TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th eschool year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Okie, Lucius takes the stage, and for those of you who forgot *bad!* He will be singing "I'm too sexy!" Thanks to BloodRedInk, for asking me to give Lucius this song, and for giving me the lyrics. Okie, next up on my list, Lily Evans, then Peter Pettigrew, and possibly the Grey Lady (The Ravenclaw Ghost) or The Marauders (I need the YMCA lyrics!) And then, of course, it's installment two of Silly Songs with Sirius, I still gotta decide what he will sing though…..
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Kareoke Night
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Lucius stood up and smirked that I-am-a-Malfoy-bow-to-me smirk and walked up towards the Microphone.
'Oh, Joy. Can only guess what he will be singing!' Sirius voiced James thoughts.
"Malfoy's the only one in this school HALF as vain as Lockhart!"
The music began, and Lucius opened his mouth.
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/More.../
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All of this time, Lucius had been trying to get his shirt off, not knowing that Sirius had charmed it to stay on.
/I'm Too Sexy/
/Right Said Fred/
/from the album Up/
At this Lucius picked up a Beetles album and threw it in the air.
/I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love/
/Love's going to leave me/
"How could your love leave you Lucius, if you don't have a lover?" Sirius yelled, smirking.
Lucius ignored Sirius, and the laughing Gryffindors and continued.
/I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing/
At this, Sirius proceeded to jump up on the table and begin to dance Disco, while mimic the voice's on the tape.
"Oh, I'm to se-"
"BLACK!" McGonagall screamed, glaring at Sirius.
Lucius gave Sirius a death stare and continued singing.
/I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that /
Sirius was going to throw his hat in the air, but Professor McGonagall grabbed him and dragged him out of the Great Hall……leaving the Gryffindors laughing and the Slytherins glaring.
/I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my /
/'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk /
/I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me/
Suddenly they heard a scream from outside the great hall.
"Malfoys not to sexy for his cat, he doesn't own one!" At this, all the Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs burst out in laughter.
/And I'm too sexy for this song/
The great hall shook with Laughter, and the Slytherins were trying to cheer Lucius on, who looked towards the students then out of the hall.
"BLACK! You're dead!" And Lucius ran out of the great hall, intent on killing Sirius.
Dumbledore stood up and smiled, it was apparent he had also been laughing.
"Our next preformer is…..Lily Evans!"
******
Okie, Lily's up next, for this time I know what song she will be singing….and your song clue is:
It's a song by Celine Dione
Okie, guessed yet? Gotta wait till next chapter to find out if your right!
A/N: Sorry about the Lucius Humiliation, but I hate him. Next time I will make sure Sirius is gone or forced to shut up during Lucius's preformance, but I had to do it!
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th eschool year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Okie, Lucius takes the stage, and for those of you who forgot *bad!* He will be singing "I'm too sexy!" Thanks to BloodRedInk, for asking me to give Lucius this song, and for giving me the lyrics. Okie, next up on my list, Lily Evans, then Peter Pettigrew, and possibly the Grey Lady (The Ravenclaw Ghost) or The Marauders (I need the YMCA lyrics!) And then, of course, it's installment two of Silly Songs with Sirius, I still gotta decide what he will sing though…..
-
Kareoke Night
-
Lucius stood up and smirked that I-am-a-Malfoy-bow-to-me smirk and walked up towards the Microphone.
'Oh, Joy. Can only guess what he will be singing!' Sirius voiced James thoughts.
"Malfoy's the only one in this school HALF as vain as Lockhart!"
The music began, and Lucius opened his mouth.
/undefined /
/More.../
/undefined/
/[Close]/
/undefined/
/[Close]/
/undefined/
All of this time, Lucius had been trying to get his shirt off, not knowing that Sirius had charmed it to stay on.
/I'm Too Sexy/
/Right Said Fred/
/from the album Up/
At this Lucius picked up a Beetles album and threw it in the air.
/I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love/
/Love's going to leave me/
"How could your love leave you Lucius, if you don't have a lover?" Sirius yelled, smirking.
Lucius ignored Sirius, and the laughing Gryffindors and continued.
/I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing/
At this, Sirius proceeded to jump up on the table and begin to dance Disco, while mimic the voice's on the tape.
"Oh, I'm to se-"
"BLACK!" McGonagall screamed, glaring at Sirius.
Lucius gave Sirius a death stare and continued singing.
/I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that /
Sirius was going to throw his hat in the air, but Professor McGonagall grabbed him and dragged him out of the Great Hall……leaving the Gryffindors laughing and the Slytherins glaring.
/I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my /
/'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk /
/I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me/
Suddenly they heard a scream from outside the great hall.
"Malfoys not to sexy for his cat, he doesn't own one!" At this, all the Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs burst out in laughter.
/And I'm too sexy for this song/
The great hall shook with Laughter, and the Slytherins were trying to cheer Lucius on, who looked towards the students then out of the hall.
"BLACK! You're dead!" And Lucius ran out of the great hall, intent on killing Sirius.
Dumbledore stood up and smiled, it was apparent he had also been laughing.
"Our next preformer is…..Lily Evans!"
******
Okie, Lily's up next, for this time I know what song she will be singing….and your song clue is:
It's a song by Celine Dione
Okie, guessed yet? Gotta wait till next chapter to find out if your right!
A/N: Sorry about the Lucius Humiliation, but I hate him. Next time I will make sure Sirius is gone or forced to shut up during Lucius's preformance, but I had to do it!