TITLE: Kareoke Night

Author name: Nari-chan

Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org

Category: Humor/Musical

Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical

Spoilers: All

Rating: PG-13

Author's Note: Okay, thanks to the people *insert cheer here* demanding me to make Sirius sing a non-silly Sirius song, I give you this, Chapter 14, Sirius Black singing a NORMAL song! What song, Flavor of the Week by American Hi-Fi! Why, you may ask? Because I am sick of Sirius Black beign portrayed as a player with no brains. This song shows that he knows the consequences for being a player, and that love comes in odd ways. Besides, I don't think Sirius would like it if I made him out to be a player, would you?

I also admit, I am writing this after going to the dance last night with my boyfriend, and then having him dump me halfway through the dance for another girl, only to find out they had been going out behind my back for the past two weeks. If anyone has any good idea's for revenge, lemme know in your review.

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Kareoke Night

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Sirius stood up, and walked up to the stage. The Slytherins were groaning again, everyone else was silent. Dumbledore hadn't said this was SILLY SONGS with Sirius, he had only stated Sirius was going to sing.

James looked up sighing, he was just as curious as everyone else, Sirius, for once, actually looked…serious. It was scary, Lily, Remus, peter, and Arabella all looked the same way as James. The music started, and right before he began to sing, Sirius said one thing.

"This song is dedicated to everyone out there who has been hurt by a cheating boyfriend or girlfriend." With that, he began to sing.

/She paints her nails and she don't know

He's got her best friend on the phone

She'll wash her hair, his dirty clothes

for all he gives to her

and he's got posters on the wall

of all the girls he wished she was

and he means everything to her/

James suddenly knew WHY Sirius was singing this. His former girlfriend, Harriet Griungl, a Ravenclaw, had broken up with Sirius for another guy, Sirius had been heartbroken, only to find out that Harriet had been going out with Joshua Flint behind his back for a month.

Lily smiled inwardly, Sirius had every right to sing that song, and vent his feelings.

Remus agreed with Lily. Arabella had secretly like Sirius from afar for a long time, and was kind of glad Harriet and Sirius had broken up.

Peter burped, which earned him glares from everyone around him, shyly he muttered an apology,

"Sorry…"

/Her boyfriend, he don't know

anything about her

he's too stoned, Nintendo

I wish that I could make her see

She's just the Flavor of the Weak/

Peter burped again, and Lily glared at him.

"God Peter, think you can do it any louder?" Peter cringed, and Remus was looking at the Slytherin table.

"Look, it's not his fault. It's Snape doing it." He said pointing over to the Slytherin table, where Snape and Lucius were doubled over with laughter. Fuming, Lily cast the counter-curse, and James hexed Snape while Arabella took Lucius.

/It's Friday night and She's all alone

He's a million miles away

She's dressed to kill, but the TV's on

He's connected to the sound

and he's got pictures on the wall

of all the girls he's loved before

and she knows all his favorite songs/

James and everyone held in their laughter, for the sake of Sirius, who was looking happier than he had for days up on the stage.

/Her boyfriend, he don't know

anything about her

he's too stoned, Nintendo

I wish that I could make her see

She's just the Flavor of the Weak/

People had suddenly started to sing along with Sirius. Harriet and Joshua had both slide considerably far down in their seats. Most people knew what had happened, and supported Sirius fully, except for the Slytherins who supported Joshua and Harriet.

/Her boyfriend, He don't know

anything about her

He's too stoned

He's too stoned

He's too stoned

He's too stoned/

James found himself singing along as well, curiously he looked at his friends who also were singing. Lily looked at him and smiled.

"Sirius asked me to cast a spell on the Great Hall, giving the lyrics to everyone, so they could sing along if they wanted." Everyone smiled and continued to sing.

/Her boyfriend, he don't know

anything about her

he's too stoned, Nintendo

I wish that I could make her see

She's just the Flavor of the Weak/

The great hall was booming with singing, and the Marauders noticed even some of the teachers had joined in. What surprised James the most was that McGonagall had begun to sing as well.

/Yeah she's the Flavor of the Weak

She makes me weak/

The music and singing ended, and everyone fell into applauds, even a few Slytherins clapped, but quickly stopped when they saw the rest of their hose staring at them.

Sirius did not make a move to leave the stage when Dumbledore came up to announce the next act.

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Okie next up is Silly Songs. Watch out for my next new fic, For the Sake of Sirius, which is just a little Sirius/Remus fic. Also watch out for an update on Tainted Blue.

Lineup:

Chapter 15) Silly Songs with Sirius - Installment III – B-I-N-G-O

Chapter 16) Professor Flitwick

Chapter 17) Lily, Sirius, James, and Peter

Chapter 18) Hagrid

Chapter 19) Rita Skeeter