TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th eschool year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Okay, I took forever trying to find a song for Gilderoy to sing, originally I was planning on having him sing "I'm to Sexy", but I couldn't remember all of the words. If anyone knows the words, feel free to e-mail them to me at nari@neo-tokyo.net, and I will use them next time Gilderoy sings. This time, I decided to turn the scene from Snow White and the seven dwarfs, where the queen looks into the mirror and says "Mirror, Mirror on the wall…" Into a song, which he will sing this chapter. Also, for those who don't know, Gilderoy is a Hufflepuff in my story, and is a year ahead of James and co.
/Anything like this/ is what Gilderoy is singing.
*Anything like this* is Gilderoy singing as the Mirror on the wall
:Anythign like this: is Gilderory doing something
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Kareoke Night
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Gilderoy Lockhart stood up at the Hufflepuff table and then walked over to the stage. Sirius giggled, everyone knew that Gilderoy was the one person Sirius hated who was NOT in Slytherin……you just had to wonder, how in hells name Gilderoy got into Hufflepuff, he was the most vain and selfish person to ever set foot in Hogwarts.
As Gilderoy walked up to the stage, 2/4 of the Hogwarts female population was swooning at Gilderoy, Sirius and the male members of the houses all looked sick to their stomach. The Gryffindor and Slytherin female population also looked sick.
The music started up and Gilderoy began:
/Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the sexiest one of all?/
*Why, you are! You are!*
/I said, who's the sexiest one of all?/
*You are Gilderoy, You are*
/OHHHHHHHH! I AM SO SEXXXXXY!!!! SEXXXXXXXXXY!!!!/
:Gilderoy proceeds to bring out a REAL enchanted mirror:
/Mirror, Mirror, on the wall? Who is the most intelligant of all?/
(Mirror): Well I hate to disappoint you, but I really regret to say, Remus Lupin beats your IQ, yesterday and today!
/WHAT?/
(Mirror): I said Remus Lupin beats you all in all!
James sniggered and Remus looked quite happy. Gilderoy went on pretending like nothing had happened.
/Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the bravest of them all?/
(Mirror): Why, my boy! That's very ridiculus to ask, just like asking if rain is water! Wy the bravest is James Potter!
/WHAT?/
(Mirror): I SAID JAMES POTTER! ARE YOU DEAF?
James smirked and Sirius was falling overe with laughter. Again Gilderoy ignored this, and continued with his song, a mad glint in his eye, apparently he thought he had the hat trapped.
/Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the sexiest of them all?/
(Mirror): I've heard your question, and I suggest you step back! The sexiest is of course, Sirius Black!
/WHAT THE HELL?/
Gilderoy ran off stage and out off the hall, and everyone broke into laughter. Sirius jumped on the Gryffindor table and yelled:
"I WILL BE GIVING OUT AUTOGRAPHS AFTER THE PROGRAM IS OVER, PLEASE LINE UP NEAR SIR CANDOGANS PORTRAIT IF YOU WANT ONE!" and with that he sat down.
"MR. BLACK! 10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR, NOW SIT DOWN!" McGonagall yelled, then sitting herself.
Dumbledore, who had been chuckling, recovered and smiled.
"Our next act is sure to bring out, the, ere Life in everyone!"
James and Sirius looked at each other, then to Remus, who had the I-know- what-he-means-look on his face.
"May I present to you, the Gryffindor Ghost, Nearly Headless Nick!"
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MWHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry *dabs eyes with a tissue* I just had to make Lockhart look like an idiot, I hate him! Also, the song Nick will sing is Alive, by P.O.D, thanks to Angela for e-mailing the suggestion to me, she said the idea would e best with Nick or the Baaron, but I am a Gryffindor fan so I decided to use Nick!
IMPORTANT:: I decided to add a special thing every five chapters, called "Silly songs with Sirius" which will be a spoof of "Silly songs with Larry" from Veggie tails. This will be EVERY five chapters, and Sirius is the ONLY person who will get to sing more than three times through this…..because Sirius rules, so don't beg me to have, oh, lets say Remus sing another song after he has already sang three!
