Vegeta's Bad Hair Day
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: Sorry but I don't own Dragonball Z or any of the characters.
Kameha: *Panting* Vegeta please stop chasing me I'm Tired out right now.
Vegeta: Never! I won't ever let you get away for what you've done!
Kameha: Look There's Bulma *points behind Vegeta*
Vegeta: What? Where? Who? The Women?
Bulma: Vegeta how dare you chase the author? I'm ashamed of you; Kameha is trying to make you famous.
Vegeta: Well she's not making the story any better.
Bulma: *hit Veggie with a frying Pan*
Kameha: Thanks for hitting that Baka for me and let's get on with the chapter.
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Chapter 2
Vegeta yelled"Who are you calling a Carrot head?"
"You Veggie-chan, your hair is so flattering (sorry it's a lame joke). Hahaha"
Vegeta looked puzzled, "What the h*ll do you mean?"
Chi Chi and Bulma came in. "What's all the racket in here?" They saw Vegeta and started laughing.
"What? I demand to know what is so funny!"
Trunks, who were laughing really hard, held up a mirror and it pointed it towards Vegeta.
Vegeta looked surprised and anger filled his eyes. "Trunks you get back here you little Gaki! I'll give you a piece of my mind!"
Trunks started to run and Goten followed him along with Vegeta. Goku who was on the floor laughing so hard right now kept laughing.
* 1 hour later *
Vegeta's hair had gotten a lot messier since he chased Trunks and Goten. Most of his hair was now curlier than ever. Vegeta sat in his bed and thought of how he would get his hair back up there instead of it flying in his face all the time.
Bulma came in and asked" Are you alright Veggie-chan?"
"No! Thanks to your pathetic son, I now looked like one of the third class Saiyans like Kakarot."
"Oh Veggie, don't worry you can just apply some gel and my dad and I will try to make a gel that will make your hair stay up and it will look like nothing ever happened."
"Thanks Wo… er what's your name again?"
Temper rose up in her face as she yelled "IT'S BULMA YOU BAKA! WILL YOU EVER GET IT RIGHT?"
"Oh Yeah, its Bullmaha right?"
"NO YOU BAKA! THAT'S THE NAME OF THE CEREAL BOX YOU ALWAYS HAVE FOR BREAKFAST! Fine forget it just call me Bulma B-U-L-M-A Alright?"
Vegeta turned on the TV and switched to his favorite Wrestling show. "Yeah, who cares Women?"
Bulma's face went red again. "I'M GONNA CUT OFF THAT CHANNEL SOME DAY SO THIS CHANNEL WILL NOT BRAINWASH YOU AND YOU WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME."
Bulma rampaged downstairs. Vegeta was still Watching TV. "Do you want your hair to spike up like you always wanted?" The TV questioned.
"Yes because the little Gaki yanked out the main piece of hair."
"Well we've got a deal for you; it's called the 'Cement my Hair' Hair Gel! This product is for short hair only but make sure you don't put too much of this product on or you will have a hard head like most of your stupid friends."
Vegeta muttered "Yeah like Kakarot he can't even stored how to tie shoe laces in his thick skull of his. Then again, I can't either" He looked down at the type of shoes he's been wearing, if was ones where you just put them on and you won't have to tied to shoe laces.
"Just call 450-HAIR to buy this product. It will take 2 days for delivery and the cost is only $2 for this little tube. Wow great deal huh? We also accept cheques and Credit Cards. Well call today!"
Vegeta answered "Well I will." He took the phone and dialed the number.
"Hello, This is the number of the 'Cement your hair' Hair gel. How may I help you?"
"Hi I want to order 50 of the hair gel please."
The operator was silent. She then asked "50?"
"Yes just send the d*mn stuff to Capsule Corp."
"What is your name?"
"Vegeta Briefs"
"Vegetable Briefcase" He heard her write it down.
"NO IT'S VEGETA BREIFS YOU BAKA!!"
"Oh, Veggie Briefs eh?"
"NO VEGETA BREIFS, IF YOU SPELL IT WRONG AGAIN I'LL BLAST YOU TO H*LL WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He heard someone cowering at the sound of his voice. "Al.. Alright…. S- sir…. Y-your package…. Wi.. will a… arrive…. In… t..two…days.. Thank you." She hung up quickly.
"People these days never respect the Prince." He said to himself and continued watching Wrestling.
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Sorry if I'm offending any Vegeta lovers out there. Also I'll try to add more humor to the story. Thanks all for reading it. Also a special Thanks to Bulma for hitting Vegeta before the starting of this Chapter. *Kameha sees Bulma still hitting Vegeta.* ^_^ 0
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: Sorry but I don't own Dragonball Z or any of the characters.
