Well, sorry this chapter took so long to get written and posted, but I just
wasn't in the right mood, and my computer was being all wacky.
Sherpock-you were just too lazy to write this.
Ok, and that too. But hey, cut me some slack.
Sherpock-just get on with it.
Fine fine.
I don't own gundam wing or the characters.
Thanks to everyone for the great ideas and the helpful reviews! They keep me writing and inspire me! THANK YOU!
On with this….*grins evilly* maybe listening to classical music isn't a good idea while I'm writing this…how bout something more, interesting….just communication? Perfect. And after that I can listen to lion king music. Hehe…another one of my obsessions. "I just can't wait to be king!"
The Sixth Batch Of Unlucky Animals
The Petting Zoo
Duo-*cries out in delight as he sees a sign and a gate that leads to an awful smelling area*
Wufei-once again, this stinks.
Heero-hn.
Duo-what's the sign say???
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-petting zoo.
Duo-Yay!
Heero-hn.
Wufei-injustice.
Duo-c'mon c'mon c'mon! *grabs Heero's hand and drags him into the stinky area.*
*~* the two pilots find themselves surrounded by goats.*~*
Wufei-*following Heero and Duo through the gates* is there no other way around?
Duo-NO! Now stop complaining and pet the goats!
Wufei-goats? What goats?
Aria-oops. *snaps fingers*
Wufei-oh, those goats.
*~* the area is now filled with goats. There are some stalls to the side with lamas and birds and other things that are cute and good for petting.*~*
Quatre-oooh, lamas! *runs over to the lamas*
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-no, it's ok to pet the animals Trowa. Thus the name "petting" zoo.
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-*sighs* in English, yes you can pet them.
Trowa-*smiles VERY slightly*
*Duo and Heero are surrounded by goats*
Duo-these things sure are cute! *pets animals on heads*
Heero-hn. *feels a slobbery wet feeling on his back* Hn. Go away Relena.
*slobbering continues*
Heero-Omae O Korosu.
*slobbering continues*
Heero-*realizes that the slobbering is on his skin* "Where's my shirt!" *Realizes his shirt is missing.* *turns around expecting Relena, finds a goat slobbering all over his back*
*~* AN *~*
ok, incase you didn't understand that, Heero just lost his shirt, and Duo's is soon to follow…*wink wink*
*~* fic *~*
Heero-Omae O Korosu.
Goat-*piece of green tank top hanging from his mouth* "bleat"
Heero-*reaches for gun*
Goat-Bleat
Duo-ACK!
*~* duo just lost his shirt. [author takes a moment to drool at duo and heero shirtless] *~*
Heero-come on, we're leaving.
Duo-good idea.
Quatre-but I haven't finished having tea with the lama!!
Duo-you already had tea with the koalas!
Quatre-*sniff*
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-ok, I guess I'll come….
Trowa-"…"
Duo-where's Wufei?
Quatre-dunno.
Duo-WOOFFIE!!!
Heero-hn. We're leaving Chang. Get your but out here.
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-Wufei….
Duo-*Notices Wufei sitting in the corner, trying to hide in the shadows.* There you are Wufei, why didn't you answer?
Wufei-I refuse to move. I will not stand up.
Duo-how come?
Wufei-a great injustice has been commited.
Duo-it can't be that bad. C'mon, get up and we can, er, right this injustice?
Wufei-I refuse.
Quatre-c'mon Wufei.
*from the distance* HEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOO!!!
Heero-how on earth???
Duo-maybe she took up rock climbing…
Quatre-c'mon Wufei, we've got to go…
*From the distance but slightly closer* HEEEEEERRROOO COME AND GET ME HEEEEEEEEEEROOOO
Wufei-fine. *Stands but keeps his back to the other pilots.*
Duo-ok, let's go…
*all five head for the exit of the petting zoo, wondering what can be wrong with Wufei.*
Heero-*to duo* baka, your shoe's untied.
