TITLE: Kareoke Night

Author name: Nari-chan

Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org

Category: Humor/Musical

Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical

Spoilers: All

Rating: PG-13

Author's Note: Okie, Rowena Ravenclaw a.k.a. the Grey Lady is up to sing now, I have the PERFECT song for her to sing to, Reflection by Christina Auguliera. ^_^ Have fun….BWHAHAHA! Oh, and I will only be putting the Author note up from now on, no more disclaimer or Summary, I think ten of those will do just fine!

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Kareoke Night

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Rowena floated up to the stage. Everyone was staring at her, the Ravenclaw students looked very smug because THEIR house founder was singing. Sirius scowled at them. James wondered when he had returned, noticing him looking, Sirius told him.

"McGonagall told me I could come in to see Rowena sing. If I do anything crude in my next Silly Songs segment, she will discontinue it." Lily looked at them before saying what she thought was appropriate for the situation.

"Well I agree with her TOTALLY, that was really uncalled for, Sirius!" Sirius was about to retort with by saying something really nasty when the music started, and he was forced by McGonagalls glare to look at the stage.

Rowena began to sing.

/Look at me

You may think you see

Who I really am

But you'll never know me

Every day

It's as if I play a part

Now I see

If I wear a mask

I can fool the world

But I cannot fool my heart /

Sirius was suddenly sitting very still, staring at Rowena Ravenclaw with goo-goo eyes.

"OMG! Sirius is in love with a ghost, a school founder non the less," Remus muttered to James, staring at Sirus.

/Who is that girl I see

Staring straight back at me

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside/

"Ahh…." Sirius muttered dumbly. Lily looked at him, concern etched on her face.

"Sirius, you okay? You don't look to well…"

"Rowena." Was the only reply she got.

/I am now

In a world where I

Have to hide my heart

And what I believe in

But somehow

I will show the world

What's inside my heart

And be loved for who I am/

Professor McGonagall was looking at Sirius, and looked just as concerned as Lily. She whispered something to Dumbledore who nodded and walked towards the Gryffindor table. He bent down to Sirius and muttered something, Sirius suddenly zoned in and looked very embarrassed, James, Remus, Lily, Peter, Frank, and Arabella all laughed, and Dumbledore smiled at Sirius, who nodded, still red in the face.

/Who is that girl I see

Staring straight back at me

Why is my reflection

Someone I don't know

Must I pretend that I'm

Someone else

For all time

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside/

"So Sirius, falling for a ghost?"

"Erm, no. Actually, you know what I've been trying to tell you guys for the last week?"

"Yeah?" Came the chorus of answers. Sirius took a deep breath.

"Well, I'm a seer. I just saw Rowena Ravenclaw being killed by Salazar Slytherin, and that's why Dumbledore came over."

Everyone stared at him.

/There's a heart that must be free to fly

That burns with a need to know the reason why/

"COOL!" Came the replies from his friends. Sirius smiled broadly.

/Why must we all conceal

What we think

How we feel

Must there be a secret me

I'm forced to hide

I won't pretend that I'm

Someone else

For all time

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside/

The song ended and everyone cheered for Rowena, who was bowing.

Dumbledore stood to announce the next act.

"Our next act comes straight from the girls u-bend on the third floor." Sudden groans were heard from EVERY single female student, while the guys looked totally lost.

"May I present, Moaning Myrtle!"

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BWHAHHAHAHAHAH! Myrtles up next! Bwha! No, the lineup continues…

Chapter 12) Moaning Myrtle

Chapter 13) Madame Pomfrey

Chapter 14) Sirius Black (Non-Silly Sirius Song, just plain old Sirius)

Chapter 15) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment III – B-I-N-G-O

Chapter 16) Professor Flitwick