Vegeta's Bad Hair Day
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: I Don't Own DBZ or any of the other characters……………
Vegeta: I don't think she does
Kameha: That's what I said you nincompoop!
Vegeta: Whatever Just give me my darn reviews
Kameha: Those are my reviews! ARE YOU FORGETTING WHO WRITES THE STORIES AROUND HERE!
Vegeta: I write the stories don't I?
Kameha: I am called the AUTHOR who writes the stories and you are the MAIN CHARACTER of the story ok?
Vegeta: Don't I get a pen with paper?
Kameha: *stress mark* No! I HAVE THE PEN AND PAPER, IT IS MY STORY AND I GET TO DO WHAT EVER I WANT TO IT SO I WANT TO YOU WALK BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
*Vegeta bowed* Vegeta: Yes Oh Great and Powerful Kamehameha!
Kameha:*smiles* I love my job.
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Chapter 5
Vegeta flew outside; it was a wonderful day he thought to himself. I wonder why Bulma gets a weird feeling about me if I say anything nice he thought to himself.
*flashback*
Vegeta walked over to the flower shop and told Bulma. "Aren't those flowers just the greatest invention on earth?" Bulma sweat drops and mutters to herself. "That Vegeta, I miss him so much when he put on that new hair gel. Now he's like a total image of Goku but much sweeter." She smiles but she felt uncomfortable after he said that. She knew it, she had missed the old Vegeta who always argued with her a demanded anything he wanted.
*flashback over*
Vegeta senses something never the forest of his home. He had recognized the ki before and flew straight down to reach the ground. He lowered his ki so no one would notice it. There was some chattering.
"Since I'm back to earth and know that there is no one that is strong enough to defeat me again. I think I will blow up this planet just because I feel like it. Hahaha"
"But Master, I know that Goku and Vegeta are somewhere near by."
"Oh Shut up Frieza, I don't want to hear about this no longer. I will blow up my home planet just because I feel like it. If Gohan, Goku, Vegeta, Trunks and the so called Goten are near by, they couldn't do a thing to stop us since there is no oxygen in space and they cannot survive the blast. Mhahaha this is the greatest time of my life."
Vegeta recognized the two shadows. It was Frieza and Cell. How did they get back here? He thought. He was about to strike a move and stop them until he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was them, Goku and Gohan who shook their heads and whispered "They shouldn't recognize us or we'll ruined the fun." Vegeta knew what to do. He had been training with Goku for a few weeks already. He always had a head ache after sparring. Goku said his bad memories had come back but Vegeta got confused. He started to transform. He glowed but Frieza and Cell didn't notice. After he transformed, he looked like Saiyaman but just the color difference. Goku and Gohan transformed too. Goku's was also similar to Saiyaman too. Gohan's suit was Green, Vegeta's was blue and Goku's was Orange. Goku stepped out and said, "How dare you try to destroy earth you evil…….. Uh dudes?"
Cell questioned, "None of your business. Besides who are you?"
The three answered, "We are the protectors of Earth and Justice."
Gohan started, "We will defeat all evil"
Vegeta added"Ya and right wrongs and triemp over evil."
"We're Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts" Goku proudly introduced.
Gohan and Vegeta sweat dropped. Cell just laughed "Aren't the Sailor Scouts ladies instead of men?"
" Well we're the Saiyaman Trio, Not the Sailor Scouts. It's just Goku here that messed up. "Vegeta explained.
"What?" The both aliens were shocked. "You mean this is Goku?"
Goku nodded and said "this is Vegeta and Gohan."
"Dad! We're supposed to be super heroes and not to be revealed."
"Sorry I forgot."
Cell and Frieza stared at Vegeta closely. They knew Vegeta wouldn't team up with Goku and call him Goku either. He would refer to him as Kakkarot. Then would find out why Vegeta would do this. Then Cell noticed Vegeta's hair. His hair was now a grey color and looked harder than it originally was. He could also see it under his bandana. He thought it would only smart to take out that hair and get Vegeta back to normal because one of his most precious things he would care for was his hair.
Cell flew to Vegeta and started to attack………..
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Vegeta: What's gonna happen to me?
Kameha: Duh! He gonna wreck your hair!
Vegeta: What? That B*tch!
Kameha: Remember, No cursing or else you're hair is going to be worst cuz I have the power to control you. Hahahahahahahahaha
Vegeta: No! I am Saiyaman2. I will destroy evil like you
Kameha: I'm not evil. I'm your best buddy.
Vegeta: Really?
Kameha: Yup! Best Friends stick together
Vegeta: *smiles* I'm glad I have a friend like you
Kameha: *smirks* I hope he won't revert back to normal.
Vegeta: *pops out of the computer screen* Please people! Give me reviews. I want some cheering on when I take out Cell. Especially a few words would do Like go Saiyaman2! Or something like that!
*Kameha falls on the ground*
Vegeta: What's Wrong?
