TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during the school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Oh Joy! Guess what time it is……that's right! Silly Songs with Sirius again! BWHAHAHA! Guess what he's singing! Well, for those of you who read my author notes at the top and bottom of the chapters do, and for those who don't I suggest tot start reading now, as because I'M NOT TELLIN!
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Kareoke Night
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"Once again it's time for Silly Songs with Sirius, the part of the show where Sirius will sing…..a silly song!"
Slytherins groaned, Hufflepuffs laughed, remembering the last time Sirius was up. Ravenclaws looked thoughtful, while the Gryffindors began to cheer, as loudly as possible.
The Professors also had a mixed look upon them, Professor McGonagall looked very irritable, and James decided to not play any pranks on her for the next week or so. Flitwick, Sprout, and Vector all looked very interested. Professor Lupin groaned, whilst Professor Jameston smiled, and cheered with the Gryffindors. (A/N: In my story Legacy, Professor Lupin and Jameston are Remus's Parents. Professor Lupin is his father, and Professor Jameston is his mother, they are separated, but are still good friends. Oh, and Professor Lupin is Head of Ravenclaw, and Professor Jameston is head of Slytherin, if you want to find out more, you gotta read legacy when it's out)
Sirius walked over to the stage, and looked out at the crowd. He smiled and spoke.
"His song is dedicated to all you house elves out their!"
Everyone groaned, and the music started up.
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ The House-Elves go marching one by one, Hur-rah! Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching two by two, Hur-rah, Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching three by three, the little one stopped to take a pee /
James and Remus burst out into laughter, along with all the Gryffindors, minus Lily, who thought that was very crude.
"Well, I never!"
/ And they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching four by four, Hur-rah! Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching four by four, Hur-rah, Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching six by six, the little one stopped to lick his di-- /
"MR. BLACK, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Professor McGonagall yelled, very red in the face.
James and Remus were laughing so hard, they were crying now. Peter was giggling stupidly like a little girl, and Lily had cracked a smile.
/ And they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching seven by seven, Hur-rah! Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching eight by eight, Hur-rah, Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching nine by nine, the little one stopped to drink some wine /
Lily finally burst out laughing. Everyone looked at her, surprised.
"Erm, Lily, you okay?" Remus muttered, looking concerned.
"Yeah, I'm fine, I just pictured a bunch of drunk house elves running around!"
Everyone cracked at this, and looked back at the stage to see what Sirius was now doing, they almost fell over, 50 House elves were now lined up on the stage doing a can-can dance.
/ And they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Hur-rah! /
/ The House elves go marching ten by ten, the little one stopped to say, the end /
/ And they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain /
Suddenly it began to rain in the great hall, and a waterfall appeared, right over Professor McGonagall, Sirius took one look at her, and ran from the hall.
"BLACK!"
Everyone burst out in laughter, and the house elves went back to work. Professor Dumbledore waved his hand, and the mess was cleaned up, in other words, the great hall looked like it had before Sirius had taken the stage. He then stood to announce the next act for the students.
The hall grew quiet, and everyone sat in anticipation, but suddenly the great hall grew cold.
"What's going on?"
"Who's up next?"
"Maybe McGonagall killed Sirius?"
"We aren't that lucky, Wormtail!"
"James!"
Just as suddenly as the hall grew cold, it grew warm again, but then all of the sudden ghost of all shapes and sizes flew into the room and hovered above the tables. Dumbledore smiled, and said
"May I present to you all, our next act, Madame Rowena Janice Alentria Jimetra Urma Sarah Jo-Ann Kensington-Ravenclaw."
"Who?" Severus Snape yelled, and everyone nodded, confused.
" Let me rephrase that," Dumbledore began, when he was interrupted again.
"PLEASE DO!" Lucius screamed, snickering. Dumbledore glared at him before continuing.
"May I present to you all, Rowena Ravenclaw, the founder and resident ghost of the Ravenclaw house, more commonly known as the Grey Lady!"
Hundreds of gasps filled the Great hall.
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Okie, so Rowena Ravenclaw is the Ravenclaw Ghost, or at least that's what I think.
Also, like I siad above, a lot of this story is related to Legacy, as is why some of those characters are in here. For those of you wondering why Remus's dad is a Ravenclaw, and his mother a Slytherin, you'll have to read Legacy to find out, the first chapter will be out in April!
And our continuing lineup is:
Chapter 11) The Grey Lady
Chapter 12) Moaning Myrtle
Chapter 13) Madame Pomfrey
Chapter 14) Sirius Black (Non-Silly Sirius Song, just plain old Sirius)
Chapter 15) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment III – B-I-N-G-O
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during the school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Oh Joy! Guess what time it is……that's right! Silly Songs with Sirius again! BWHAHAHA! Guess what he's singing! Well, for those of you who read my author notes at the top and bottom of the chapters do, and for those who don't I suggest tot start reading now, as because I'M NOT TELLIN!
