Sherpock-you're finally writing again.
Aria-be quiet muse. For those of you that were wondering, sherpock is my muse. Along with the characters from the fic. They're helping me to get this finished.
Duo-YAY!
Aria-well, to a certain extent.
Sherpock-enough talk, get writing.
Aria-shouldn't you be saying `elementary'?
Sherpock-the name is sherpock, not Sherlock.
Aria-he's a version of Sherlock Holmes. I wasn't going to ask where he came from.
Sherpock-the probability lies in the direction of your imagination.
Aria-whatever. On with the fic. By the way, I don't own gundam wing.
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Chapter 7
The Fifth Batch Of Unlucky Animals
Duo-*laughing* we're in a cave!
*from the distance* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOO!
Heero-ok, everyone into position...
Relena-*enters the cave* HEEEEEROOO I found your contact?
Heero-WHAT? THE OSTRITCH SWALLOWED IT!!!!
Duo-SHHHHHHH!!!
Relena-I can hear you Heero! You're in the corner. What are you doing in the dark! Come out with me! *heads over to Heero, who is quite conveniently standing beside a sign which reads `araignée'*
Heero-*very sarcastically* oh look, a sign
Relena-let me read it for you Heeeero
Heero-Hn.
Wufei-*muttering* weak onna
Relena-um...araye-g-knee
Heero-*grins manically* look in the cage Relena
Relena-ICK!! It's a spider!!!
Heero-yes, and it's going to eat you.
Relena-silly Heero, it's behind the glass.
Heero-that's what guns are for. *pulls out his gun and shoots the glass. It shatters, and the spider heads towards Relena. Why her? Because it sensed her fear, and because I, the author, told it to*
Relena-*Runs away screaming, spiders in her hair* EWWW
Heero-hn.
Hilde-Duo?
Duo-plan B, hurry!
Hilde-DUO!!!
Duo-over here, erm, *whispering* do I really have to say it?
Heero-yes.
Duo-*pouting* Hilde-babe.
Hilde-oh, *there* you are Duo! I've been looking everywhere for you!
Duo-you smell funny
Hilde-but I just had a shower!
Duo-*makes a face*
Quatre-*snickers*
Trowa-"..."
Quatre-*translating* the plan...
Duo-oh yeah. Hilde, um, babe, I lost my *black* bobby pin in the bat cave, somewhere towards the back, can you um, get it for me??
Hilde-what were you doing in the back of the cave?
Duo-*thinking quickly* um, one of the bats was jealous, and they uh, stole it. And they put it in the very back where I wouldn't be able to reach it... *thinking* she'd better buy that...
Hilde-oh...ok...*heads into the bat cave*
Duo-YES!
Hilde-what was that duo?
Duo-um, nothing.
Heero-plan c, move now.
*all 5 pilots leave the caves, not noticing Wufei having a conversation with the snake towards the exit. He gets left behind.*
Wufei-so, as you can see, mr snake, I am by far a superior species, and you are weak...
*Wufei rambles on for a few more minutes, before the snake starts to get pissed off.*
Wufei-blah blah blah justice blah blah blah weak blah blah blah onna snake blah blah blah
Snake-we are not sssssssstupid like you humansssssssss
Wufei-ACK! The snake talked!
Snake-duh. We are ssssssuperior to you. It isssss you who are weak...
Wufei-*sobs* it's true! I am not worthy to be a gundam pilot!!!
Hilde-whatcha doin' Wufei, and where are the others?
Wufei-YOU!
Hilde-yes me, I couldn't find duo's bobby pin, so I figured he'd find another one somewhere.
Wufei-oh. Um...
Hilde-are you crying?
Wufei-No...
Hilde-yes you are!
Wufei-am not.
Hilde-are to
Wufei-am not
Hilde-are to
Wufei-am not
Hilde-are tooooooo
Wufei-I admit. I am weak. I heard a snake talking to me.
Hilde-snake? I don't like snakes...*panic in her voice*
Wufei-oh, reeeeeeeeeeeally...
Hilde-they totally friek me out. Are there any in this zoo?
Wufei-um, no?
Hilde-oh good, because...
Wufei-*ignoring Hilde, and talking to the snake with his mind, telling him how to get out of the cage so he can eat Hilde*
*when Duo comes back to find Wufei, Hilde is nowhere to be seen, but there is a very large snake in the cage.*
Duo-where's hilde?
Wufei-Mr. Snake ate her.
Duo-WHAT!?!?!?!?
Wufei-I thought you of all people would be happy Maxwell.
Duo-Mr. Snake? Wufei, you've lost it. But if Hilde's really gone....
Wufei- don't look at me like that Maxwell. I am not a delicacy.
Duo-darn.
*the two head out of the cave, in search of some food and the other pilots*
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one down, one to go...you'll never guess how Relena is going to die...heh heh heh. Although, it would be nice to know if you have a guess. Leave a review, or an email!
Ok, I realize this chapter wasn't as funny as the rest, but I'm not really in the mood for this right now. I guarantee you that the next two are going to be absolutely hilarious. Goats and food. Heh. Fun fun.
Aria
Email at [1]duos_only_chick@hotmail.com or [2]duet_22@hotmail.com
Translations-
Araignée-spider
References
1. mailto:duos_only_chick@hotmail.com
2. mailto:duet_22@hotmail.com
Aria-be quiet muse. For those of you that were wondering, sherpock is my muse. Along with the characters from the fic. They're helping me to get this finished.
