Vegeta's Bad Hair Day
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: I Don't Own DBZ or any of the other characters so don't sue because I'm not rich. But you can sue Vegeta though *points to Vegeta*
Vegeta: I'm rich?
Kameha: Yup
*crowds start suing Vegeta for money*
Vegeta: I don't even have money yet!
Kameha: I can fix that *makes Bulma appear*
Bulma: Vegeta how dare you say you own Dragonballz?
Vegeta: I didn't
Kameha: *whispers to Bulma* He's got a bad memory.
Bulma: *Holds out a frying pan* I'll get the monkey if it's the last thing I'll do!
Vegeta: *gulp*
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Chapter 6
Cell to attack, his arm stretched out and was about to punch. Vegeta sensed the attack coming at him. The prince ducked as Cell hit noting but air. Vegeta didn't know it coming but the next punch Cell had planned worked. Cell hit his hard gelled hair and the cement wore off. Fragments of the Gel came off and dropped on to the ground. Vegeta just crouched down looking at the little pieces that had come off although the fist mark was still molded into his hair.
Vegeta busted in anger. "How dare you touch the Prince of Saiyan's hair! PREPARE TO DIE!"
Cell smirked. "Now there's the real challenge." He launched an attack on Vegeta but unexpectedly, he got a surprise ki from the Saiyan Prince and disappeared in the smoke. Frieza backed away. "No Vegeta, you couldn't have gotten that strong. You couldn't' have."
Vegeta smiled. "Have you forgotten that I am a true blooded Saiyan warrior? Not to mention that I'm a Super Saiyan." He launched another attack on Frieza and smiled happily as Frieza blew up exactly like Cell.
Goku yelled excitedly, "Yay! My friend Veggie-chan has gotten all better! He is now the snob he used to be!"
Vegeta exclaimed "Who are you calling a snob?"
"You"
"Grrrrrr………….. Ewww what is the meaning of this?"
"What do you mean Vegeta?"
He pointed to the clothes he is wearing. "This!"
Goku pressed the button on his watch and threw the watch to Gohan near who was disappointed that he and Goku will not have another sidekick.
*1 hour later*
Vegeta strolled the streets with Goku. He soon realized that Vegeta's hair had gotten back to normal but he had a fist mark on this head.
"Vegeta look in the mirror"
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Because there is something I have to show you."
Vegeta grumbled and walked to the nearest mirror. He looked disgusted and screamed. "No!!!!!!! This happened again!"
Goku laughed. "Took you long enough to notice."
"It can't be happening!"
Suddenly a familiar voice came from the store next to them. "Do you want to get that molded fist out of your hair sir?"
"YES!"
"Well you came to the right place. Here we have the newest formula that will hit the market. It's called the Improved 'Cement my hair' Hair Gel"
"Wow, how much is it?"
Goku pulled Vegeta away. "No can't you remember what happened the last time you this on."
"Kakkarot, don't worry. It's the improved formula and best of all; I don't have to wait in the mail for so long."
"Here you are sir!" The man handed Vegeta the bag.
"Thank you my good man."
Vegeta walked quickly and Goku followed. "I can't wait to try this out."
"Don't put too much on Vegeta"
"Don't worry your little butt Kakkarot. This product is harmless." Vegeta squeezed a whole bunch onto his hand while Goku took the package the tube was in. It read:
Caution: Don't put too much on for it will have silly side effects and may have make the hair to be invisible, itchy and will hurt or all three. Side effects will only last 1 year.
Goku didn't know what the words really meant but he did see it was in red print. "Vegeta this is bad, don't put too much on…………… Uh Oh"
Vegeta felt itchy and his hair started to hurt. He raised his hand to scratch it but felt nothing. He looked at the mirror and screamed. "KAKARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED ME!"
"I did but I didn't know what it said."
"GIVE ME THAT!"
Vegeta grabbed the package and he looked puzzled and shoved it to the man in front of him. "Man! Read this?"
"Sure Shrimpy"
Vegeta grumbled.
"Caution: Don't put too much on for it will have silly side effects and may have make the hair to be invisible, itchy and will hurt or all three. Side effects will only last 1 year." The man said and gave it back to Vegeta.
Vegeta screamed again, "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!" He started to sob.
Goku shrugged and dragged the whimpering Vegeta back to Capsule Corp. to see what Bulma could do.
The End
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Hey! This is the last chapter of the whole story. Unexpected event huh? I'm sorry if I haven't updated so long. I've been so busy. Please Review and I don't care if you flame me. If I do get a lot of reviews, I'll make the sequel to it (so please review! I really need reviews if you want the sequel of it. Make at least 20 reviews and I'll make the next sequel). I hope it will funnier than this one and this one was fun to write. A special thanks to all who reviewed me. Au revior!
Vegeta: Get back here Punk! How dare you make fun of the Prince like that?
Kameha: Gotta run!