Duo-oh. I guess it is. *stoops down and ties his shoe.*
Wufei-*absorbed in his thoughts, passes duo. The others had kept walking.*
Duo-*gets up from his shoe, and notices the others ahead. Takes one look at Wufei's retreating backside and bursts out in uncontrollable laughter*
Wufei-*immediately sits down hard, hiding whatever duo was laughing at*
Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero-what on earth is wrong with you now? *to duo*
Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! WUFEI!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Quatre-*looking amused* what about Wufei?
Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! GOATS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Heero-Wufei is not a goat baka.
Duo-NONONO!!! HAHAHAHA!!! The goats ate….his PANTS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Heero-*glances at a very red Wufei* He's still wearing pants.
Duo-HAHAHAHHAHAHA JUST THE BUTT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Heero-*raises one eye brow*
Duo-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! He's wearing…. HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Quatre-I don't see what's so funny.
Wufei-shut up Maxwell. This is an injustice.
Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Heero-stand up Wufei. We have to get going.
From the distance-HEEEEEEEERROOOO!!!
Heero-*draws gun.* now.
Wufei-fine. *stands.*
Aria-*Bursts out laughing* thank you raijra for this wonderful idea…
Wufei-be quiet onna.
Aria-hehehehe….*leaves*
Wufei-*walks past the others holding his head high, nose in the air.
Quatre-*holds back a snicker as he sees what Duo was laughing at…*
Trowa-*tries not to laugh but fails miserably*
Duo-told you it was funny. *glances at nataku's pilot once again and starts his laughter once more* HAHAHAHAH!!!!
Heero-heh. Wufei…I never would have guessed.
Wufei-*spins on his heel to glare at the other four who are now laughing uncontrollably* SO I WEAR NATAKU BOXERS!!!! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!! MAXWELL HAS HAPPY FACES ON HIS!!! PINK ONES!!!!
Duo-*grins evilly* and how would you know *that* Wufei??
Wufei-*Turns red, then heads once again for the approaching exit of the zoo….to be pounced on by the escaped lions.
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please let me know what you think! One more chapter then it's finished!
Aria
Sherpock-you were just too lazy to write this.
Ok, and that too. But hey, cut me some slack.
Sherpock-just get on with it.
Fine fine.
I don't own gundam wing or the characters.
Thanks to everyone for the great ideas and the helpful reviews! They keep me writing and inspire me! THANK YOU!
On with this….*grins evilly* maybe listening to classical music isn't a good idea while I'm writing this…how bout something more, interesting….just communication? Perfect. And after that I can listen to lion king music. Hehe…another one of my obsessions. "I just can't wait to be king!"
The Sixth Batch Of Unlucky Animals
The Petting Zoo
Duo-*cries out in delight as he sees a sign and a gate that leads to an awful smelling area*
Wufei-once again, this stinks.
Heero-hn.
Duo-what's the sign say???
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-petting zoo.
Duo-Yay!
Heero-hn.
Wufei-injustice.
Duo-c'mon c'mon c'mon! *grabs Heero's hand and drags him into the stinky area.*
*~* the two pilots find themselves surrounded by goats.*~*
Wufei-*following Heero and Duo through the gates* is there no other way around?
Duo-NO! Now stop complaining and pet the goats!
Wufei-goats? What goats?
Aria-oops. *snaps fingers*
Wufei-oh, those goats.
*~* the area is now filled with goats. There are some stalls to the side with lamas and birds and other things that are cute and good for petting.*~*
Quatre-oooh, lamas! *runs over to the lamas*
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-no, it's ok to pet the animals Trowa. Thus the name "petting" zoo.
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-*sighs* in English, yes you can pet them.
Trowa-*smiles VERY slightly*
*Duo and Heero are surrounded by goats*
Duo-these things sure are cute! *pets animals on heads*
Heero-hn. *feels a slobbery wet feeling on his back* Hn. Go away Relena.
*slobbering continues*
Heero-Omae O Korosu.
