TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Rating: PG-13
Author's Note: SILLY SONGS WITH SIRIUS! BWHA! He will be singing 'Old Man Dumbledore had a school…' a parody of 'Old McDonald had a farm' Then I believe Professor Dumbledore is up…
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"SIRIUS BLACK!"
Everyone groaned, and Sirius walked up to the stage, practically jumping with anxiety.
Lily silently prayed that this would be a half-way normal song. Of course, we all know this could never happen, and so we return to our story.
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!/
"Holy Shit.." James muttered, recovering from his shock. "He's singing Old McDonald!"
"Great." Everyone chorused, pretending to be happy.
/In this school there were some Gryffindors!
Ei Ei Oh!
With some courage here
And some aurors there
Here some courage
They're some aurors
Everywhere some courage/
The Gryffindors all agreed and the Slytherins did something between a snort and sneer…
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!/
"Holy-" James was about to say. He was instantly stopped by everyone else.
"Don't lets see what he came up with for everyone else…" Remus said. James nodded and listened.
/In this school there were some Hufflepuffs!
Ei Ei Oh!
With some loyalty here
And some hardwork there
Here some loyalty
They're some harwork
Everywhere some loyalty/
"Wow." Remus began,
"That." James continued.
"Was." Peter caught on.
"Deep." Lily finished. The four burst out into laughter.
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!/
/In this school there were some Ravenclaws!
Ei Ei Oh!
With some studying here
1 And some O.W.L.S there
Here some studying
They're some O.W.L.S
Everywhere some studying/
Ravenclaws clapped, and Sirius smiled.
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!/
They all knew what was coming next. Professor McGonagall was about to warn Sirius, but he beat her to it.
/In this school there were some Slytherins!
Ei Ei Oh!
With some death eaters here
2 And some dark marks there
Here some death eaters
They're some dark marks
Everywhere some death eaters/
Slytherins began to protest loudly, and everyone else laughed whole- heartedly. McGonagall was storming towards the stage, sensing danger. Sirius finished quickly.
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!!!!!/
Everyone, minus McGonagall and the Slytherins burst into applause. Dumbledore stood to announce the next act, and paused to watch Professor McGonagall drag Sirius out of the great hall, both almost as red in the face as the Gryffindor Flags, but for different reasons.
"The next act is…..ME!"
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Hey all! Professor Dumbledore is up next! Please do me a favor, and try to get this story to at least 100 reviews! Also, I have a new story, I never knew what they meant until now… I would hope all of the dedicated reviewers from this story will go and check it out…It's Lily/James with a twist!
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Rating: PG-13
Author's Note: SILLY SONGS WITH SIRIUS! BWHA! He will be singing 'Old Man Dumbledore had a school…' a parody of 'Old McDonald had a farm' Then I believe Professor Dumbledore is up…
–
"SIRIUS BLACK!"
Everyone groaned, and Sirius walked up to the stage, practically jumping with anxiety.
Lily silently prayed that this would be a half-way normal song. Of course, we all know this could never happen, and so we return to our story.
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!/
"Holy Shit.." James muttered, recovering from his shock. "He's singing Old McDonald!"
"Great." Everyone chorused, pretending to be happy.
/In this school there were some Gryffindors!
Ei Ei Oh!
With some courage here
And some aurors there
Here some courage
They're some aurors
Everywhere some courage/
The Gryffindors all agreed and the Slytherins did something between a snort and sneer…
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!/
"Holy-" James was about to say. He was instantly stopped by everyone else.
"Don't lets see what he came up with for everyone else…" Remus said. James nodded and listened.
/In this school there were some Hufflepuffs!
Ei Ei Oh!
With some loyalty here
And some hardwork there
Here some loyalty
They're some harwork
Everywhere some loyalty/
"Wow." Remus began,
"That." James continued.
"Was." Peter caught on.
"Deep." Lily finished. The four burst out into laughter.
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!/
/In this school there were some Ravenclaws!
Ei Ei Oh!
With some studying here
1 And some O.W.L.S there
Here some studying
They're some O.W.L.S
Everywhere some studying/
Ravenclaws clapped, and Sirius smiled.
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!/
They all knew what was coming next. Professor McGonagall was about to warn Sirius, but he beat her to it.
/In this school there were some Slytherins!
Ei Ei Oh!
With some death eaters here
2 And some dark marks there
Here some death eaters
They're some dark marks
Everywhere some death eaters/
Slytherins began to protest loudly, and everyone else laughed whole- heartedly. McGonagall was storming towards the stage, sensing danger. Sirius finished quickly.
/Old Man Dumbledore had a school
Ei Ei Oh!!!!!/
Everyone, minus McGonagall and the Slytherins burst into applause. Dumbledore stood to announce the next act, and paused to watch Professor McGonagall drag Sirius out of the great hall, both almost as red in the face as the Gryffindor Flags, but for different reasons.
"The next act is…..ME!"
******
Hey all! Professor Dumbledore is up next! Please do me a favor, and try to get this story to at least 100 reviews! Also, I have a new story, I never knew what they meant until now… I would hope all of the dedicated reviewers from this story will go and check it out…It's Lily/James with a twist!