Galadriel Got High
I wasn't gonna take the ring until I got high
I was gonna let Frodo take it until I got high
Now I'm the Dark Queen and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I was gonna defeat Sauron before I got high
I shoulda ignored all his marriage proposals but then I got high
I'm now his wife and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I was gonna keep the ring but then I got high
I was gonna keep it to myself, but I'm still high
Now he's got it back and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I wasn't gonna be a dark elf but I got high
I was gonna "stay Galadriel" but then I got high
Now Elrond hates me and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I was gonna save the world but I got high
I was gonna refuse Frodo's offer but I got high
Now I am evil and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I messed up the plot of book three cause I got high
I took the ring and power cause I got high
Now Sauron's taken over and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I'm no longer on Elrond's Christmas List because I'm high
I'm Mrs. Evil Dark Lord Sauron cause I'm high
And if I am killed by the good guys I'll know why
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
I wasn't gonna take the ring until I got high
I was gonna let Frodo take it until I got high
Now I'm the Dark Queen and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I was gonna defeat Sauron before I got high
I shoulda ignored all his marriage proposals but then I got high
I'm now his wife and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I was gonna keep the ring but then I got high
I was gonna keep it to myself, but I'm still high
Now he's got it back and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I wasn't gonna be a dark elf but I got high
I was gonna "stay Galadriel" but then I got high
Now Elrond hates me and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I was gonna save the world but I got high
I was gonna refuse Frodo's offer but I got high
Now I am evil and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I messed up the plot of book three cause I got high
I took the ring and power cause I got high
Now Sauron's taken over and I know why
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
I'm no longer on Elrond's Christmas List because I'm high
I'm Mrs. Evil Dark Lord Sauron cause I'm high
And if I am killed by the good guys I'll know why
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high