*slobbering continues*
Heero-*realizes that the slobbering is on his skin* "Where's my shirt!" *Realizes his shirt is missing.* *turns around expecting Relena, finds a goat slobbering all over his back*
*~* AN *~*
ok, incase you didn't understand that, Heero just lost his shirt, and Duo's is soon to follow…*wink wink*
*~* fic *~*
Heero-Omae O Korosu.
Goat-*piece of green tank top hanging from his mouth* "bleat"
Heero-*reaches for gun*
Goat-Bleat
Duo-ACK!
*~* duo just lost his shirt. [author takes a moment to drool at duo and heero shirtless] *~*
Heero-come on, we're leaving.
Duo-good idea.
Quatre-but I haven't finished having tea with the lama!!
Duo-you already had tea with the koalas!
Quatre-*sniff*
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-ok, I guess I'll come….
Trowa-"…"
Duo-where's Wufei?
Quatre-dunno.
Duo-WOOFFIE!!!
Heero-hn. We're leaving Chang. Get your but out here.
Trowa-"…"
Quatre-Wufei….
Duo-*Notices Wufei sitting in the corner, trying to hide in the shadows.* There you are Wufei, why didn't you answer?
Wufei-I refuse to move. I will not stand up.
Duo-how come?
Wufei-a great injustice has been commited.
Duo-it can't be that bad. C'mon, get up and we can, er, right this injustice?
Wufei-I refuse.
Quatre-c'mon Wufei.
*from the distance* HEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOO!!!
Heero-how on earth???
Duo-maybe she took up rock climbing…
Quatre-c'mon Wufei, we've got to go…
*From the distance but slightly closer* HEEEEEERRROOO COME AND GET ME HEEEEEEEEEEROOOO
Wufei-fine. *Stands but keeps his back to the other pilots.*
Duo-ok, let's go…
*all five head for the exit of the petting zoo, wondering what can be wrong with Wufei.*
Heero-*to duo* baka, your shoe's untied.
Duo-oh. I guess it is. *stoops down and ties his shoe.*
Wufei-*absorbed in his thoughts, passes duo. The others had kept walking.*
Duo-*gets up from his shoe, and notices the others ahead. Takes one look at Wufei's retreating backside and bursts out in uncontrollable laughter*
Wufei-*immediately sits down hard, hiding whatever duo was laughing at*
Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero-what on earth is wrong with you now? *to duo*
Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! WUFEI!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Quatre-*looking amused* what about Wufei?
Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! GOATS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Heero-Wufei is not a goat baka.
Duo-NONONO!!! HAHAHAHA!!! The goats ate….his PANTS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Heero-*glances at a very red Wufei* He's still wearing pants.
Duo-HAHAHAHHAHAHA JUST THE BUTT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Heero-*raises one eye brow*
Duo-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! He's wearing…. HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Quatre-I don't see what's so funny.
Wufei-shut up Maxwell. This is an injustice.
Duo-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Heero-stand up Wufei. We have to get going.
From the distance-HEEEEEEEERROOOO!!!
Heero-*draws gun.* now.
Wufei-fine. *stands.*
Aria-*Bursts out laughing* thank you raijra for this wonderful idea…
Wufei-be quiet onna.
Aria-hehehehe….*leaves*
Wufei-*walks past the others holding his head high, nose in the air.
Quatre-*holds back a snicker as he sees what Duo was laughing at…*
Trowa-*tries not to laugh but fails miserably*
Duo-told you it was funny. *glances at nataku's pilot once again and starts his laughter once more* HAHAHAHAH!!!!
Heero-heh. Wufei…I never would have guessed.
Wufei-*spins on his heel to glare at the other four who are now laughing uncontrollably* SO I WEAR NATAKU BOXERS!!!! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!! MAXWELL HAS HAPPY FACES ON HIS!!! PINK ONES!!!!
Duo-*grins evilly* and how would you know *that* Wufei??
Wufei-*Turns red, then heads once again for the approaching exit of the zoo….to be pounced on by the escaped lions.
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please let me know what you think! One more chapter then it's finished!
Aria