AN: I have no idea where this story will go so please bare with me. to avoid confusion the words that have *'s around them are thoughts and the words with ^'s around them are actions. OK? Ok. Sorry if I don't get the spelling or the grammar 100% right .........but then again I am far from perfect......lol

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing...wish I did so please don't sue the only thing you would get out of the deal is my cardboard box and a VERY disobedient puppy. And I don't want to give either one away so PLEASE don't sue.

Chapter 1 In Which A Braided Boy Courts Death

"Duo you little shit head!! Get your scrawny ass back here so I can kick the shit out of it!" yelled an enraged Heero at the hiding Duo. *When I get my hands on a certain braided boy's neck I'm going to ring it like a dirty dish rag.*

*Oh yeah. Like if you yell at me enough I will just come out and say "here I am come and kill me!" What ever Heero!* Duo looked around, seeing not signs of the smoke that must be coming out of Heero's ears by now he scampered down the lane that lead to Quatre's mansion.

"Good evening," the butler said.

*Is it?* Duo thought. "Is Quatre busy?'

"No, I'm not. Is there anything that I can help you with Duo?" Quatre asked coming up behind the butler unnoticed.

"Yeah, can I claim sanctuary here?" asked a cheerful braided boy.

"What did you do to Wufei now?" droned Quatre mockingly.

"As of now nothing," Duo managed to say between snickers.

"Then what do you have in store for our dear Wufei?"

"Oh just nothing at all."

"If you have done nothing to Wufei then wha....." All of a sudden the blonde boy realized who exactly Duo was running away from. "Ok since you didn't do anything as of yet to Wufei what did you do to Heero?'

"I....ummm...I kinda did something to his.. and his..," Duo said trying to explain.

"DUO!!! What EXACTLY did YOU DO!!!!!" Quatre exclaimed trying to figure out why exactly his friend needed to find a hiding place quickly.

"C'mon Quat. Please you just gotta let me stay here. It's very important or else my life expectancy will be zero point two seconds when Heero so much as gets a whiff of me." Duo whined as he was trying to convince Quatre to let him hide at his house.

"Well if it so important to you that you stay here you had better hurry up and tell me exactly what you did. And you had better make it snappy because it won't take Heero long to come over here and see if you are here."

"Ok. Fine. You win. I hid water balloons in his bed and when he went to go lay down he got soaked. After that when he went to work on his laptop he couldn't get it open because I super glued it closed. When he finally did get it open he found strawberry jam all over the keys. When he put two and two together he figured out that I super glued it closed so that is why he is after me."

"DUO!!!! Won't you ever learn. I don't think that you need a hiding place. I think that you need to move to another part of the universe. Nothing will calm Heero down now that you messed with his lap top. The bed I can see him calming down over, but not his lap top. You should know by now that no one touches it and lives to tell about it. At least not very long anyway. Well since you did happen to save me before I guess you can hide here for tonight ONLY," the blonde boy told his friend. "By the way Duo you said you did nothing to Wufie as of yet. What's in store for him?"

"Well...."

"DUO!!!!!!!!!!!" Heero yelled.

*Oh great he's found me. Well lets just hope Quatre can keep the peace or at least me in one piece.* Duo thought to himself.

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AN: I know I am evil......I am NO good at writing but please review..... Please be gentle.....let me know what you think and whether or not I should keep going.