Kitty Luv
By Me Gots No Name
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII…or the idea for this fanfic. I stole it from my younger sister. (Gee, ain't I nice?)
It was another peaceful day at the Gold Saucer. Cait Sith was on a roll. 15 lucky customers with good fortunes in one hour!
Cait Sith: Be sure to tell your friends!
*Mog starts ringing like alarm clock.*
Cait Sith: Yay! Break time!
*Cait Sith & Mog leave their post. Out of boredom, they decide to go to the fortune~telling machine.*
Machine: A beautiful thief will come & steal your heart away. Make sure she doesn't take your materia, too. Your lucky number is 16.
Cait Sith: *Scoffs* Like that'll ever happen…
*At Shinra HQ, in Reeve's Satellite Room…*
Reno: Hey Reeve! Whacha doin'?
Reeve: Get out of here unless you brought beer.
*Reno holds up six~pack.*
Reeve: Sit down & hand me a can.
*Obliges*
Reno: So what's with the TV? Is there nuthin' else on?
Reeve: This is my security camera, a mechanical cat riding on a mog who gives fortunes.
Reno: What were you smoking when you came up with that?
Reeve: I was eating takeout from Fu Lin.
Reno: Oh… That sounds good…
*Back at the Gold Saucer…*
Cait Sith: Look, Moggy! Lucky Customer #16 is coming!
Who will be Lucky Customer #16? Why are Reeve & Reno acting like drinking buddies & talking about Chinese food? Does anyone care? Find out (or not) in our next exciting installment!
By Me Gots No Name
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII…or the idea for this fanfic. I stole it from my younger sister. (Gee, ain't I nice?)
It was another peaceful day at the Gold Saucer. Cait Sith was on a roll. 15 lucky customers with good fortunes in one hour!
Cait Sith: Be sure to tell your friends!
*Mog starts ringing like alarm clock.*
Cait Sith: Yay! Break time!
*Cait Sith & Mog leave their post. Out of boredom, they decide to go to the fortune~telling machine.*
Machine: A beautiful thief will come & steal your heart away. Make sure she doesn't take your materia, too. Your lucky number is 16.
Cait Sith: *Scoffs* Like that'll ever happen…
*At Shinra HQ, in Reeve's Satellite Room…*
Reno: Hey Reeve! Whacha doin'?
Reeve: Get out of here unless you brought beer.
*Reno holds up six~pack.*
Reeve: Sit down & hand me a can.
*Obliges*
Reno: So what's with the TV? Is there nuthin' else on?
Reeve: This is my security camera, a mechanical cat riding on a mog who gives fortunes.
Reno: What were you smoking when you came up with that?
Reeve: I was eating takeout from Fu Lin.
Reno: Oh… That sounds good…
*Back at the Gold Saucer…*
Cait Sith: Look, Moggy! Lucky Customer #16 is coming!
Who will be Lucky Customer #16? Why are Reeve & Reno acting like drinking buddies & talking about Chinese food? Does anyone care? Find out (or not) in our next exciting installment!