A/N: I do not own Darry or Trish. They are the property of Victor Salva. I do however in a way, own Darry and Trish's parents, because they were never officially characterized in the brilliant movie Jeepers Creepers. I DO however own the character Danielle. She's mine. You take her and I will curse the Creeper on you!

"Mom,Dad, Darry's um… "busy" right now" says Trisha, trying to keep their parents from going into his and his girl friend's dorm room.

"Aw, Trisha don't worry. We won't embarrass him in front of his friends" says their mom.

Their dad opens the door and says "Darry, we're here big man"!

Both Darry and the young girl—about Darry's age—maybe older, also in the bed with him pull apart and Darry looks at his parents and sister, Trish with a 'Why-the-hell-do-you-have-to-walk-in-now,-when-I'm-getting-laid' look.

Darry and Trish's mom says "Oh my".

The girl Darry was getting busy with says "Ok,this is awkward. I'm gonna go".

She slips on the sweater near her and pulls her shorts up. She then says "See ya later Dar". She then grabs her keys and her books and heads out the door.

"Who was that" asks Darry and Trish's father.

"That was my roommate Danielle", replies Darry.

"No, it's more like roommate AND girlfriend" interjects Trish.

"No,just roommate" counters Darry.

"Whatever loser" replies Trish.

"You share this room with that young woman? And you say she's just your roommate, but you're sleeping together" says their father, confused.

"We're just friends—who fool around sometimes", replies Darry.

"Save it Romeo, that 'just friends' line never works" says Trish.

"Trisha, I think you, your father, and I should leave. We've embarrassed your brother enough" says their mother.

"Ok,whatever. See you later brat" says Trish.

As they leave Darry says "Bye".