Well, this is the third last chapter of Trip to the French Zoo! *I think* I don't know if I'm going to put in an extra one...
Sherpock-you have so many other fics to write though!
We've been through this before. I'm doing the best I can! Other authors don't post for months at a time!
Sherpock-so? You aren't them are you?
*sighs* fine. Let me just write this first...
Sherpock-good. Then you can do the other ones.
Oh yeah, I don't own gundam wing or McDonalds. So there, HA!
Um, just one more thing. I wanted to thank Raijra for the idea about the goats. Our Wufei is in for a rather unpleasant surprise, but I'm quite sure that's in the next chapter. Another thank you to Christine for the idea of the spider and the snake. Hehe... ok, one more thank you to ivy adrena for the idea about the caffeine! Hehehehe...*grins evilly* and the penguins...ok, on with the fic...
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FOOD!
Duo-YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Hilde's dead!
Heero-shut up baka.
Wufei-Mr. Snake was my friend.
Duo-so? Hilde's dead!
Heero-hn.
Duo-I think I smell food! *takes off for the McDonalds that is located around the corner of the trail.*
Quatre-wonder what he's going to do when he realizes he'll have to order in French?
Heero-hn.
Trowa-"..."
Quatre-*translating* this should be interesting...
*they arrive at the restaurant to find Duo had ordered some of everything since he couldn't tell what he was ordering. He was surrounded by a drink of every flavour, pop or not, approximately 50 different types of hamburgers, and a whole bunch of other stuff.*
Heero-Hn.
Duo-*with mouth full of food* wan sum?
Quatre-yes please.
Trowa-*heads over to the counter* est-ce qu'il a payé?
Waitress-Oui. Avec une carte de credit.
Trowa-Duo, let me see your credit card.
Duo-nuh uh.
Trowa-Duo...
Wufei-Barton...
Trowa-yes Wufei?
Wufei-were you just speaking FRENCH?!?!?!?!
Trowa-um, maybe?
Wufei-this whole time we've been struggling, YOU UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING?!?!?!?!?!
Trowa-um, maybe?
Wufei-INJUSTICE! BARTON PREPARE TO MEET THE WRATH OF MY KATANA! NATAKU AND I ARE GOING TO BRING YOU TO JUSTICE!
Trowa-oh really?
Wufei-YES!
Trowa-ok Wufei, you keep thinking that. *grabs a burger from Duo pile of food.*
Duo-HEY! That's mine!
Trowa-you have lots.
Heero-hn. Let me see the credit card.
Duo-*sighs* fine. *hands Heero his card*
Heero-fake. You baka. What are you going to do when they find out about this?
Duo-um...run?
Heero-hn.
Duo-I may run and hide but I never tell a lie!
Heero-this card is a lie.
Duo-no, it's bending the truth.
Quatre-that's not very nice Duo.
Duo-oh well.
Wufei-BARTON!
Trowa-what?
Wufei-I AM STILL TALKING TO YOU!
Duo-your voice certainly blends in with the background noise Wufei.
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
*from the distance*-HEEEEEEEEEEROOO!
Heero-we have to leave. Now.
Duo-give me another minute.
Quatre-if you eat all this food in one minute, you're going to make yourself sick.
Duo-hm?
Quatre-nevermind.
Duo-ok...*continues eating*
......
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Heero-your minute is up.
Duo-done!
*table is empty*
Quatre-you're going to get sick Duo.
Duo-no I'm not. I AM SHINIGAMI! SHINIGAMI DOESN"T GET SICK!
Heero-hn. Let's go.
Quatre-we'll see...
*The pilots leave the restaurant and head down the trail towards another sign*
Duo-so T-man, what's it say?
Trowa-in English it says `penguin'
Duo-cutecutecutecutecute! *does a little dance*
Heero-hn. We still have to find Oz.
Quatre-oh yeah. I forgot about that.
Duo-can I go swimming with the penguins??? Can I can I?
Heero-hn.
Quatre-might be a little cold.
