TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during the school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Oh Joy! Guess what? It's...MADAME POMFREY to the rescue! BWHAHAH! The song she is singing is called "Apple a day" and is from my schools musical, "Wiggy Wam" Anywho…one with the show!
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Kareoke Night
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After the screams stopped, which took a while, mind you, Madame Pomfrey entered the Great Hall and walked towards the stage. She smiled, unaware of the pale faces around her.
The music began, and right before she began to sing, Sirius managed to whisper something to his friends.
"It's her payback, all those times we blew off Snapes head…" James grimaced as she began to sing.
/When I was a young girl
I heard a tale
About a doctor who once said
Chocolate was good for the stomache
And sugar for the soul
But one doctor I remember well…/
"Oh. My. God." James gasped, staring in fear.
/He would say….
"An Apple a day
Will keep the doctor away!
An apple a day
Will keep the DOCTOR away!/
Sirius stared, then burst out in laughter, which abruptly stopped once Sirius noticed McGonagall staring at him.
/Chocolate Berries
Strawberry Cherries
Are all good and well
But when you need to get well fast
Only one thing will do the trick and last…/
"Ah oh…" Lily muttered, looking around. Remus was smiling stupidly.
/An Apple a day
Will keep the doctor away!
An apple a day
Will keep the DOCTOR away!/
Lily knew that something was up with Remus, he HATED Madame Pomfrey. James and Sirius had covered their ears. Peter was to stupid to do anything, so he just listening.
/Boys are evil/
"Hey! I resent that!" James yelled, then sliding into his seat after being glared at by McGonagall.
/Girls so medieval
Oh what can I do?
To make it up to you?
Oh…I know…/
/An Apple a day
Will keep the doctor away!
An apple a day
Will keep the DOCTOR away!/
The song ended, and Madame Pomfrey skipped off of the stage and out of the great hall. Everyone, including the Professors, burst into laughter.
All except for Remus. He took his wand, waved it over himself, and said two words.
"Revesio Listenium!"
Lily screamed at him.
"A SILENCING CHARM!" Remus smiled.
"Your point would be…" Lily glared.
"I should have known." Everyone laughed and Dumbledore walked over to the stage, and prepared to announce the next act.
"Our next act is…Sirius Black!"
******
Okie then…. Time for Sirius to sing next. It WILL NOT be a Silly Song, it will be a regular song. After that chapter, Sirius will do a silly song.
Line up:
Chapter 14) Sirius Black (Non-Silly Sirius Song, just plain old Sirius)
Chapter 15) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment III – B-I-N-G-O
Chapter 16) Professor Flitwick
Chapter 17) Lily, Sirius, James, and Peter
Chapter 18) Hagrid
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: Humor/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during the school year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan! I do NOT own the song BENT, it belongs to Matchbox Twenty, just usin it for my own twisted purposes!
Author's Note: Oh Joy! Guess what? It's...MADAME POMFREY to the rescue! BWHAHAH! The song she is singing is called "Apple a day" and is from my schools musical, "Wiggy Wam" Anywho…one with the show!
-
Kareoke Night
-
After the screams stopped, which took a while, mind you, Madame Pomfrey entered the Great Hall and walked towards the stage. She smiled, unaware of the pale faces around her.
The music began, and right before she began to sing, Sirius managed to whisper something to his friends.
"It's her payback, all those times we blew off Snapes head…" James grimaced as she began to sing.
/When I was a young girl
I heard a tale
About a doctor who once said
Chocolate was good for the stomache
And sugar for the soul
But one doctor I remember well…/
"Oh. My. God." James gasped, staring in fear.
/He would say….
"An Apple a day
Will keep the doctor away!
An apple a day
Will keep the DOCTOR away!/
Sirius stared, then burst out in laughter, which abruptly stopped once Sirius noticed McGonagall staring at him.
/Chocolate Berries
Strawberry Cherries
Are all good and well
But when you need to get well fast
Only one thing will do the trick and last…/
"Ah oh…" Lily muttered, looking around. Remus was smiling stupidly.
/An Apple a day
Will keep the doctor away!
An apple a day
Will keep the DOCTOR away!/
Lily knew that something was up with Remus, he HATED Madame Pomfrey. James and Sirius had covered their ears. Peter was to stupid to do anything, so he just listening.
/Boys are evil/
"Hey! I resent that!" James yelled, then sliding into his seat after being glared at by McGonagall.
/Girls so medieval
Oh what can I do?
To make it up to you?
Oh…I know…/
/An Apple a day
Will keep the doctor away!
An apple a day
Will keep the DOCTOR away!/
The song ended, and Madame Pomfrey skipped off of the stage and out of the great hall. Everyone, including the Professors, burst into laughter.
All except for Remus. He took his wand, waved it over himself, and said two words.
"Revesio Listenium!"
Lily screamed at him.
"A SILENCING CHARM!" Remus smiled.
"Your point would be…" Lily glared.
"I should have known." Everyone laughed and Dumbledore walked over to the stage, and prepared to announce the next act.
"Our next act is…Sirius Black!"
******
Okie then…. Time for Sirius to sing next. It WILL NOT be a Silly Song, it will be a regular song. After that chapter, Sirius will do a silly song.
Line up:
Chapter 14) Sirius Black (Non-Silly Sirius Song, just plain old Sirius)
Chapter 15) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment III – B-I-N-G-O
Chapter 16) Professor Flitwick
Chapter 17) Lily, Sirius, James, and Peter
Chapter 18) Hagrid