TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Rating: PG-13
Author's Note: Rita Skeeter is a Ravenclaw in this story….she will be singing "That don't impress me much" by Shania Twain…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!
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Rita stood up at the Ravenclaw table and walked over to the stage. Everyone stared at her…Rita was the biggest gossip at Hogwarts. Sirius had gone out with her once in fourth year, when he had broken up with her, she spread some nasty rumors. Sirius now hated her almost as much as he hated Gilderoy Lockhart, Snape, and Malfoy.
Snorting, James watched as she waved her wand, and she was instantly clothed in a cow-girl attire. Boots, leather pants, hat, the whole getup.
The music began, and Rita started to sing.
/I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art/
Sirius, Remus, and James all spoke at the same time. "Thanks Rita!"
Lily just stared at them. "Men…"
/You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all /
1 Lily shook her head, of all the songs Rita had to choose, she picked a country. Lily hated country.
/Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else/
/Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much /
Everyone turned at looked at Remus. "WHAT?" He yelled, slightly red in the face.
/So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much /
Remus let out a 'whoosh' of breathe, and everyone began to laugh.
/I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place/
This time everyone turned and looked at Gilderoy Lockhart, who was currently re-hexing his hair back into place. Sighing, they all turned back to listen to Rita.
/Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else/
/Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much /
All the muggle-born students turned and looked at Sirius, whilst, pure- bloods all ha one question in mind. "Who was Brad Pitt?"
/You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night/
This time everyone turned and looked at James who was fuming. "WHAT!" He screamed, everyone quickly moved their gaze.
/That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much /
All of the girls were now turning their gaze from one guy to the next. Boys were sliding under the tables to hide. Lily scoffed and continued to listen.
/Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much /
The music ended, as did the song. Everyone began to clap, and Rita took a bow, then proceeded to jump off of the stage and run back to her table. Dumbledore stood, ready to announce the next act.
"Our next act today is…."
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Okie, next up is Silly Songs with Sirius! BWHA!
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Rating: PG-13
Author's Note: Rita Skeeter is a Ravenclaw in this story….she will be singing "That don't impress me much" by Shania Twain…. BWHAHAHAHAHA!
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Rita stood up at the Ravenclaw table and walked over to the stage. Everyone stared at her…Rita was the biggest gossip at Hogwarts. Sirius had gone out with her once in fourth year, when he had broken up with her, she spread some nasty rumors. Sirius now hated her almost as much as he hated Gilderoy Lockhart, Snape, and Malfoy.
Snorting, James watched as she waved her wand, and she was instantly clothed in a cow-girl attire. Boots, leather pants, hat, the whole getup.
The music began, and Rita started to sing.
/I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art/
Sirius, Remus, and James all spoke at the same time. "Thanks Rita!"
Lily just stared at them. "Men…"
/You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all /
1 Lily shook her head, of all the songs Rita had to choose, she picked a country. Lily hated country.
/Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else/
/Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much /
Everyone turned at looked at Remus. "WHAT?" He yelled, slightly red in the face.
/So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much /
Remus let out a 'whoosh' of breathe, and everyone began to laugh.
/I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place/
This time everyone turned and looked at Gilderoy Lockhart, who was currently re-hexing his hair back into place. Sighing, they all turned back to listen to Rita.
/Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else/
/Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much /
All the muggle-born students turned and looked at Sirius, whilst, pure- bloods all ha one question in mind. "Who was Brad Pitt?"
/You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night/
This time everyone turned and looked at James who was fuming. "WHAT!" He screamed, everyone quickly moved their gaze.
/That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much /
All of the girls were now turning their gaze from one guy to the next. Boys were sliding under the tables to hide. Lily scoffed and continued to listen.
/Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much /
The music ended, as did the song. Everyone began to clap, and Rita took a bow, then proceeded to jump off of the stage and run back to her table. Dumbledore stood, ready to announce the next act.
"Our next act today is…."
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Okie, next up is Silly Songs with Sirius! BWHA!