TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th e school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: THE LONG AWAITED CHAPTER!!! Yes, that's right, it's finally time for installment one of "Silly Songs with Sirus!" the song……Little Bunny Foo Foo…..only Sirius Style (hint: that's why it's SILLY songs with Sirius) Also, for those who haven't noticed yet, this story is from the point of view of James Potter, unless he is singing, then it will be a different Marauder, or Lily.
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Kareoke Night
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Sirius sprinted out of the great hall, and Dumbledore looked a very amused, even more so than usual, and James wondered what was going on, when a sudden outburst of laughter from around him brought him back to his senses.
Sirius had returned, wearing a fluffy pink bunny suit.
James joined in with the laughter, and Sirius proceeded to do a series of cartwheels in the suit, ending at the stage.
Dumbledore cleared his throat and everyone quieted down, to hear an explanation for Sirius actions.
"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sirius, the part of the show where Sirius will sing…..a silly song!"
Everyone laughed and Sirius jumped on the stage, and said,
"Every time you hear the name Ah-choo, say Bless You!"
The music started and Sirius began to sing.
/Little wizard Ah-choo, skipping in the forest! Scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head!/
Audience: Bless You!
/Down came Dumbledore and he said!/
/Little Wizard Ah-choo, I dun wanna see you, scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head! I'll give you three chances!/
Audience: Bless You!
/The next day:/
/Little wizard Ah-choo, skipping in the forest! Scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head!/
Audience: Bless You!
/Down came Dumbledore and he said!/
/Little Wizard Ah-choo, I dun wanna see you, scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head! I'll give you two chances!/
Audience: Bless You!
/The Next Day:/
/Little wizard Ah-choo, skipping in the forest! Scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head!/
Audience: Bless You!
/Down came Dumbledore and he said!/
/Little Wizard Ah-choo, I dun wanna see you, scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head! I'll give you one more chance!/
Audience: Bless You!
/The next day:/
/Little wizard Ah-choo, skipping in the forest! Scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head!/
Audience: Bless You!
/Down came Dumbledore and he said!/
/Little Wizard Ah-choo, I gave you three chances, now I have to turn you into……!/
Audience: Bless You!
/The next day:/
/Little Chocolate-Frog Ah-choo skipping in the forest, gathering up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the HEAD!/
The song ended with Sirius lettign loose one hundred choclate frogs, and everyone cheering. James was laughing so hard he thouht his heart was going to be ripped out. The Slytherins were, very, very offended by his song, and made it clear.
"Professor!"
"He shouldn't-"
"STUDENTS! Now, Mr. Black, very nice, but please refrain from using the houses in your songs." Dumbledore said, still very amused.
"Yes sir." Sirius said, as he sat down.
"Erm….Sirius," Lily began. "Shouldn't you take off the bunny suit?"
"Oh, yes, how stupid of me." He muttered as he waved his wand, and the suit disappeared.
Dumbledore stood up.
"Our next act is…….Lucius Malfoy!"
James felt sick.
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MWHA! I took BloodRedInk's idea and will be usign "I'm too sexy" for Lucius, in the next chapter! Also, the line
"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sirius, the part of the show where Sirius will sing…..a silly song!" is taken from Veggie Tales, as is the whole idea of this chapter.
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th e school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: THE LONG AWAITED CHAPTER!!! Yes, that's right, it's finally time for installment one of "Silly Songs with Sirus!" the song……Little Bunny Foo Foo…..only Sirius Style (hint: that's why it's SILLY songs with Sirius) Also, for those who haven't noticed yet, this story is from the point of view of James Potter, unless he is singing, then it will be a different Marauder, or Lily.
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Kareoke Night
-
Sirius sprinted out of the great hall, and Dumbledore looked a very amused, even more so than usual, and James wondered what was going on, when a sudden outburst of laughter from around him brought him back to his senses.
Sirius had returned, wearing a fluffy pink bunny suit.
James joined in with the laughter, and Sirius proceeded to do a series of cartwheels in the suit, ending at the stage.
Dumbledore cleared his throat and everyone quieted down, to hear an explanation for Sirius actions.
"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sirius, the part of the show where Sirius will sing…..a silly song!"
Everyone laughed and Sirius jumped on the stage, and said,
"Every time you hear the name Ah-choo, say Bless You!"
The music started and Sirius began to sing.
/Little wizard Ah-choo, skipping in the forest! Scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head!/
Audience: Bless You!
/Down came Dumbledore and he said!/
/Little Wizard Ah-choo, I dun wanna see you, scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head! I'll give you three chances!/
Audience: Bless You!
/The next day:/
/Little wizard Ah-choo, skipping in the forest! Scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head!/
Audience: Bless You!
/Down came Dumbledore and he said!/
/Little Wizard Ah-choo, I dun wanna see you, scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head! I'll give you two chances!/
Audience: Bless You!
/The Next Day:/
/Little wizard Ah-choo, skipping in the forest! Scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head!/
Audience: Bless You!
/Down came Dumbledore and he said!/
/Little Wizard Ah-choo, I dun wanna see you, scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head! I'll give you one more chance!/
Audience: Bless You!
/The next day:/
/Little wizard Ah-choo, skipping in the forest! Scooping up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the head!/
Audience: Bless You!
/Down came Dumbledore and he said!/
/Little Wizard Ah-choo, I gave you three chances, now I have to turn you into……!/
Audience: Bless You!
/The next day:/
/Little Chocolate-Frog Ah-choo skipping in the forest, gathering up the Slytherins and boppin 'em on the HEAD!/
The song ended with Sirius lettign loose one hundred choclate frogs, and everyone cheering. James was laughing so hard he thouht his heart was going to be ripped out. The Slytherins were, very, very offended by his song, and made it clear.
"Professor!"
"He shouldn't-"
"STUDENTS! Now, Mr. Black, very nice, but please refrain from using the houses in your songs." Dumbledore said, still very amused.
"Yes sir." Sirius said, as he sat down.
"Erm….Sirius," Lily began. "Shouldn't you take off the bunny suit?"
"Oh, yes, how stupid of me." He muttered as he waved his wand, and the suit disappeared.
Dumbledore stood up.
"Our next act is…….Lucius Malfoy!"
James felt sick.
******
MWHA! I took BloodRedInk's idea and will be usign "I'm too sexy" for Lucius, in the next chapter! Also, the line
"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sirius, the part of the show where Sirius will sing…..a silly song!" is taken from Veggie Tales, as is the whole idea of this chapter.