Vegeta's Bad Hair Day
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball z
Bulma: You little Baka get over here!
Vegeta: Stop it Onna (women in Japanese) I had enough
Bulma: My name is Bulma not Women!
Vegeta: Fine Bulma Stop
*Bulma stopped running and panted*
Bulma: If you ever talk bad in front of Kameha again I will destroy your gravity machine and never cook for you again.
Vegeta: *begging* no Please Wo.. er Bulma. I need my love and my food please. I'll be good next time.
Bulma: Fine
Kameha: Yay he won't hurt me any more! ^_^ I'm so happy. Let's get on the chapter 3 shall we?
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Chapter 3
Today was the day Vegeta thought. It had been a few days since Vegeta had just bought the product called cement my hair, hair gel. He was so happy. He had so many bad times for 2 whole days. Oh Kami, I think those were the worst days of my life. You see, Frieza came back by General Tao who wished him back with the dragonballs. Frieza was so angry at Tao, He suddenly destroyed him. He tried to look for the highest power level he could find. He presumed it was Goku's but he's face was startled when he saw the Super Saiyan Vegeta. But what happened to that hair Frieza thought. Frieza couldn't believe what had happened to the hair. He started to laugh.
"What are you laughing at?" Vegeta barked
Frieza couldn't with stand the laughter and broke into tears and fell on the floor laughing his head off. "You Hair……….. Ve………geta…….. hahahahhahahahaahahaha did you go get and earthling to throw a butcher's knife at you hahahahhahaha."
Vegeta's face turned red with 40 shades of embarrassment. Vegeta couldn't stand it no longer. He left the fight who was afraid that Frieza might tell his father in h*ll what his hair had turned into. Frieza left Earth hoping to find a real challenged and also presumed that Goku was dead.
Vegeta couldn't forget about the nightmare he was having that day. Oh well he couldn't have got it worst. He slowly opened the package. There was a knot in the tying and he got impatient of undoing the knot so he blasted the package. All that was standing was 50 tubes of hair gel. Someday he will kill anyone who will make knots in packages someday he thought to himself.
He grabbed all the tubes and threw them into his closet. He grabbed one before it fell. The tube was full of words around the label. Although he couldn't read, he just ignored them. He remembered about the warning he got before he bought the product. "Never put too much or else you will have a hard skull like most of your stupid friends." He decided to first try a pea sized amount. He carefully put some in his hair. It's didn't work so he got mad again and squeezed the whole tube onto his head. His head went all cement like since he put so much on. He hadn't put his hair up for a long time so he gelled it as high as he could. He looked in the mirror again and his hair was all grey. What the h*ll he thought to himself. He thought it would wear off soon so he could get his hair back to normal. Little did he know what would happen to him. He walked out his door and made a ^ at the top of the door from his hair that has now hardened. Bulma was walking around trying to find her little five year old son so he could take a bath. Bulma looked at Vegeta and started to laugh even harder than ever.
"What did you do to your hair Vegeta? Put super glue on it so it will harden and poke your enemies? Hahaha"
"What are you talking about?"
She pointed to his hair. "Ahh my hair!!!!!!! Not again!!!!! AHHHHHH……… what am I yelling about again?"
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Kameha: Uh Oh, looks like Veggie-chan lost his memory because the cement might have harden his hair but it also might have hardened his head too! LOL
Vegeta: Who are you?
Kameha: I am the great superior Kamehameha! I'm the one who has been writing this fanfic!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Oh Then who are these people? *pointed to his wife and Trunks*
Trunks & Bulma: Hey!
Kameha: Couldn't you remember them?
Vegeta: Nope
*Bulma and Trunks starts chasing Vegeta and Kameha*
Bulma: What did you do to my husband?
Kameha: Sorry, I was only making this fanfic just for fun. Owwww *just got hit with a mallet* Next Chapter, I hope will not be too violent *passes out*
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball z
Bulma: You little Baka get over here!
Vegeta: Stop it Onna (women in Japanese) I had enough
Bulma: My name is Bulma not Women!
Vegeta: Fine Bulma Stop
*Bulma stopped running and panted*
Bulma: If you ever talk bad in front of Kameha again I will destroy your gravity machine and never cook for you again.
Vegeta: *begging* no Please Wo.. er Bulma. I need my love and my food please. I'll be good next time.
Bulma: Fine
Kameha: Yay he won't hurt me any more! ^_^ I'm so happy. Let's get on the chapter 3 shall we?
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Chapter 3
Today was the day Vegeta thought. It had been a few days since Vegeta had just bought the product called cement my hair, hair gel. He was so happy. He had so many bad times for 2 whole days. Oh Kami, I think those were the worst days of my life. You see, Frieza came back by General Tao who wished him back with the dragonballs. Frieza was so angry at Tao, He suddenly destroyed him. He tried to look for the highest power level he could find. He presumed it was Goku's but he's face was startled when he saw the Super Saiyan Vegeta. But what happened to that hair Frieza thought. Frieza couldn't believe what had happened to the hair. He started to laugh.
"What are you laughing at?" Vegeta barked
Frieza couldn't with stand the laughter and broke into tears and fell on the floor laughing his head off. "You Hair……….. Ve………geta…….. hahahahhahahahaahahaha did you go get and earthling to throw a butcher's knife at you hahahahhahaha."
Vegeta's face turned red with 40 shades of embarrassment. Vegeta couldn't stand it no longer. He left the fight who was afraid that Frieza might tell his father in h*ll what his hair had turned into. Frieza left Earth hoping to find a real challenged and also presumed that Goku was dead.
Vegeta couldn't forget about the nightmare he was having that day. Oh well he couldn't have got it worst. He slowly opened the package. There was a knot in the tying and he got impatient of undoing the knot so he blasted the package. All that was standing was 50 tubes of hair gel. Someday he will kill anyone who will make knots in packages someday he thought to himself.
He grabbed all the tubes and threw them into his closet. He grabbed one before it fell. The tube was full of words around the label. Although he couldn't read, he just ignored them. He remembered about the warning he got before he bought the product. "Never put too much or else you will have a hard skull like most of your stupid friends." He decided to first try a pea sized amount. He carefully put some in his hair. It's didn't work so he got mad again and squeezed the whole tube onto his head. His head went all cement like since he put so much on. He hadn't put his hair up for a long time so he gelled it as high as he could. He looked in the mirror again and his hair was all grey. What the h*ll he thought to himself. He thought it would wear off soon so he could get his hair back to normal. Little did he know what would happen to him. He walked out his door and made a ^ at the top of the door from his hair that has now hardened. Bulma was walking around trying to find her little five year old son so he could take a bath. Bulma looked at Vegeta and started to laugh even harder than ever.
"What did you do to your hair Vegeta? Put super glue on it so it will harden and poke your enemies? Hahaha"
"What are you talking about?"
She pointed to his hair. "Ahh my hair!!!!!!! Not again!!!!! AHHHHHH……… what am I yelling about again?"
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Kameha: Uh Oh, looks like Veggie-chan lost his memory because the cement might have harden his hair but it also might have hardened his head too! LOL
Vegeta: Who are you?
Kameha: I am the great superior Kamehameha! I'm the one who has been writing this fanfic!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Oh Then who are these people? *pointed to his wife and Trunks*
Trunks & Bulma: Hey!
Kameha: Couldn't you remember them?
Vegeta: Nope
*Bulma and Trunks starts chasing Vegeta and Kameha*
Bulma: What did you do to my husband?
Kameha: Sorry, I was only making this fanfic just for fun. Owwww *just got hit with a mallet* Next Chapter, I hope will not be too violent *passes out*