Lyra: ^________________________^
Niko: …
Lyra: ^________________________^
Niko: …
Lyra: ^________________________^
Niko: …this is getting boring, you're way too happy and I'm really bored. You've had that look on face since last Wednesday.
Lyra: ^________________________^
Niko: STOP!
Lyra: ^________________________^
Niko: You're an idiot
Lyra: ^________________________^
Niko: Why won't anything upset you?
Lyra: Because, I went to the US, and I saw a Paul McCartney concert all in one day! I'm so happy! Not even you can kill my confidence today!
Niko: That was two weeks ago stop being happy.
Lyra: The memory lives forever in…my memory.
Niko: …
Lyra: what? …it's true.
Chocolate CrisisDuo: I'm hungry
Quatre: 49,584,
Duo: I'm hungry
Quatre: 49,585
Duo: *414 "I'm hungry" s later*…I'm hungry
Quatre: 50,000. You've said "I'm hungry 50,000 times…EAT SOMETHING ALREADY!
Duo: …okay, I'll create something! *walks into the kitchen* Today's topic, CHOCOLATE COVERED EVERYTHING! CHOCOLATE COVERED EVERYTHING! CHOCOLATE COVERED EVERYTHING! CHOCOLATE COVERED EVERYTHING!
WuFei: Must you be so loud?
Heero: Hn *agrees with WuFei*
Trowa: … *agrees with Heero, who agrees with WuFei*
Duo: Anyway… our first dish today is chocolate covered French fries!
Quatre: *interested*
Duo: First, you cook the French fries, then, YOU COVER THEM IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND STUFF THEM IN YOUR MOUTH AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Heero, WuFei, and Trowa: Shut up Duo!
Duet: *upstairs* I agree…SHUT UP!
Duo: CHEESE!
WuFei: Cheese is for the weak!
Duo: I like cheese!
WuFei: It's for the weak and it's also disgusting.
Duo: *throws a piece of cheese at WuFei who dodges it then it hits Trowa*
Trowa: *Throws a cheese at Duo and it hits Quatre*
Quatre: *Throws one at WuFei then it hits Duo*
Duo: *throws a cheese at Trowa, then it hits HEERO?!*
Heero:_…YOU'RE DEAD!!
Duo: *slowly*oh, shit! *runs through the house trying to escape Heero then loses his shoes*
Heero: *picks up Duo's shoes and starts chasing him with them*
Trowa: …
Heero: *walks back into the room* Well that takes care of him…
Duo: *knocked out and tied up on the floor*
TWO HOURS LATER
Duo: *wakes up * AHHHH! HELP! I don't want to get run over by a mailman! *realizes he was dreaming*
Everyone else: *stare*
Duo: ehehe…^_^' That was kind of loud…. I'm still hungry…you guys make anything while I was out?
Duet: Just a pizza, but we ate it.
Duo: *pouts* I'm hungry…what else do we have that I could cover in chocolate?
Trowa: *searches cabinets* We have some popcorn…but it's Heero's sweet kind, and some pretzels.
Duo: Pretzels? Whatever…HEY?! Where's the chocolate?! It was here a while ago, I know I didn't finish all of it! WHERE IS IT!!!!!!!
ONE HOUR LATER
Duo: *turns the whole house upside down looking for the chocolate* Has anyone else seen it?
All: *too quickly* no.
Duo: *suspicious* One of you took it. Now give it back!
WuFei: I didn't take it…I don' t even like chocolate
Duet: not me
Trowa: …
Quatre: Nope
Duo: *notices Heero's not there* HEERO! He took my chocolate! *starts chocking Quatre* WHER IS HE?!
Quatre: *between gasps for breath* up…stairs… *turns purple and passes out*
UPSTAIRS
Heero: *chugging the bottle of chocolate*
Duo: Give it to me!!!
Heero: *chocolate dripping from mouth* I don't know what you're talking about Maxwell.
Duo: GIMME THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: *holds gun to Duos head* I saw it first.
Duo: GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!! *tackles Heero*
Duo and Heero: *wrestling over the chocolate*
DOWNSTAIRS
Trowa: …the hell?
WuFei: What the hell is all that noise?
Quatre: Lets go see.
UPSTAIRS
Duo and Heero: *still wrestling over the chocolate and the bottle sprung a leak so it's all over Heero's room*
WuFei: What's going on in here?
Duo and Heero: *point at each other* He started it!
Duet: What's all over the wall?
All: *look around*
Quatre: Looks like chocolate.
Duo: He stole it from me and was eating it!
Duet: Heero was eating chocolate?
Heero:...*drops chocolate bottle*
Duo: MINE! *grabs the bottle and runs out of the room*
Heero: …damnit. I need caffeine too…
10 MINUTES LATER DOWNSTAIRS
Duo: *happily chugging another bottle of chocolate*
WuFei: *meditating*
Quatre, Trowa and Duet: *eating another pizza, watching TV*
Heero: *sitting unhappily in the corner munching a bag of pretzels*
OWARI
Lyra: *still happy*
Niko: How can you still be happy after writing that stupid fic?
Lyra: a lot of it was inside jokes.
Niko: Like what?
Lyra: the cheese fight, the mailman thing, the loose shoes, the being attacked by shoes…
Niko: Okay I get it.
Lyra: and of course…THE PRETZELS!
Niko: Pretzels?
Lyra: yes but *giggle* I can't explain that one.