Duo-butbutbutbutbutbutbutbutbut...
Wufei-what are you smoking Maxwell?
Duo-coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!! * does another little dance*
Heero-uh oh
Quatre-if he's worried, I'm terrified.
Wufei-by any chance did someone give Maxwell coffee?
Duo-*continuing* coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!!!!!!!!
Wufei-let's just keep walking.
Heero-good plan. *heads into the area of the penguin exhibit*
*~* an underground tunnel so you can see the penguins swim underwater. *~*
Duo-*literally bouncing off the walls* CUTECUTECUTECUTE!!!!
Quatre-look at tehm go!
Heero-*tap tap tap tap tap*
Duo-whatcha doin Whatcha doin Whatcha doin?
Heero-looking for a hidden door.
Duo-oh. That's boring. Wanna play a game Heero?
Heero-no.
Duo-oh. Wanna play a game Wuffles?
Wufei-no. games are for the weak.
Duo-too bad you can play anyway.
Wufei-you didn't make Heero play.
Duo-he's not Chinese and he's not as fun to bug as you are.
Wufei-injustice. I am not fun to bug.
Duo-are too
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Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHA! You admitted it! That was a good game Wooffie
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Heero-out of the cave. Everyone now.
Duo-why?
Heero-hn.
Quatre-first assumption, it's gonna blow.
Duo-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the pilots file out of the cave* a "small" explosion is heard, erm, seen, er, both?
Heero-*laughs manically*
Duo-lemme guess. To stop Relena from following us?
Heero-um, maybe?
Duo-thought so.
Trowa-"..."
Quatre-YAY!
Duo-what?
Quatre-Trowa said the petting zoo was next!
Duo-oh boy.
Quatre-yayayayayayayayayayay!!!
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that was kinda long. Hope nobody minds. Well, I guess this chapter was sorta funnier than the last one, but the next chapter is sooo going to be the funniest. Heh. Just wait and see...
Aria
Please review! Ideas are welcome. Trust me...
Oh yeah, and I'm sorry about the reference thing with the emails. I don't know why it's doing that...
Sherpock-you have so many other fics to write though!
We've been through this before. I'm doing the best I can! Other authors don't post for months at a time!
Sherpock-so? You aren't them are you?
*sighs* fine. Let me just write this first...
Sherpock-good. Then you can do the other ones.
Oh yeah, I don't own gundam wing or McDonalds. So there, HA!
Um, just one more thing. I wanted to thank Raijra for the idea about the goats. Our Wufei is in for a rather unpleasant surprise, but I'm quite sure that's in the next chapter. Another thank you to Christine for the idea of the spider and the snake. Hehe... ok, one more thank you to ivy adrena for the idea about the caffeine! Hehehehe...*grins evilly* and the penguins...ok, on with the fic...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
FOOD!
Duo-YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Hilde's dead!
Heero-shut up baka.
Wufei-Mr. Snake was my friend.
Duo-so? Hilde's dead!
Heero-hn.
Duo-I think I smell food! *takes off for the McDonalds that is located around the corner of the trail.*
Quatre-wonder what he's going to do when he realizes he'll have to order in French?
Heero-hn.
Trowa-"..."
Quatre-*translating* this should be interesting...
*they arrive at the restaurant to find Duo had ordered some of everything since he couldn't tell what he was ordering. He was surrounded by a drink of every flavour, pop or not, approximately 50 different types of hamburgers, and a whole bunch of other stuff.*
Heero-Hn.
Duo-*with mouth full of food* wan sum?
Quatre-yes please.
Trowa-*heads over to the counter* est-ce qu'il a payé?
Waitress-Oui. Avec une carte de credit.
Trowa-Duo, let me see your credit card.
Duo-nuh uh.
Trowa-Duo...
Wufei-Barton...
Trowa-yes Wufei?
Wufei-were you just speaking FRENCH?!?!?!?!
Trowa-um, maybe?
Wufei-this whole time we've been struggling, YOU UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING?!?!?!?!?!
Trowa-um, maybe?
