TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th eschool year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: If you are reading this, I just wanted to make it clear I am NOT going to have sevvie (yes, sevvie) sing some stupid song at this time. I decided to use a song I think might describe him, so I choose "Bent" by matchbox twenty. In another chapter in the distant future Sev will sing something stupid, but for now this is the song, and remember, I said all characters sing at LEAST three times throughout this.
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Kareoke Night
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The Slytherins had begun to cheer, while the Gryffindors looked as though they would be sick. James wondered what twisted song Severus would be singing (SONG HINT!)
"Mr. Snape, the stage is yours!" Professor Dumbledore said.
Severus walked up to the stage and stood behind the microphone, and waited for the music to begin. Once it began he started to sing:
/If I fall along the way pick me up and dust me off, and if I get to tired to make it be my breath so I can walk/
/If I need some other love, give more than I can stand and if my smile gets old and faded wait around I'll smile again/
/Shouldn't be so complicated just hold me and then just hold me again/
/Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never get put back together/
/you're breaking me in and this is how we will end with you and me bent/
(A/N: I am skipping the next two verses to take a new perspective)
James looked on in utter revolt. As he watched Snape dance around on the stage, he shook his head and looked at the other students to see their reactions. The Hufflepuff students looked a bit quesy, and Ravenclaws looked torn, some thought, and it was obvious, that he sounded good, while others looked very very sick. The Slytherins, of course were cheering him on, silently, however so he could be heard. Of course, the Gryffindors looked VERY sick, in fact Frank Longbottom had vomited and had been taken to the hospital wing.
/start bending me It's never enough I feel all your pieces start bending me Keep bending me until I'm completely broken in/
/shouldn't be so complicated just touch me and then just touch me again!/
As the song ended Snape did a split and yelled,
"YEAH! ROCK ON!"
Which caused the Slytherins to jump up and give a standing ovation, The Ravenclaws to look more sick than the Gryffindors had, the Hufflepuffs to be extremly confused, and the Gryffindors to explode with laughter, which was being lead by none other than Sirius!
"ROCK ON?!?! What the Bloody hell was that?" Sirius exclaimed, who then proceded to imitate snape, causing more laughter, and angry shouts from Slytherin.
"STUDENTS!" Professor McGonagall yelled.
"Er…..great preformance Severus," Dumbledore began. "Now for our next act."
Everyone settled down and listened for the name to be announced.
"Gilderoy Lockhart!"
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MWHAHAHHAHA!!! Gilderoy Lockhart, singing? I can just imagine what he will be singing! Yes, it will be a comedy song,a nd it will be associated with his looks, but that's all the hints you get! Also, Sevvie will sing a comedy song next time. Now, when you review, give me suggestions on who to have preform in Chapters 3, 4 & 5 And tell me what you want them to sing, and try to include some lyrics, as I don't know EVERY song!!!
Also to those who reviewed:
littlewitch34; Thanks for the review!
Soulbasis: Your wish is my command!
starlit_eyes: Again I bow to your wishes……my faithful fans
padfootluva: I like broculi, thank you very much, so it's not much of a threat.
Katherine aka Star: Aww….I feel special now!
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th eschool year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: If you are reading this, I just wanted to make it clear I am NOT going to have sevvie (yes, sevvie) sing some stupid song at this time. I decided to use a song I think might describe him, so I choose "Bent" by matchbox twenty. In another chapter in the distant future Sev will sing something stupid, but for now this is the song, and remember, I said all characters sing at LEAST three times throughout this.
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Kareoke Night
-
The Slytherins had begun to cheer, while the Gryffindors looked as though they would be sick. James wondered what twisted song Severus would be singing (SONG HINT!)
"Mr. Snape, the stage is yours!" Professor Dumbledore said.
Severus walked up to the stage and stood behind the microphone, and waited for the music to begin. Once it began he started to sing:
/If I fall along the way pick me up and dust me off, and if I get to tired to make it be my breath so I can walk/
/If I need some other love, give more than I can stand and if my smile gets old and faded wait around I'll smile again/
/Shouldn't be so complicated just hold me and then just hold me again/
/Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never get put back together/
/you're breaking me in and this is how we will end with you and me bent/
(A/N: I am skipping the next two verses to take a new perspective)
James looked on in utter revolt. As he watched Snape dance around on the stage, he shook his head and looked at the other students to see their reactions. The Hufflepuff students looked a bit quesy, and Ravenclaws looked torn, some thought, and it was obvious, that he sounded good, while others looked very very sick. The Slytherins, of course were cheering him on, silently, however so he could be heard. Of course, the Gryffindors looked VERY sick, in fact Frank Longbottom had vomited and had been taken to the hospital wing.
/start bending me It's never enough I feel all your pieces start bending me Keep bending me until I'm completely broken in/
/shouldn't be so complicated just touch me and then just touch me again!/
As the song ended Snape did a split and yelled,
"YEAH! ROCK ON!"
Which caused the Slytherins to jump up and give a standing ovation, The Ravenclaws to look more sick than the Gryffindors had, the Hufflepuffs to be extremly confused, and the Gryffindors to explode with laughter, which was being lead by none other than Sirius!
"ROCK ON?!?! What the Bloody hell was that?" Sirius exclaimed, who then proceded to imitate snape, causing more laughter, and angry shouts from Slytherin.
"STUDENTS!" Professor McGonagall yelled.
"Er…..great preformance Severus," Dumbledore began. "Now for our next act."
Everyone settled down and listened for the name to be announced.
"Gilderoy Lockhart!"
*************
MWHAHAHHAHA!!! Gilderoy Lockhart, singing? I can just imagine what he will be singing! Yes, it will be a comedy song,a nd it will be associated with his looks, but that's all the hints you get! Also, Sevvie will sing a comedy song next time. Now, when you review, give me suggestions on who to have preform in Chapters 3, 4 & 5 And tell me what you want them to sing, and try to include some lyrics, as I don't know EVERY song!!!
Also to those who reviewed:
littlewitch34; Thanks for the review!
Soulbasis: Your wish is my command!
starlit_eyes: Again I bow to your wishes……my faithful fans
padfootluva: I like broculi, thank you very much, so it's not much of a threat.
Katherine aka Star: Aww….I feel special now!