By Kamehameha
Disclaimer: I Don't Own DBZ or any of the other characters so don't sue because I'm not rich. But you can sue Vegeta though *points to Vegeta*
Vegeta: I'm rich?
Kameha: Yup
*crowds start suing Vegeta for money*
Vegeta: I don't even have money yet!
Kameha: I can fix that *makes Bulma appear*
Bulma: Vegeta how dare you say you own Dragonballz?
Vegeta: I didn't
Kameha: *whispers to Bulma* He's got a bad memory.
Bulma: *Holds out a frying pan* I'll get the monkey if it's the last thing I'll do!
Vegeta: *gulp*
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Chapter 6
Cell to attack, his arm stretched out and was about to punch. Vegeta sensed the attack coming at him. The prince ducked as Cell hit noting but air. Vegeta didn't know it coming but the next punch Cell had planned worked. Cell hit his hard gelled hair and the cement wore off. Fragments of the Gel came off and dropped on to the ground. Vegeta just crouched down looking at the little pieces that had come off although the fist mark was still molded into his hair.
Vegeta busted in anger. "How dare you touch the Prince of Saiyan's hair! PREPARE TO DIE!"
Cell smirked. "Now there's the real challenge." He launched an attack on Vegeta but unexpectedly, he got a surprise ki from the Saiyan Prince and disappeared in the smoke. Frieza backed away. "No Vegeta, you couldn't have gotten that strong. You couldn't' have."
Vegeta smiled. "Have you forgotten that I am a true blooded Saiyan warrior? Not to mention that I'm a Super Saiyan." He launched another attack on Frieza and smiled happily as Frieza blew up exactly like Cell.
Goku yelled excitedly, "Yay! My friend Veggie-chan has gotten all better! He is now the snob he used to be!"
Vegeta exclaimed "Who are you calling a snob?"
"You"
"Grrrrrr………….. Ewww what is the meaning of this?"
"What do you mean Vegeta?"
He pointed to the clothes he is wearing. "This!"
Goku pressed the button on his watch and threw the watch to Gohan near who was disappointed that he and Goku will not have another sidekick.
*1 hour later*
Vegeta strolled the streets with Goku. He soon realized that Vegeta's hair had gotten back to normal but he had a fist mark on this head.
"Vegeta look in the mirror"
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Because there is something I have to show you."
Vegeta grumbled and walked to the nearest mirror. He looked disgusted and screamed. "No!!!!!!! This happened again!"
Goku laughed. "Took you long enough to notice."
"It can't be happening!"
Suddenly a familiar voice came from the store next to them. "Do you want to get that molded fist out of your hair sir?"
"YES!"
"Well you came to the right place. Here we have the newest formula that will hit the market. It's called the Improved 'Cement my hair' Hair Gel"
"Wow, how much is it?"
Goku pulled Vegeta away. "No can't you remember what happened the last time you this on."
"Kakkarot, don't worry. It's the improved formula and best of all; I don't have to wait in the mail for so long."
"Here you are sir!" The man handed Vegeta the bag.
"Thank you my good man."
Vegeta walked quickly and Goku followed. "I can't wait to try this out."
"Don't put too much on Vegeta"
"Don't worry your little butt Kakkarot. This product is harmless." Vegeta squeezed a whole bunch onto his hand while Goku took the package the tube was in. It read:
Caution: Don't put too much on for it will have silly side effects and may have make the hair to be invisible, itchy and will hurt or all three. Side effects will only last 1 year.
Goku didn't know what the words really meant but he did see it was in red print. "Vegeta this is bad, don't put too much on…………… Uh Oh"
Vegeta felt itchy and his hair started to hurt. He raised his hand to scratch it but felt nothing. He looked at the mirror and screamed. "KAKARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED ME!"
"I did but I didn't know what it said."
"GIVE ME THAT!"
Vegeta grabbed the package and he looked puzzled and shoved it to the man in front of him. "Man! Read this?"
"Sure Shrimpy"
Vegeta grumbled.
"Caution: Don't put too much on for it will have silly side effects and may have make the hair to be invisible, itchy and will hurt or all three. Side effects will only last 1 year." The man said and gave it back to Vegeta.
Vegeta screamed again, "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!" He started to sob.
Goku shrugged and dragged the whimpering Vegeta back to Capsule Corp. to see what Bulma could do.
The End
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Hey! This is the last chapter of the whole story. Unexpected event huh? I'm sorry if I haven't updated so long. I've been so busy. Please Review and I don't care if you flame me. If I do get a lot of reviews, I'll make the sequel to it (so please review! I really need reviews if you want the sequel of it. Make at least 20 reviews and I'll make the next sequel). I hope it will funnier than this one and this one was fun to write. A special thanks to all who reviewed me. Au revior!
Vegeta: Get back here Punk! How dare you make fun of the Prince like that?
Kameha: Gotta run!