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th eschool year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Okay, I took forever trying to find a song for Gilderoy to sing, originally I was planning on having him sing "I'm to Sexy", but I couldn't remember all of the words. If anyone knows the words, feel free to e-mail them to me at nari@neo-tokyo.net, and I will use them next time Gilderoy sings. This time, I decided to turn the scene from Snow White and the seven dwarfs, where the queen looks into the mirror and says "Mirror, Mirror on the wall…" Into a song, which he will sing this chapter. Also, for those who don't know, Gilderoy is a Hufflepuff in my story, and is a year ahead of James and co.
/Anything like this/ is what Gilderoy is singing.
*Anything like this* is Gilderoy singing as the Mirror on the wall
:Anythign like this: is Gilderory doing something
-
Kareoke Night
-
Gilderoy Lockhart stood up at the Hufflepuff table and then walked over to the stage. Sirius giggled, everyone knew that Gilderoy was the one person Sirius hated who was NOT in Slytherin……you just had to wonder, how in hells name Gilderoy got into Hufflepuff, he was the most vain and selfish person to ever set foot in Hogwarts.
As Gilderoy walked up to the stage, 2/4 of the Hogwarts female population was swooning at Gilderoy, Sirius and the male members of the houses all looked sick to their stomach. The Gryffindor and Slytherin female population also looked sick.
The music started up and Gilderoy began:
/Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the sexiest one of all?/
*Why, you are! You are!*
/I said, who's the sexiest one of all?/
*You are Gilderoy, You are*
/OHHHHHHHH! I AM SO SEXXXXXY!!!! SEXXXXXXXXXY!!!!/
:Gilderoy proceeds to bring out a REAL enchanted mirror:
/Mirror, Mirror, on the wall? Who is the most intelligant of all?/
(Mirror): Well I hate to disappoint you, but I really regret to say, Remus Lupin beats your IQ, yesterday and today!
/WHAT?/
(Mirror): I said Remus Lupin beats you all in all!
James sniggered and Remus looked quite happy. Gilderoy went on pretending like nothing had happened.
/Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the bravest of them all?/
(Mirror): Why, my boy! That's very ridiculus to ask, just like asking if rain is water! Wy the bravest is James Potter!
/WHAT?/
(Mirror): I SAID JAMES POTTER! ARE YOU DEAF?
James smirked and Sirius was falling overe with laughter. Again Gilderoy ignored this, and continued with his song, a mad glint in his eye, apparently he thought he had the hat trapped.
/Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the sexiest of them all?/
(Mirror): I've heard your question, and I suggest you step back! The sexiest is of course, Sirius Black!
/WHAT THE HELL?/
Gilderoy ran off stage and out off the hall, and everyone broke into laughter. Sirius jumped on the Gryffindor table and yelled:
"I WILL BE GIVING OUT AUTOGRAPHS AFTER THE PROGRAM IS OVER, PLEASE LINE UP NEAR SIR CANDOGANS PORTRAIT IF YOU WANT ONE!" and with that he sat down.
"MR. BLACK! 10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR, NOW SIT DOWN!" McGonagall yelled, then sitting herself.
Dumbledore, who had been chuckling, recovered and smiled.
"Our next act is sure to bring out, the, ere Life in everyone!"
James and Sirius looked at each other, then to Remus, who had the I-know- what-he-means-look on his face.
"May I present to you, the Gryffindor Ghost, Nearly Headless Nick!"
**********
MWHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry *dabs eyes with a tissue* I just had to make Lockhart look like an idiot, I hate him! Also, the song Nick will sing is Alive, by P.O.D, thanks to Angela for e-mailing the suggestion to me, she said the idea would e best with Nick or the Baaron, but I am a Gryffindor fan so I decided to use Nick!
IMPORTANT:: I decided to add a special thing every five chapters, called "Silly songs with Sirius" which will be a spoof of "Silly songs with Larry" from Veggie tails. This will be EVERY five chapters, and Sirius is the ONLY person who will get to sing more than three times through this…..because Sirius rules, so don't beg me to have, oh, lets say Remus sing another song after he has already sang three!