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A Ranma 1/2 spamfic by Zorknot
DISCLAIMER: Takahashi Rumiko made up some interesting
characters and plot lines for Ranma 1/2. This is me
screwing all that up:-)
~~~~~[START]~~~~~
It's very hard for me, you know? Everyone worries
about Ranma, but no one cares about MY feelings. Even
Ranma, who I thought would stay with me forever,
ignores me more and more. Its like he thinks he
doesn't need me. Maybe he doesn't. It's killing me...
I know, I know. If it wasn't for me, Ranma would never
have had to go through the Nekoken training. But
really, it's not my fault! I blame Nodoka and that
sword of hers. And the training hurt me just as much
as it did Ranma. Ranma was so close to me...he's
my blood! And when those cats tore into his flesh,
they tore into mine as well.
No one cares about that though, do they? Not even
Ranma anymore. If I start becoming a pain he just
douses me with water to shut me up. It's frustrating.
I suppose you could say Jusenkyo was my fault too. But
really! It was a TRAINING ground! What were we
supposed to do, look around, enjoy the scenery, have a
few moments of casual intercourse with the natives? I
wish now that we had done that instead, but while the
brochure was in Chinese it had one character that was
unmistakable and that was TRAINING. So we trained. I
think Ranma would have jumped on those poles even if I
wasn't around.
As Ranma fell toward the waters of Nyannichuan...I
think part of me knew what was going to happen,
because at that moment I was more scared than I ever
had been before. And when he changed...there's no way
I could possibly tell you how much it hurt. Suddenly
all Ranma and I experienced amounted to nothing, and
we were separated in a way I hadn't thought possible.
I was so relieved when Ranma changed back that I leapt
straight up in glee...much to Ranma's embarrassment I'm
sure. But unfortunately the cure wasn't any more
permanent than the curse.
So you can't blame me for Ranma's problems with the
Amazons either, though I guess you could blame it on
my influence. When Shampoo gave Ranma that Kiss of
Death...I wanted to do something, but I couldn't. All
I could do was watch, horrified, as the girl kissed
Onna-Ranma on the cheek and the former boy stood there
like an idiot, doing nothing.
I've tried to get better, but the truth is, whenever
Ranma's a girl, she and I just can't communicate. The
Cat's Tongue...that was the worst. For almost a month
I could barely talk to Ranma. A gulf opened up between
us and it seemed to get wider with each passing day. I
think the phoenix pill came just in time. I could tell
things were changing in Ranma and that if it had taken
any longer...well I don't want to think about that. I
suppose that the Chisuiton could have been much worse,
but really it was over fairly quickly and things were
back to normal.
Of course I didn't know what fear was until Ranma
started ACTING like a girl! I don't know how a knock
on the head could have done that to Ranma, but it was
nearly the end of me. One more day of that...two tops
and I would have left Ranma for good.
You still have no sympathy for me at all, do you?
Do you realize it's a wonder I'm still here talking to
you? I could have ceased to be a hundred different
ways! My life is threatened even now! All Ranma has to
do is say he doesn't want me around anymore and my
life might as well be over! That's extremely stressful
let me tell you.
Yes, I know, you have it rough too, Mallet-san, but at
least Akane uses you from time to time.
I'm telling you, it's much worse being Ranma Saotome's
penis...
~~~~~[END]~~~~~
This was just an odd thought that wouldn't leave. One
of these days I'm going to write something wholesome.
This isn't that day... tomorrow doesn't look good
either:-)
C&C welcome, but I doubt if I will change anything.
A Ranma 1/2 spamfic by Zorknot
DISCLAIMER: Takahashi Rumiko made up some interesting
characters and plot lines for Ranma 1/2. This is me
screwing all that up:-)
~~~~~[START]~~~~~
It's very hard for me, you know? Everyone worries
about Ranma, but no one cares about MY feelings. Even
Ranma, who I thought would stay with me forever,
ignores me more and more. Its like he thinks he
doesn't need me. Maybe he doesn't. It's killing me...
I know, I know. If it wasn't for me, Ranma would never
have had to go through the Nekoken training. But
really, it's not my fault! I blame Nodoka and that
sword of hers. And the training hurt me just as much
as it did Ranma. Ranma was so close to me...he's
my blood! And when those cats tore into his flesh,
they tore into mine as well.
No one cares about that though, do they? Not even
Ranma anymore. If I start becoming a pain he just
douses me with water to shut me up. It's frustrating.
I suppose you could say Jusenkyo was my fault too. But
really! It was a TRAINING ground! What were we
supposed to do, look around, enjoy the scenery, have a
few moments of casual intercourse with the natives? I
wish now that we had done that instead, but while the
brochure was in Chinese it had one character that was
unmistakable and that was TRAINING. So we trained. I
think Ranma would have jumped on those poles even if I
wasn't around.
As Ranma fell toward the waters of Nyannichuan...I
think part of me knew what was going to happen,
because at that moment I was more scared than I ever
had been before. And when he changed...there's no way
I could possibly tell you how much it hurt. Suddenly
all Ranma and I experienced amounted to nothing, and
we were separated in a way I hadn't thought possible.
I was so relieved when Ranma changed back that I leapt
straight up in glee...much to Ranma's embarrassment I'm
sure. But unfortunately the cure wasn't any more
permanent than the curse.
So you can't blame me for Ranma's problems with the
Amazons either, though I guess you could blame it on
my influence. When Shampoo gave Ranma that Kiss of
Death...I wanted to do something, but I couldn't. All
I could do was watch, horrified, as the girl kissed
Onna-Ranma on the cheek and the former boy stood there
like an idiot, doing nothing.
I've tried to get better, but the truth is, whenever
Ranma's a girl, she and I just can't communicate. The
Cat's Tongue...that was the worst. For almost a month
I could barely talk to Ranma. A gulf opened up between
us and it seemed to get wider with each passing day. I
think the phoenix pill came just in time. I could tell
things were changing in Ranma and that if it had taken
any longer...well I don't want to think about that. I
suppose that the Chisuiton could have been much worse,
but really it was over fairly quickly and things were
back to normal.
Of course I didn't know what fear was until Ranma
started ACTING like a girl! I don't know how a knock
on the head could have done that to Ranma, but it was
nearly the end of me. One more day of that...two tops
and I would have left Ranma for good.
You still have no sympathy for me at all, do you?
Do you realize it's a wonder I'm still here talking to
you? I could have ceased to be a hundred different
ways! My life is threatened even now! All Ranma has to
do is say he doesn't want me around anymore and my
life might as well be over! That's extremely stressful
let me tell you.
Yes, I know, you have it rough too, Mallet-san, but at
least Akane uses you from time to time.
I'm telling you, it's much worse being Ranma Saotome's
penis...
~~~~~[END]~~~~~
This was just an odd thought that wouldn't leave. One
of these days I'm going to write something wholesome.
This isn't that day... tomorrow doesn't look good
either:-)
C&C welcome, but I doubt if I will change anything.