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Kareoke Night
-
"Once again it's time for Silly Songs with Sirius, the part of the show where Sirius will sing…..a silly song!"
Slytherins groaned, Hufflepuffs laughed, remembering the last time Sirius was up. Ravenclaws looked thoughtful, while the Gryffindors began to cheer, as loudly as possible.
The Professors also had a mixed look upon them, Professor McGonagall looked very irritable, and James decided to not play any pranks on her for the next week or so. Flitwick, Sprout, and Vector all looked very interested. Professor Lupin groaned, whilst Professor Jameston smiled, and cheered with the Gryffindors. (A/N: In my story Legacy, Professor Lupin and Jameston are Remus's Parents. Professor Lupin is his father, and Professor Jameston is his mother, they are separated, but are still good friends. Oh, and Professor Lupin is Head of Ravenclaw, and Professor Jameston is head of Slytherin, if you want to find out more, you gotta read legacy when it's out)
Sirius walked over to the stage, and looked out at the crowd. He smiled and spoke.
"His song is dedicated to all you house elves out their!"
Everyone groaned, and the music started up.
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ The House-Elves go marching one by one, Hur-rah! Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching two by two, Hur-rah, Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching three by three, the little one stopped to take a pee /
James and Remus burst out into laughter, along with all the Gryffindors, minus Lily, who thought that was very crude.
"Well, I never!"
/ And they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching four by four, Hur-rah! Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching four by four, Hur-rah, Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching six by six, the little one stopped to lick his di-- /
"MR. BLACK, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Professor McGonagall yelled, very red in the face.
James and Remus were laughing so hard, they were crying now. Peter was giggling stupidly like a little girl, and Lily had cracked a smile.
/ And they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching seven by seven, Hur-rah! Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching eight by eight, Hur-rah, Hur-rah! /
/ The House-Elves go marching nine by nine, the little one stopped to drink some wine /
Lily finally burst out laughing. Everyone looked at her, surprised.
"Erm, Lily, you okay?" Remus muttered, looking concerned.
"Yeah, I'm fine, I just pictured a bunch of drunk house elves running around!"
Everyone cracked at this, and looked back at the stage to see what Sirius was now doing, they almost fell over, 50 House elves were now lined up on the stage doing a can-can dance.
/ And they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom /
/ Hur-rah! /
/ The House elves go marching ten by ten, the little one stopped to say, the end /
/ And they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain /
Suddenly it began to rain in the great hall, and a waterfall appeared, right over Professor McGonagall, Sirius took one look at her, and ran from the hall.
"BLACK!"
Everyone burst out in laughter, and the house elves went back to work. Professor Dumbledore waved his hand, and the mess was cleaned up, in other words, the great hall looked like it had before Sirius had taken the stage. He then stood to announce the next act for the students.
The hall grew quiet, and everyone sat in anticipation, but suddenly the great hall grew cold.
"What's going on?"
"Who's up next?"
"Maybe McGonagall killed Sirius?"
"We aren't that lucky, Wormtail!"
"James!"
Just as suddenly as the hall grew cold, it grew warm again, but then all of the sudden ghost of all shapes and sizes flew into the room and hovered above the tables. Dumbledore smiled, and said
"May I present to you all, our next act, Madame Rowena Janice Alentria Jimetra Urma Sarah Jo-Ann Kensington-Ravenclaw."
"Who?" Severus Snape yelled, and everyone nodded, confused.
" Let me rephrase that," Dumbledore began, when he was interrupted again.
"PLEASE DO!" Lucius screamed, snickering. Dumbledore glared at him before continuing.
"May I present to you all, Rowena Ravenclaw, the founder and resident ghost of the Ravenclaw house, more commonly known as the Grey Lady!"
Hundreds of gasps filled the Great hall.
******
Okie, so Rowena Ravenclaw is the Ravenclaw Ghost, or at least that's what I think.
Also, like I siad above, a lot of this story is related to Legacy, as is why some of those characters are in here. For those of you wondering why Remus's dad is a Ravenclaw, and his mother a Slytherin, you'll have to read Legacy to find out, the first chapter will be out in April!
And our continuing lineup is:
Chapter 11) The Grey Lady
Chapter 12) Moaning Myrtle
Chapter 13) Madame Pomfrey
Chapter 14) Sirius Black (Non-Silly Sirius Song, just plain old Sirius)
Chapter 15) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment III – B-I-N-G-O