*Outside, Rufus & Tseng are smashing the main satellite on the roof with
sledgehammers.*
Tseng: Well, that's one way to bug them.
Rufus: Yes. *Flips hair.* I come up with the most brilliant ideas.
Tseng: What about when you tried to teach Dark Nation how to fetch the stock report?
Rufus: Let's not go there.
*Tseng gets hit in the head with a rock.*
Tseng: Ow…
*They look down. Scarlet & Elena are down on the ground armed with rocks.*
Elena: What's the big idea? I never said you could throw rocks at my Tseng!
Scarlet: He smashed the satellite right in the middle of my soap!
*Elena throws a rock at Rufus.*
Rufus: Ow…
Scarlet: I never said you could throw rocks at my Rufus!
Elena: He has a sledgehammer too! Besides, we were about to find out if Adrien was sleeping with that hussy Minerva!
*They throw a few more rocks at the other's love interest until Tseng takes cover & Rufus gets hit between the eyes & falls off the roof.*
Scarlet: You %!+(#! You knocked out Rufus!
Elena: You're the %!+(#! You made Tseng run away!
Scarlet: You can't use my symbols!
Elena: I can & will!
*They go at it.*
Rude (who's been watching throught the window): Hey, Hojo! Catfight!
Hojo: Ooh! Who is it?
Rude: The Village Bicycle (Scarlet) versus The Turks' Vexation (Elena).
Hojo: I'll get the popcorn.
Rude: I'll get the booze.
Who will win the catfight? Will Rufus survive his fall off the roof? What does this have to do with the story? All this & more in our next action~packed episode!
Tseng: Well, that's one way to bug them.
Rufus: Yes. *Flips hair.* I come up with the most brilliant ideas.
Tseng: What about when you tried to teach Dark Nation how to fetch the stock report?
Rufus: Let's not go there.
*Tseng gets hit in the head with a rock.*
Tseng: Ow…
*They look down. Scarlet & Elena are down on the ground armed with rocks.*
Elena: What's the big idea? I never said you could throw rocks at my Tseng!
Scarlet: He smashed the satellite right in the middle of my soap!
*Elena throws a rock at Rufus.*
Rufus: Ow…
Scarlet: I never said you could throw rocks at my Rufus!
Elena: He has a sledgehammer too! Besides, we were about to find out if Adrien was sleeping with that hussy Minerva!
*They throw a few more rocks at the other's love interest until Tseng takes cover & Rufus gets hit between the eyes & falls off the roof.*
Scarlet: You %!+(#! You knocked out Rufus!
Elena: You're the %!+(#! You made Tseng run away!
Scarlet: You can't use my symbols!
Elena: I can & will!
*They go at it.*
Rude (who's been watching throught the window): Hey, Hojo! Catfight!
Hojo: Ooh! Who is it?
Rude: The Village Bicycle (Scarlet) versus The Turks' Vexation (Elena).
Hojo: I'll get the popcorn.
Rude: I'll get the booze.
Who will win the catfight? Will Rufus survive his fall off the roof? What does this have to do with the story? All this & more in our next action~packed episode!