TITLE: Kareoke Night

Author name: Nari-chan

Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org

Category: Humor/Musical

Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical

Spoilers: All

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during the school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!

Author's Note: Okie…the Marauders are taking the stage (Peter included () Now, I decided to have them sing a lovely little tune…..also, I've deicded to cut it with the "Only sings three times" thing I've been doing, the characters can enter UNLIMETED times…..so be prepared for triple etc. the time of Snape, Marauders, Lily, Pomfrey, and etc.

Also: The Marauders will be singing "Stop, in the name of love." By the Supremes, now, why have them sing it………Because I think it would be quiet funny, and besides………JAMES MADE ME DO IT! IT WAS ALL JAMES!

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Kareoke Night

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The great hall shook with a mixture of applause, laughter, and groaning (courtesy of the Slytherins). James, Sirius, Remus and Peter took the stage, and all became quiet.

'What are they up to this time?' Lily wondered silently to herself, but the question was answered for her right then.

The music began, and they started to sing.

All-

Stop! In the name of love

Before you break my heart!

James-

Baby, baby

I'm aware of where you go

Each time you leave my door

I watch you walk down the street



Remus-

Knowing your other love you'll meet

But this time before you run to him

Leaving me alone and hurt

(Think it over) After I've been good to you ?

(Think it over) After I've been sweet to you ?

All-

Stop! In the name of love

Before you break my heart

Stop! In the name of love

Before you break my heart

Think it over

Think it over

Sirius-

I've known of your

Your secluded nights

I've even seen him

Maybe once or twice

Peter-

But is his sweet expression

James-

Worth more than my love and affection ?

But this time before you leave my arms

And rush of to her charms

Remus-

(Think it over) Haven't I been good to you ?

(Think it over) Haven't I been sweet to you ?

All-

Stop! In the name of love

Before you break my heart

Stop! In the name of love

Before you break my heart

Think it over

Think it over

James-

I've tried so hard, hard to be patient

Hoping you'd stop this infatuation

But each time you are together

I'm so afraid I'll be losing you forever

Sirius-

Stop! In the name of love

Before you break my heart

Stop! In the name of love

Before you break my heart

Peter-

Stop! In the name of love

Remus-

Baby, think it over

Think it over, baby

Ooh, think it over baby...

As Remus finished the song, the great hall erupted into applause once again. The Slytherins were the only ones not applauding. Lucius Malfoy made some comment that sounded a lot like 'they are such she-women', Sirius scowled, and sent the Leg-Locker curse at Lucius, which resulted in McGonagall taking ten points from Gryffindor and Slytherin.

Lily chuckled to herself, and told them they had all done a great job, she didn't, however, say anything to Peter.

Dumbledore rose again to announce the next act.

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Okie…..I did that just for kicks…here's the lineup for the next five chapters:

Chapter 10) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment II – The House Elves go marching one by one…

Chapter 11) The Grey Lady

Chapter 12) Moaning Myrtle

Chapter 13) Madame Pomfrey

Chapter 14) Sirius Black (Non-Silly Sirius Song, just plain old Sirius)