TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th e school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Okay, I decided to make Peter look stupid, and have him sing 'Beat It' By Micheal Jackson! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Alrighty then, on to the humiliation!
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Kareoke Night
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Everyone started murmuring, and the Marauders tried to hide their laughter, causing them to look like they were all having seizures. Lily looked VERY, VERY sick………
Peter walked up to the stage and waited for the music to come on…
/They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it /
Sirius, who couldn't help it, burst out into laughter, right there. Remus smiled at James/
"Took him less than 20 seconds….."
/You better run, you better go what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, you ain't no macho man
You ain't all that tough, better run while you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad/
James followed the suit, and began to laugh as well.
/Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Or you're gonna be defeated
Showin' just how strong my magical powers are
Why can't you see that you're wrong, we're right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it/
Remus also began to laugh, though not as loudly as the others….
/They're out to get you, better leave while you can
You're just a little boy, you know you ain't a man
If you wanna stay alive, better quit while you can
So beat it, just beat it/
Lily snorted and watched the sick display (she had NEVER liked the rat)
/You're trying to show me that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
Ill hex you, and I'll curse you,
And I really won't care/
The Slytherins, Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws all cracked at this, it was just the thought of ANYONE being cursed or hexed by Peter that was so funny.
/So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Or you're gonna be defeated
Showin' just how strong my magic is
Why can't you see that you're wrong, we're right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it/
Still, everyone laughed, and Peter gave a glare that showed he was TRYING to be macho…
/Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Or you're gonna be defeated
Showin' just how strong my magic is
Why can't you see that you're wrong, we're right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it/
Everyone laughed at Peter, including Peter, of course, he thought we were laughing with him…
Lily sighed, this was going to take awhile……
"Er, Great job Wormtail!" Sirius yelled!
"Yeah…" James muttered, forcing a smile.
"Uh-huh." Remus and Lily said in unison, smirking at each other.
"Thanks guys," Peter said happily.
Dumbledore stood once again.
"Our next act is…..Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew!"
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HAHA! If you didn't understand why everyone was laughing at Peter, think about him, then the song he sang, and associate the words, and you will probably figure it out ^_^ And again, Chapter updates:
Chapter 9) The Marauders
Chapter 10) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment II – The House Elves go marching one by one…
Chapter 11) The Grey Lady
Chapter 12) Moaning Myrtle
Chapter 13)Madame Pomfrey
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th e school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Okay, I decided to make Peter look stupid, and have him sing 'Beat It' By Micheal Jackson! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Alrighty then, on to the humiliation!
-
Kareoke Night
-
Everyone started murmuring, and the Marauders tried to hide their laughter, causing them to look like they were all having seizures. Lily looked VERY, VERY sick………
Peter walked up to the stage and waited for the music to come on…
/They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it /
Sirius, who couldn't help it, burst out into laughter, right there. Remus smiled at James/
"Took him less than 20 seconds….."
/You better run, you better go what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, you ain't no macho man
You ain't all that tough, better run while you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad/
James followed the suit, and began to laugh as well.
/Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Or you're gonna be defeated
Showin' just how strong my magical powers are
Why can't you see that you're wrong, we're right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it/
Remus also began to laugh, though not as loudly as the others….
/They're out to get you, better leave while you can
You're just a little boy, you know you ain't a man
If you wanna stay alive, better quit while you can
So beat it, just beat it/
Lily snorted and watched the sick display (she had NEVER liked the rat)
/You're trying to show me that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
Ill hex you, and I'll curse you,
And I really won't care/
The Slytherins, Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws all cracked at this, it was just the thought of ANYONE being cursed or hexed by Peter that was so funny.
/So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Or you're gonna be defeated
Showin' just how strong my magic is
Why can't you see that you're wrong, we're right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it/
Still, everyone laughed, and Peter gave a glare that showed he was TRYING to be macho…
/Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Or you're gonna be defeated
Showin' just how strong my magic is
Why can't you see that you're wrong, we're right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it/
Everyone laughed at Peter, including Peter, of course, he thought we were laughing with him…
Lily sighed, this was going to take awhile……
"Er, Great job Wormtail!" Sirius yelled!
"Yeah…" James muttered, forcing a smile.
"Uh-huh." Remus and Lily said in unison, smirking at each other.
"Thanks guys," Peter said happily.
Dumbledore stood once again.
"Our next act is…..Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew!"
******
HAHA! If you didn't understand why everyone was laughing at Peter, think about him, then the song he sang, and associate the words, and you will probably figure it out ^_^ And again, Chapter updates:
Chapter 9) The Marauders
Chapter 10) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment II – The House Elves go marching one by one…
Chapter 11) The Grey Lady
Chapter 12) Moaning Myrtle
Chapter 13)Madame Pomfrey