Duo-YAY!
Aria-well, to a certain extent.
Sherpock-enough talk, get writing.
Aria-shouldn't you be saying `elementary'?
Sherpock-the name is sherpock, not Sherlock.
Aria-he's a version of Sherlock Holmes. I wasn't going to ask where he came from.
Sherpock-the probability lies in the direction of your imagination.
Aria-whatever. On with the fic. By the way, I don't own gundam wing.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter 7
The Fifth Batch Of Unlucky Animals
Duo-*laughing* we're in a cave!
*from the distance* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOO!
Heero-ok, everyone into position...
Relena-*enters the cave* HEEEEEROOO I found your contact?
Heero-WHAT? THE OSTRITCH SWALLOWED IT!!!!
Duo-SHHHHHHH!!!
Relena-I can hear you Heero! You're in the corner. What are you doing in the dark! Come out with me! *heads over to Heero, who is quite conveniently standing beside a sign which reads `araignée'*
Heero-*very sarcastically* oh look, a sign
Relena-let me read it for you Heeeero
Heero-Hn.
Wufei-*muttering* weak onna
Relena-um...araye-g-knee
Heero-*grins manically* look in the cage Relena
Relena-ICK!! It's a spider!!!
Heero-yes, and it's going to eat you.
Relena-silly Heero, it's behind the glass.
Heero-that's what guns are for. *pulls out his gun and shoots the glass. It shatters, and the spider heads towards Relena. Why her? Because it sensed her fear, and because I, the author, told it to*
Relena-*Runs away screaming, spiders in her hair* EWWW
Heero-hn.
Hilde-Duo?
Duo-plan B, hurry!
Hilde-DUO!!!
Duo-over here, erm, *whispering* do I really have to say it?
Heero-yes.
Duo-*pouting* Hilde-babe.
Hilde-oh, *there* you are Duo! I've been looking everywhere for you!
Duo-you smell funny
Hilde-but I just had a shower!
Duo-*makes a face*
Quatre-*snickers*
Trowa-"..."
Quatre-*translating* the plan...
Duo-oh yeah. Hilde, um, babe, I lost my *black* bobby pin in the bat cave, somewhere towards the back, can you um, get it for me??
Hilde-what were you doing in the back of the cave?
Duo-*thinking quickly* um, one of the bats was jealous, and they uh, stole it. And they put it in the very back where I wouldn't be able to reach it... *thinking* she'd better buy that...
Hilde-oh...ok...*heads into the bat cave*
Duo-YES!
Hilde-what was that duo?
Duo-um, nothing.
Heero-plan c, move now.
*all 5 pilots leave the caves, not noticing Wufei having a conversation with the snake towards the exit. He gets left behind.*
Wufei-so, as you can see, mr snake, I am by far a superior species, and you are weak...
*Wufei rambles on for a few more minutes, before the snake starts to get pissed off.*
Wufei-blah blah blah justice blah blah blah weak blah blah blah onna snake blah blah blah
Snake-we are not sssssssstupid like you humansssssssss
Wufei-ACK! The snake talked!
Snake-duh. We are ssssssuperior to you. It isssss you who are weak...
Wufei-*sobs* it's true! I am not worthy to be a gundam pilot!!!
Hilde-whatcha doin' Wufei, and where are the others?
Wufei-YOU!
Hilde-yes me, I couldn't find duo's bobby pin, so I figured he'd find another one somewhere.
Wufei-oh. Um...
Hilde-are you crying?
Wufei-No...
Hilde-yes you are!
Wufei-am not.
Hilde-are to
Wufei-am not
Hilde-are to
Wufei-am not
Hilde-are tooooooo
Wufei-I admit. I am weak. I heard a snake talking to me.
Hilde-snake? I don't like snakes...*panic in her voice*
Wufei-oh, reeeeeeeeeeeally...
Hilde-they totally friek me out. Are there any in this zoo?
Wufei-um, no?
Hilde-oh good, because...
Wufei-*ignoring Hilde, and talking to the snake with his mind, telling him how to get out of the cage so he can eat Hilde*
*when Duo comes back to find Wufei, Hilde is nowhere to be seen, but there is a very large snake in the cage.*
Duo-where's hilde?
Wufei-Mr. Snake ate her.
Duo-WHAT!?!?!?!?
Wufei-I thought you of all people would be happy Maxwell.
Duo-Mr. Snake? Wufei, you've lost it. But if Hilde's really gone....
Wufei- don't look at me like that Maxwell. I am not a delicacy.
Duo-darn.
*the two head out of the cave, in search of some food and the other pilots*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*
one down, one to go...you'll never guess how Relena is going to die...heh heh heh. Although, it would be nice to know if you have a guess. Leave a review, or an email!
Ok, I realize this chapter wasn't as funny as the rest, but I'm not really in the mood for this right now. I guarantee you that the next two are going to be absolutely hilarious. Goats and food. Heh. Fun fun.
Aria
Email at [1]duos_only_chick@hotmail.com or [2]duet_22@hotmail.com
Translations-
Araignée-spider
References
1. mailto:duos_only_chick@hotmail.com
2. mailto:duet_22@hotmail.com