Grudge Match: Nintendo Style

Briggitonn(A version of me that I made up): Hello everybody and welcome to Grudge Match.

Ness: What is this anyway?

C.Falcon: Another form or torture, thats what.

Briggitonn: Wrong.

Ace(Another made up version of me): I can tell you what it is, but before I tell you can any of you guess what it is?

*No one knew*

Briggitonn: Well, it's where you can fight a character to see wh....

Ace: Let me explane it with an example, for example:Peach, Daisy, and Zelda fighting each other to see who is the better princess.

Everyone: Oh.

Briggitonn: Lets start the first fight to show you what we're talking about.

Ace: Fight One: Mario Vs. Mr.Game and Watch, the fight of Nintendo's pioneers.

*Arena: Peach's Castle*

Briggitonn: Hold on a second, lets try something else.

Ace: Like what?

Briggitonn: Hey, whomps!!!

Whomps: Yes.

Briggitonn: Make Mario 2-D.

Whomps: Yes sir.

*The Whomps go on both sides of Mario and flatten him.*

Luigi: Hey, what was that for!?!?

*Mario rises as Paper Mario*

Briggitonn: This fight will be retitled: The fight of the 2-D pioneers of Nintendo.

Luigi: That wasn't very nice.

Ace: Shaddup.

Briggitonn: Whatever, 3...2..1.Go!!!

Mr.G@W: Blip blip ting doink.

(Paper) Mario: Doink?

*Mr.G@W clears his throat*

Mr.G@W: Blip blip blip!!!

(Paper) Mario: Thats more like it.

*Mr.G@W starts throwing bacon*

*Mario starts throwing paper fireballs*

*Mr.G@W catches the paper fireballs in his oil pan*

*Mr.G@W throws oil at Mario*

*Mario's arm gets bent*

*Mario tries to use his fireballs but he set himself on fire because fire and paper don't mix well*

Mario: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, Game over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Briggitonn snaps his fingers and Mario became 3-D again*

Ace: That's a game!!!

Briggitonn: Now, fight two....

Ace: Uh, Briggitonn, we're finished for tonight, this was just an example fight to show the good people what this fic is about.

Briggitonn: OK, then that's a rap, for today.

Me: I know that was a short chapter, but it was just to give you the feel of what this fic is about.

Ace: That's what I just said.

Me: I know, anyway, review please, tell me if it was good, bad, etc.