Wufei-INJUSTICE! BARTON PREPARE TO MEET THE WRATH OF MY KATANA! NATAKU AND I ARE GOING TO BRING YOU TO JUSTICE!
Trowa-oh really?
Wufei-YES!
Trowa-ok Wufei, you keep thinking that. *grabs a burger from Duo pile of food.*
Duo-HEY! That's mine!
Trowa-you have lots.
Heero-hn. Let me see the credit card.
Duo-*sighs* fine. *hands Heero his card*
Heero-fake. You baka. What are you going to do when they find out about this?
Duo-um...run?
Heero-hn.
Duo-I may run and hide but I never tell a lie!
Heero-this card is a lie.
Duo-no, it's bending the truth.
Quatre-that's not very nice Duo.
Duo-oh well.
Wufei-BARTON!
Trowa-what?
Wufei-I AM STILL TALKING TO YOU!
Duo-your voice certainly blends in with the background noise Wufei.
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
*from the distance*-HEEEEEEEEEEROOO!
Heero-we have to leave. Now.
Duo-give me another minute.
Quatre-if you eat all this food in one minute, you're going to make yourself sick.
Duo-hm?
Quatre-nevermind.
Duo-ok...*continues eating*
......
......
......
Heero-your minute is up.
Duo-done!
*table is empty*
Quatre-you're going to get sick Duo.
Duo-no I'm not. I AM SHINIGAMI! SHINIGAMI DOESN"T GET SICK!
Heero-hn. Let's go.
Quatre-we'll see...
*The pilots leave the restaurant and head down the trail towards another sign*
Duo-so T-man, what's it say?
Trowa-in English it says `penguin'
Duo-cutecutecutecutecute! *does a little dance*
Heero-hn. We still have to find Oz.
Quatre-oh yeah. I forgot about that.
Duo-can I go swimming with the penguins??? Can I can I?
Heero-hn.
Quatre-might be a little cold.
Duo-butbutbutbutbutbutbutbutbut...
Wufei-what are you smoking Maxwell?
Duo-coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!! * does another little dance*
Heero-uh oh
Quatre-if he's worried, I'm terrified.
Wufei-by any chance did someone give Maxwell coffee?
Duo-*continuing* coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!!!!!!!!!
Wufei-let's just keep walking.
Heero-good plan. *heads into the area of the penguin exhibit*
*~* an underground tunnel so you can see the penguins swim underwater. *~*
Duo-*literally bouncing off the walls* CUTECUTECUTECUTE!!!!
Quatre-look at tehm go!
Heero-*tap tap tap tap tap*
Duo-whatcha doin Whatcha doin Whatcha doin?
Heero-looking for a hidden door.
Duo-oh. That's boring. Wanna play a game Heero?
Heero-no.
Duo-oh. Wanna play a game Wuffles?
Wufei-no. games are for the weak.
Duo-too bad you can play anyway.
Wufei-you didn't make Heero play.
Duo-he's not Chinese and he's not as fun to bug as you are.
Wufei-injustice. I am not fun to bug.
Duo-are too
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Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHA! You admitted it! That was a good game Wooffie
Wufei-INJUSTICE!
Heero-out of the cave. Everyone now.
Duo-why?
Heero-hn.
Quatre-first assumption, it's gonna blow.
Duo-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the pilots file out of the cave* a "small" explosion is heard, erm, seen, er, both?
Heero-*laughs manically*
Duo-lemme guess. To stop Relena from following us?
Heero-um, maybe?
Duo-thought so.
Trowa-"..."
Quatre-YAY!
Duo-what?
Quatre-Trowa said the petting zoo was next!
Duo-oh boy.
Quatre-yayayayayayayayayayay!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
that was kinda long. Hope nobody minds. Well, I guess this chapter was sorta funnier than the last one, but the next chapter is sooo going to be the funniest. Heh. Just wait and see...
Aria
Please review! Ideas are welcome. Trust me...
Oh yeah, and I'm sorry about the reference thing with the emails. I don't know why it's doing that...