Kameha: I'm Still sick remember. I just wrote this because I didn't want to make the fans unhappy cuz I didn't update for 7 days. *coughs* :(
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: I Don't Own DBZ or any of the other characters……………
Vegeta: I don't think she does
Kameha: That's what I said you nincompoop!
Vegeta: Whatever Just give me my darn reviews
Kameha: Those are my reviews! ARE YOU FORGETTING WHO WRITES THE STORIES AROUND HERE!
Vegeta: I write the stories don't I?
Kameha: I am called the AUTHOR who writes the stories and you are the MAIN CHARACTER of the story ok?
Vegeta: Don't I get a pen with paper?
Kameha: *stress mark* No! I HAVE THE PEN AND PAPER, IT IS MY STORY AND I GET TO DO WHAT EVER I WANT TO IT SO I WANT TO YOU WALK BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
*Vegeta bowed* Vegeta: Yes Oh Great and Powerful Kamehameha!
Kameha:*smiles* I love my job.
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Chapter 5
Vegeta flew outside; it was a wonderful day he thought to himself. I wonder why Bulma gets a weird feeling about me if I say anything nice he thought to himself.
*flashback*
Vegeta walked over to the flower shop and told Bulma. "Aren't those flowers just the greatest invention on earth?" Bulma sweat drops and mutters to herself. "That Vegeta, I miss him so much when he put on that new hair gel. Now he's like a total image of Goku but much sweeter." She smiles but she felt uncomfortable after he said that. She knew it, she had missed the old Vegeta who always argued with her a demanded anything he wanted.
*flashback over*
Vegeta senses something never the forest of his home. He had recognized the ki before and flew straight down to reach the ground. He lowered his ki so no one would notice it. There was some chattering.
"Since I'm back to earth and know that there is no one that is strong enough to defeat me again. I think I will blow up this planet just because I feel like it. Hahaha"
"But Master, I know that Goku and Vegeta are somewhere near by."
"Oh Shut up Frieza, I don't want to hear about this no longer. I will blow up my home planet just because I feel like it. If Gohan, Goku, Vegeta, Trunks and the so called Goten are near by, they couldn't do a thing to stop us since there is no oxygen in space and they cannot survive the blast. Mhahaha this is the greatest time of my life."
Vegeta recognized the two shadows. It was Frieza and Cell. How did they get back here? He thought. He was about to strike a move and stop them until he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was them, Goku and Gohan who shook their heads and whispered "They shouldn't recognize us or we'll ruined the fun." Vegeta knew what to do. He had been training with Goku for a few weeks already. He always had a head ache after sparring. Goku said his bad memories had come back but Vegeta got confused. He started to transform. He glowed but Frieza and Cell didn't notice. After he transformed, he looked like Saiyaman but just the color difference. Goku and Gohan transformed too. Goku's was also similar to Saiyaman too. Gohan's suit was Green, Vegeta's was blue and Goku's was Orange. Goku stepped out and said, "How dare you try to destroy earth you evil…….. Uh dudes?"
Cell questioned, "None of your business. Besides who are you?"
The three answered, "We are the protectors of Earth and Justice."
Gohan started, "We will defeat all evil"
Vegeta added"Ya and right wrongs and triemp over evil."
"We're Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts" Goku proudly introduced.
Gohan and Vegeta sweat dropped. Cell just laughed "Aren't the Sailor Scouts ladies instead of men?"
" Well we're the Saiyaman Trio, Not the Sailor Scouts. It's just Goku here that messed up. "Vegeta explained.
"What?" The both aliens were shocked. "You mean this is Goku?"
Goku nodded and said "this is Vegeta and Gohan."
"Dad! We're supposed to be super heroes and not to be revealed."
"Sorry I forgot."
Cell and Frieza stared at Vegeta closely. They knew Vegeta wouldn't team up with Goku and call him Goku either. He would refer to him as Kakkarot. Then would find out why Vegeta would do this. Then Cell noticed Vegeta's hair. His hair was now a grey color and looked harder than it originally was. He could also see it under his bandana. He thought it would only smart to take out that hair and get Vegeta back to normal because one of his most precious things he would care for was his hair.
Cell flew to Vegeta and started to attack………..
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Vegeta: What's gonna happen to me?
Kameha: Duh! He gonna wreck your hair!
Vegeta: What? That B*tch!
Kameha: Remember, No cursing or else you're hair is going to be worst cuz I have the power to control you. Hahahahahahahahaha
Vegeta: No! I am Saiyaman2. I will destroy evil like you
Kameha: I'm not evil. I'm your best buddy.
Vegeta: Really?
Kameha: Yup! Best Friends stick together
Vegeta: *smiles* I'm glad I have a friend like you
Kameha: *smirks* I hope he won't revert back to normal.
Vegeta: *pops out of the computer screen* Please people! Give me reviews. I want some cheering on when I take out Cell. Especially a few words would do Like go Saiyaman2! Or something like that!
*Kameha falls on the ground*
Vegeta: What's Wrong?
Kameha: I'm Still sick remember. I just wrote this because I didn't want to make the fans unhappy cuz I didn't update for 7 days. *coughs* :(