Kameha: *Panting* Vegeta please stop chasing me I'm Tired out right now.
Vegeta: Never! I won't ever let you get away for what you've done!
Kameha: Look There's Bulma *points behind Vegeta*
Vegeta: What? Where? Who? The Women?
Bulma: Vegeta how dare you chase the author? I'm ashamed of you; Kameha is trying to make you famous.
Vegeta: Well she's not making the story any better.
Bulma: *hit Veggie with a frying Pan*
Kameha: Thanks for hitting that Baka for me and let's get on with the chapter.
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Chapter 2
Vegeta yelled"Who are you calling a Carrot head?"
"You Veggie-chan, your hair is so flattering (sorry it's a lame joke). Hahaha"
Vegeta looked puzzled, "What the h*ll do you mean?"
Chi Chi and Bulma came in. "What's all the racket in here?" They saw Vegeta and started laughing.
"What? I demand to know what is so funny!"
Trunks, who were laughing really hard, held up a mirror and it pointed it towards Vegeta.
Vegeta looked surprised and anger filled his eyes. "Trunks you get back here you little Gaki! I'll give you a piece of my mind!"
Trunks started to run and Goten followed him along with Vegeta. Goku who was on the floor laughing so hard right now kept laughing.
* 1 hour later *
Vegeta's hair had gotten a lot messier since he chased Trunks and Goten. Most of his hair was now curlier than ever. Vegeta sat in his bed and thought of how he would get his hair back up there instead of it flying in his face all the time.
Bulma came in and asked" Are you alright Veggie-chan?"
"No! Thanks to your pathetic son, I now looked like one of the third class Saiyans like Kakarot."
"Oh Veggie, don't worry you can just apply some gel and my dad and I will try to make a gel that will make your hair stay up and it will look like nothing ever happened."
"Thanks Wo… er what's your name again?"
Temper rose up in her face as she yelled "IT'S BULMA YOU BAKA! WILL YOU EVER GET IT RIGHT?"
"Oh Yeah, its Bullmaha right?"
"NO YOU BAKA! THAT'S THE NAME OF THE CEREAL BOX YOU ALWAYS HAVE FOR BREAKFAST! Fine forget it just call me Bulma B-U-L-M-A Alright?"
Vegeta turned on the TV and switched to his favorite Wrestling show. "Yeah, who cares Women?"
Bulma's face went red again. "I'M GONNA CUT OFF THAT CHANNEL SOME DAY SO THIS CHANNEL WILL NOT BRAINWASH YOU AND YOU WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME."
Bulma rampaged downstairs. Vegeta was still Watching TV. "Do you want your hair to spike up like you always wanted?" The TV questioned.
"Yes because the little Gaki yanked out the main piece of hair."
"Well we've got a deal for you; it's called the 'Cement my Hair' Hair Gel! This product is for short hair only but make sure you don't put too much of this product on or you will have a hard head like most of your stupid friends."
Vegeta muttered "Yeah like Kakarot he can't even stored how to tie shoe laces in his thick skull of his. Then again, I can't either" He looked down at the type of shoes he's been wearing, if was ones where you just put them on and you won't have to tied to shoe laces.
"Just call 450-HAIR to buy this product. It will take 2 days for delivery and the cost is only $2 for this little tube. Wow great deal huh? We also accept cheques and Credit Cards. Well call today!"
Vegeta answered "Well I will." He took the phone and dialed the number.
"Hello, This is the number of the 'Cement your hair' Hair gel. How may I help you?"
"Hi I want to order 50 of the hair gel please."
The operator was silent. She then asked "50?"
"Yes just send the d*mn stuff to Capsule Corp."
"What is your name?"
"Vegeta Briefs"
"Vegetable Briefcase" He heard her write it down.
"NO IT'S VEGETA BREIFS YOU BAKA!!"
"Oh, Veggie Briefs eh?"
"NO VEGETA BREIFS, IF YOU SPELL IT WRONG AGAIN I'LL BLAST YOU TO H*LL WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He heard someone cowering at the sound of his voice. "Al.. Alright…. S- sir…. Y-your package…. Wi.. will a… arrive…. In… t..two…days.. Thank you." She hung up quickly.
"People these days never respect the Prince." He said to himself and continued watching Wrestling.
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Sorry if I'm offending any Vegeta lovers out there. Also I'll try to add more humor to the story. Thanks all for reading it. Also a special Thanks to Bulma for hitting Vegeta before the starting of this Chapter. *Kameha sees Bulma still hitting Vegeta.* ^_^ 0