Last time, the Sensational Sisters were teleported to the Star Wars universe! What strange things will happen to them there?
NOTE: This chapter does contain some Star Wars: Episode I and II spoilers, so be forewarned.
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The three girls suddenly appeared in a large, well-lit blue room. The room had a small hallway leading out of it on one side.
"Where are we?" Violet asked.
"I'm not sure," Daisy said. "But this place really looks weird…."
"Like, our clothes! They changed!" Lily shouted. She was right. The girls' modern t-shirts and denim skirts had been replaced by outfits similar to those worn by Queen Amidala's handmaidens.
"Wow," Violet said. "At least we'll fit in."
Just then, a man in a black cloak rushed at the girls. He had numerous horns sticking out of his head, and his face was painted red and black.
"Aaah!" Lily screamed. "It's Darth Maul!"
Darth Maul took out his two-sided lightsabre and pressed the button. The two red blades of light came extended from the sides of what was once a small grey stick. He ran at Daisy and swung at her with his lightsabre.
"Dewgong, go!" Daisy screamed, pulling out one of her Pokéballs and tossing it at Darth Maul. The Pokéball hit the Sith Lord in the head, then fell to the ground. The Pokéball opened and a large white seal Pokémon appeared in front of Darth Maul.
"Dewgong gong gong!" the Pokémon shouted.
"What the heck is that thing?" Darth Maul said. Lily gasped.
"Wow, you don't usually talk!" Lily said in amazement. "So, are you impressed? You'd better be, because Dewgong's going to kick your-"
Violet put her hand over Lily's mouth again.
"Like, don't make him mad," Violet warned. "He looks like he could spaz out at any time, you know?"
Lily pushed Violet's hand away.
"Maybe you're right," Lily said. "Like, Darth Maul is a total spaz."
Darth Maul pointed one of the lightsabre blades at Dewgong.
"Whatever it is, it's going to die," Darth Maul said.
"Dewgong, use Ice Beam!" Daisy commanded. Dewgong shot a large blue beam out of its horn, completely encasing Darth Maul's lightsabre arm in ice.
"Yeah!" Lily cheered. "Take that, you meanie!"
Darth Maul's lightsabre melted the ice.
"Oh crap," Daisy said.
"Now I'm mad!" Darth Maul yelled.
"Like, you're being so out-of-character right now," Lily said.
Darth Maul turned toward Lily.
"Maybe I should kill you instead," Darth Maul said.
"Leave my little sister alone!" Daisy yelled. "Dewgong, Tackle him!"
"Dewgong gong gong!" Dewgong yelled, flopping at Darth Maul and hitting him in the back. Darth Maul fell to the ground, and the seal Pokémon sat on top of him.
"Get off of me, you pile of blubber!" Darth Maul yelled.
"No way," Violet said.
"Like, we captured Darth Maul!" Lily said. "This is totally cool!"
"I heard noises from over here!" called a male voice with a slight accent. Footsteps could be heard coming from the hallway. Two people, a man and a small boy, rushed into the room. The man and boy were both wearing the same outfit, a tan colored Jedi tunic with a dark brown belt across their waists. They both had the same hairstyle: short, buzzcutted, with a small ponytail in the back.
"Who are you?" the man said. He looked at the center of the room and saw Dewgong, still sitting atop an angry looking Darth Maul. "What's going on here?"
"Like, Obi-Wan Kenobi!" Daisy yelled, running over to the man and hugging him. "You are like, such a total hunk!"
"Uh, would you please get off of me?" Obi-Wan said, gently pushing Daisy away. "Wait a second… isn't that Darth Maul?"
"Yeah," Lily said. "He tried to kill us!"
"I thought I killed Darth Maul!" Obi-Wan said.
"Who are you girls?" the small boy asked. "And how did you know Obi-Wan's name?"
"Uh, well… you see…" Violet stammered.
"We're friends of the queen!" Lily said. "You're Anakin, aren't you?"
"Yeah," the small boy said. "My name's Anakin Skywalker. So… you girls are friends of the queen?"
"Uh-huh," Daisy said. "Like, we're three of her handmaidens."
"Would someone get this fat animal off of me?" Darth Maul yelled.
"Darth Maul!" Obi-Wan said. "We have to kill him!"
Obi-Wan took out his lightsabre and pressed the button. He pointed the glowing blade at Darth Maul's head.
"Hold on," Daisy said. "Maybe you don't have to kill him. You could like, put him in jail or something…"
"Are you joking?" Obi-Wan said. "He could escape and kill us all!"
"I wonder how Darth Maul came back to life," Anakin said.
"Oooh! I know! Maybe that Jimbob guy brought him back to kill us," Lily said.
"Jimbob? Who's Jimbob?" Obi-Wan asked.
"Uh… nobody," Lily said.
"Well, I guess we could put Darth Maul in jail," Obi-Wan said.
"Okay!" Daisy said. "Dewgong, return!"
A red beam shot out of Daisy's Pokéball and absorbed Dewgong into it. Darth Maul slowly rose to his feet.
