Reno: Hi Tseng. *Holds up box.* Want some General Tso's chicken?
*Tseng gets a varicose vein.*
Tseng: RENO! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!? You're only supposed to charge BUSINESS expenses on the company card.
Reno: That was business. Rude & I were staked out at a bar. The hostess politely offered us a couple of beers, & we just couldn't say no to her.
Tseng: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS?!?
Reeve: Lunch.
Tseng: You guys can't eat all of that in one sitting.
Reeve & Reno: Watch us.
*Saucer*
Cloud: Well, here's the rest of the team: Tifa, Barret, Red XIII, Aeris, & Yuffie.
Cait Sith: Wow…
*Cait Sith is staring at Yuffie. His limit break pops up & the slot machine lands on 3 pics of Yuffie. He starts floating just above his mog, hearts swirling around him.*
Tifa: Cait Sith?
Aeris: Yoo~hoo, Cait Sith?
*Cloud plucks one of the hearts out of the air & looks at it. He drops it carelessly on the floor. Red XIII sniffs it & eats it.*
Barret: How's it taste?
Red XIII: Like one of those Valentine's Day hearts…
*Satellite Room*
Reno: Hey Reeve, man. What's up with the little hearts? Valentine's Day was months ago.
Reeve: Dunno…
*Screen starts blinking violently.*
Reeve: What's going on?!?
Why is Reeve's screen blinking violently? Why'd Red XIII eat the heart Cloud plucked out of the air? Will anyone read if I keep going? Don't touch that dial for the next segment!
*Tseng gets a varicose vein.*
Tseng: RENO! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!? You're only supposed to charge BUSINESS expenses on the company card.
Reno: That was business. Rude & I were staked out at a bar. The hostess politely offered us a couple of beers, & we just couldn't say no to her.
Tseng: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS?!?
Reeve: Lunch.
Tseng: You guys can't eat all of that in one sitting.
Reeve & Reno: Watch us.
*Saucer*
Cloud: Well, here's the rest of the team: Tifa, Barret, Red XIII, Aeris, & Yuffie.
Cait Sith: Wow…
*Cait Sith is staring at Yuffie. His limit break pops up & the slot machine lands on 3 pics of Yuffie. He starts floating just above his mog, hearts swirling around him.*
Tifa: Cait Sith?
Aeris: Yoo~hoo, Cait Sith?
*Cloud plucks one of the hearts out of the air & looks at it. He drops it carelessly on the floor. Red XIII sniffs it & eats it.*
Barret: How's it taste?
Red XIII: Like one of those Valentine's Day hearts…
*Satellite Room*
Reno: Hey Reeve, man. What's up with the little hearts? Valentine's Day was months ago.
Reeve: Dunno…
*Screen starts blinking violently.*
Reeve: What's going on?!?
Why is Reeve's screen blinking violently? Why'd Red XIII eat the heart Cloud plucked out of the air? Will anyone read if I keep going? Don't touch that dial for the next segment!