*In Reeve's Satellite Room…*

Reno: Pass the soy sauce…

*The room is full of open boxes of takeout from Fu Lin. Reno & Reeve are working on two of them, each armed with a pair of chopsticks.*

Reeve: Are you sure it's okay to charge this on the company's account?

Reno: Oh yeah! Rude & I do it all the time when we go out to drink.

*In President Rufus's Office…*

Rufus: WHAT THE SWEET SUFFERING %*^( IS THIS $#!+?!?!?!? TSENG!!!!!

Tseng: Must kill Rude…Must kill Reno…Must kill Rude…Must kill Reno…

*At the Saucer…*

Cait Sith: Hey Cloud? Can I ask you a question?

Cloud: You just did.

Cait Sith: Uh…okay…Is there anything special about your group of friends?

Cloud: No…

Cait Sith: Oh…'Cause a fortune~telling machine told me my lucky number is 16 & you're my 16th customer, so I thought it would mean something special, but it also said a beautiful thief would steal my heart away & you don't look all that beautiful to me…

Cloud: Shut your mouth or I'll take out your voice box.

*Satellite Room*

Reno: Your camera don't know how to shut up.

Reeve: Actually, I think one of the girls installed that.

Reno: Probably Elena…

Reeve: Yeah…

*Tseng busts through the door holding a gun.*

What will become of Reeve & Reno, being threatened with a gun by the angry Tseng? Why would Cait Sith go to a fortune~telling machine in the first chapter? Is anyone still reading this? Stay tuned for the next heart~wrenching act!