A/N: I don't own Darry. Victor Salva does. I do however own
Danielle,Misty,Melissa,Chris,and Freddie. They are mine. You take 'em and I
will curse many Creepers on you!
"So how'd the fucking with Darry go" asks Misty.
"Not so good" replies Danielle.
"Why not? He wasn't good, you weren't good? He was scared, you were scared? What" asks Melissa.
"Oh nothing like that. It was perfect…until his family walked in. Talk about TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT! I didn't stay. I mean how could I look at or talk to them? What would I say? 'Hi, I'm Danielle and I'm screwing your son' 'What's your name'? Could you imagine the situation I was in? Oh god, what about Darry? He's probably getting ragged on about doing mysterious girls" replies Danielle.
"Actually no, I'm not. Mom felt sorry for me and they decided to leave. They left me with 1 shred of dignity" interjects Darry from behind Misty and Danielle.
"It was that bad, huh" asks Melissa.
"Yeah, if Dani had stuck around it probably would have been worse. They'd be questioning her like she was applying for a job" replies Darry.
"Well, sorry to bail AGAIN, but I have a class to go to. See all of you later" says Danielle.
*1 hour and 30 minutes later*
"So you and Danielle Carpenter huh? Man you're lucky. Guys all over campus would die to nail her" says Chris.
"My parents and sister walked in on us. Luckily, she's my roommate, there's always next time" replies Darry with a smile.
"You're one lucky s.o.b.,man. She's a major hottie. The frat guys have like a shrine to her—that's how hot she is. You, having the chance to live with her and doing her whenever you want—you'd be like a god to them" says Freddie.
"Yeah but, they also have a shrine of other girls…not just Dani" counters Darry.
"Speaking of the hottie, her and her best friend are in my next class. So catch ya later" says Chris getting up and collecting all of his books to go to his next class.
"So how'd the fucking with Darry go" asks Misty.
"Not so good" replies Danielle.
"Why not? He wasn't good, you weren't good? He was scared, you were scared? What" asks Melissa.
"Oh nothing like that. It was perfect…until his family walked in. Talk about TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT! I didn't stay. I mean how could I look at or talk to them? What would I say? 'Hi, I'm Danielle and I'm screwing your son' 'What's your name'? Could you imagine the situation I was in? Oh god, what about Darry? He's probably getting ragged on about doing mysterious girls" replies Danielle.
"Actually no, I'm not. Mom felt sorry for me and they decided to leave. They left me with 1 shred of dignity" interjects Darry from behind Misty and Danielle.
"It was that bad, huh" asks Melissa.
"Yeah, if Dani had stuck around it probably would have been worse. They'd be questioning her like she was applying for a job" replies Darry.
"Well, sorry to bail AGAIN, but I have a class to go to. See all of you later" says Danielle.
*1 hour and 30 minutes later*
"So you and Danielle Carpenter huh? Man you're lucky. Guys all over campus would die to nail her" says Chris.
"My parents and sister walked in on us. Luckily, she's my roommate, there's always next time" replies Darry with a smile.
"You're one lucky s.o.b.,man. She's a major hottie. The frat guys have like a shrine to her—that's how hot she is. You, having the chance to live with her and doing her whenever you want—you'd be like a god to them" says Freddie.
"Yeah but, they also have a shrine of other girls…not just Dani" counters Darry.
"Speaking of the hottie, her and her best friend are in my next class. So catch ya later" says Chris getting up and collecting all of his books to go to his next class.