"Mwahaha!" Darth Maul laughed. "That was a fatal mistake! Now you shall all… all…."
Darth Maul collapsed onto the ground. He was unconscious.
"I guess Dewgong's weight knocked him out," Violet said. Obi-Wan picked up Darth Maul and slung him over his shoulder.
"Guess we'll take him to the chancellor," Obi-Wan said.
"The chancellor?" Lily said. "Wait, where are we?"
"We're on Coruscant," Obi-Wan said. "Don't you know that?"
"Uh, oh yeah, we're on Coruscant!" Daisy said. "Silly me, I forgot."
"How could you forget what planet you're on?" Obi-Wan said.
"You girls are funny," Anakin said.
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Supreme Chancellor Palpatine sat at his desk.
"Well, this certainly has been a boring day," the chancellor said. "But soon, I shall have complete control of the Republic!"
The evil chancellor laughed. The door to his office opened, and the strange cavalcade of Daisy, Violet, Lily, Anakin, and Obi-Wan, still carrying the unconscious Darth Maul, walked into the room.
"Oh my," Palpatine said. "What have we here?"
"We captured Darth Maul!" Lily said. "Like, you gotta put him in jail!"
"Jail?" Palapatine said. "Darth Maul? I thought he was dead!"
"It seems that he somehow survived being cut in half AND falling down a thousand foot garbage chute," Obi-Wan said. "He must have used evil Sith magic to survive and recover."
"Oh," Palpatine said. "You want to put him in jail?"
"Yeah!" Violet said.
"Like, we didn't want to kill him, because that would be mean," Daisy said.
"Leave him with me," Palpatine said.
"What?" Obi-Wan yelled. "But Chancellor, he's extremely dangerous, and-"
"I said leave him with me!" Palpatine demanded.
"I can't allow that," Obi-Wan said.
"Do you want me to have you arrested?" Palpatine said.
"No, no!" Obi-Wan yelled. "Fine, we'll leave him with you. But if anything happens…"
"Don't worry," Palapatine said. "Now go."
Daisy, Violet, Lily, Obi-Wan, and Anakin left the room.
"Like, he was rude," Lily said.
"There's something suspicious about him," Obi-Wan said.
"Like what?" Anakin asked.
"Like…. I don't know, I just sensed that something was wrong," Obi-Wan said.
Just then, a tall, stupid-looking Gungan ran up to the group, waving his tongue as he ran.
"Hiya there!" the Gungan said. "How's yousa doin' today?"
"Hello, Jar-Jar," Obi-Wan said. "I'm doing fine."
"Like, oh my God!" Lily exclaimed. "It's Jar-Jar!"
Lily hugged Jar-Jar.
"Yousa awful friendly," Jar-Jar said. "What's yousa name?"
"Like, I'm Lily!" Lily said, pointing to herself. She then pointed to her sisters. "That's Violet, and that's Daisy."
"Nice to meet you, Jar-Jar," Violet said.
"Wow," Jar-Jar said. "Yousa Obi-Wan's girlfriends?"
"Like, totally!" Daisy said.
"No, they're not," Obi-Wan said. "They did capture Darth Maul though."
"Yousa girls capture scary evil Jedi?" Jar-Jar said. "Mesa thought Darth Maul went to big Sith Palace in the sky!"
"No, he's alive," Lily said. "He tried to kill us!"
"Wow," Jar-Jar said.
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The unconscious Sith Lord laid on top of Chancellor Palpatine's desk.
"Well, this is a new development," Palapatine said. "Somehow, Darth Maul has come back to life."
Palpatine walked over to his closet and took out a cloak. He put it on, and now, he was transformed into the vile Sith Master, Darth Sidious.
"Get up," Darth Sidious said, shaking Darth Maul. Darth Maul awoke.
"Huh? Where am I?" Darth Maul muttered, groggily.
"Darth Maul, I'm surprised at you," Darth Sidious said. "Captured by three valley girls. What a weakling."
"They had this strange creature with them," Darth Maul said.
"I don't care," Darth Sidious said. "Sith Lords do not get beaten by girls. Ever. I should kill you again."
"Oh please don't, master," Darth Maul pleaded. "Give me another chance."
"Fine," Darth Sidious said. "Go and kill those three girls, and the Jedi, Obi-Wan."
"Yes, my lord," Darth Maul said.
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Jimbob sat on his couch, munching popcorn, guzzling beer, and watching the events unfold on his big-screen TV.
"Mwahaha! Darth Maul shall kill those mean valley girls," Jimbob said. "Kill them!"
TO BE CONTINUED
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Oh no! What evil plans do those Sith Lords have in store for our beautiful heroes? Stay tuned!
SPECIAL NOTICE: I'm letting you, the readers, decide a few of the dimensions that the Sensational Sisters travel to! I already have a few selected, but I need your help to pick a few of the others! So, just post in a review what dimensions you want to see the sisters travel to, k? I'll choose the best ones and send the sisters there! Bye-bye! ^_^