remembered a fine little detail that Videl seemed to have forgotten.
"You know, Videl needs clothes too."
Videl swallowed as the two women looked at her. She looked at Gohan, who was currently running into the dressing rooms, realizing there was no escaping them.
"Ummm…"
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Gohan was extremely happy when they got out of the mall. He couldn't complain about all the noise and smells to much because Videl was there and yet had to learn of his heritage that was more than likely going to pop out here sooner or later if he was right…
He was, he knew it, considering the fact that she had met his father, Vegeta, and had met Piccolo. She hadn't commented on it yet…
He also didn't want to say she 'didn't notice' his green color, because even if she didn't, she'd notice sooner or later. Or not at all but considering Gohan's luck…
He put on the black wife beater on and a pair of jeans that had a white stripe over the knee. He looked in the mirror but didn't like it too much. He didn't want to look like Sharpner… Especially around Videl! He hit his head. Man, I'm turning into such a corny sap{1} he thought silently to himself. He walked out the door just when he saw Videl getting shoved into the one right by him.
"Well?" He asked, getting the attention of the ladies who were talking about the two of them getting together. It wasn't new talk to him, but he still blushed about it all the time… Pulling their attention over to him, they complimented him a lot and told him to go try on some of the other clothes. Bulma's eyes lighted up just when he walked inside. What that basically means, was that he didn't catch it, at all. She turned to Chichi who did catch it.
"The ball! That weird ball that we're having at CC!" She was starting to jump up and down a little. Chichi looked at her confused.
"What? What are you talking about Bulma?"
"The ball! Chi, I want them there! That would be great! If they get there we can get them all dressed up and-" Chichi caught on quickly.
"Ooo! We're going to get a lot more things then won't we?" She said. She turned to Videl who just walked out. She was wearing a purple spaghetti string tank top and was wearing her usual black shorts.
"What do you think?" She said. Chichi pointed back at the door.
"Put on the other pants."
"But-"
"Put 'em on!"
"But-"
"NO BUTS! Put them on dear."
"Um…okay…"
She went back inside and grabbed a black pair of jeans that had little butterflies and flowers beaded in with blue, yellow, and pink beads. When she came back out, both said it looked great and that she was getting it.
After both Gohan and Videl had tried on about fifty different pairs of clothes, they were dragged into a Bridal Shop, much to their surprise.
"Um…Why are we going in here Bulma?" Gohan asked.
"To get you a tux{2}!"
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The kids waited and waited for Gohan and Videl to come out. They were starting to get worried though…it had been about six minutes.
Bulma looked at all of their expressions and rolled her eyes.
It had been six minutes! Come on!
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"A what? No, no, no, and NO!" Videl said, "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING TO ONE OF THOSE!" Both women looked at her. Bulma looked speechless and Chichi looked like she wanted to cry…from HAPPINESS?!?!
"She will be able to take of my baby! WAH!!!!!!" She cried. Both Bulma and Videl looked at her strangely but shrugged, or at least Bulma did.
"Ex-excuse me?! Take care of you- WHAT?!" Chichi sobered up and brought her index finger by her face. He eyes were closed making her seem very professional.
"I said, 'She will be able to take care of my baby! WAH!!!!!!'. Why?" Videl looked at her strangely, not exactly knowing what to say.
"Okay…gotcha…"
"Don't mind her when she's like that…" Bulma said. She looked at Videl seriously though, "That and you will be going to the ball!" Videl nodded her head 'no' furiously. There was no way she was going there without a fight.
"No way!"
Is it a bad thing that Bulma knows how to retaliate these things?
"No and you getting back to your future is prolonged!" Videl looked at the woman, mouth agape slighty. She just bribed her! Videl Satan!
"W-What? You bribed me into going to this thing?" Bulma nodded her head no.
"It's not exactly bribing dear. It's black mailing."
Videl was starting to feel the pain that she inflicted on Gohan easier. Was getting black mailed really this…stressing? Videl let out a breath. A sure sign of surrender was basically a melancholy{3} sigh. She knew they had heard it.
"Fine…I'll go to this damn thing…but I won't like it!
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A/N: I AM SO FRIGGIN SORRY! Man! This chapter is short! I know! I'm sorry :'( I wanted to make it longer, but I was hit with a big hit of Writer's Block when I already had it when I updated B*tch Slap! I'm sorry it's short! *sniffle*
{1} - Have you ever heard of corn syrup? I think I have…
{2} - Gohan can't get away from tuxes in my stories, can he?
{3} - melancholy basically means your sad, depressed…etc……I love saying that… mel-an-call-ee